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Clips from Animaniacs (2020) - What is That?/Mouse Madness/Christopher Columbusted/Fake Medicines (S02E02)

"[laughs] Oh, this nautical sketch"
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"was a great idea to get around the censors."
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"MAN: Enough of this scuttlebutt!"
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"‐ [giggles] He said scuttle."
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"[growls]"
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"Uh oh. It's the captain."
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"Looks like we're in for a stern talking to."
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"‐ Sailing pun! Somebody keep count."
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"There's gonna be too many of these."
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"‐ Do you have any idea who I am?!"
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"‐ If the writers are following the formula,"
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"I'd say you're an unlikable jerk in need of an ego check."
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"‐ Ego check? Why would Christopher Columbus"
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"need an ego check?"
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"‐ Why do you have so many books from the future?"
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"‐ Because it was a long flight from 500 years from now."
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"‐ It's not fair to make me do math"
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"and history at the same time!"
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"‐ So, apparently he got lost,"
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"thought South America was Asia,"
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"and claimed it for Spain even though it was already inhabited"
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"by millions of people?"
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"‐ Then he starved those millions of people"
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"'cause he thought they were hiding gold from him?"
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"[groans] ‐ Let me see that!"
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"♪"
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"He enslaved how many people?"
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"He was arrested by who?"
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"And he has his own holiday why?"
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"Oh, there's just too much bad stuff in here"
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"to fit into a single sketch."
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"‐ But, it just might fit in a song!"
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"♪ In Fourteen Hundred and Ninety Two ♪"
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"♪ Columbus sailed the ocean blue ♪"
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"‐ Oh yeah!"
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"♪ He had three ships, he sailed from Spain ♪"
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"♪ A first rate hat atop a second rate brain ♪"
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"‐ ♪ He sailed by night, he sailed by day ♪"
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"♪ Will somebody tell him he sailed the wrong way? ♪"
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"‐ ♪ He's cruel, he rules through thuggery ♪"
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"‐ ♪ Yet he's praised for the new world's discovery ♪"
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"ALL: ♪ Are we sure he deserves his own day? ♪"
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"♪ We'd have found this stuff anyway ♪"
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"[growling]"
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"‐ I'm terrible at reading people."
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"Is he mad at us or passionately in love with us?"
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"‐ I will give‐a you a right seeing to!"
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"‐ Mm. I still can't tell."
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"‐ Desist with this poppycock at once!"
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"‐ Oh. Aren't you gonna say, "good night, everybody"?"
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"‐ Nah, too easy."
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"I'm trying to keep them above board."
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"Seriously loving these nautical puns though."
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"‐ Seize them!"
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"‐ Uh oh. We're in hot water now."
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"‐ Eh, what's he gonna do? Make us walk the plank?"
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"Feed us to the sharks? Leave us stranded"
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"on a desert island? Ha!"
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"♪ dramatic music playing♪"
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"‐ [laughs] Goodbye! Happy getting eaten!"
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"[laughter]"
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"‐ Oh, we may have sailed too close to the wind on this one, sibs."
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"‐ That thing's not getting old."
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"‐ Alright, sibs, all hands on deck! Sorry."
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"We're up the creek without a paddle here."
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"My bad. So, somebody's gotta bail us out."
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"I'm starting to think this pun counter may have been a bad idea."
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"‐ I think I can get us off the hook!"
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"‐ Wakko!"
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"‐ Come on! ‐ Genuine mistake."
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"Yakko, your slacks, if you please."
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"[struggling]"
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"‐ Cured meats were a staple of the mariner's diet in the age of sail,"
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"so having baloney in one's slacks is historically accurate."
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"Okay, good. But, we're still stuck on this island, high and dr‐‐"
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"I mean between the devil and the deep bl‐‐"
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"No, dead in the wa‐‐"
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"Are there any sayings"
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"which aren't based on sailing?! ‐ Don't worry, boys."
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"I've got an idea!"
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"♪"
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