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Clips from Archer - Archer: 1999 -- Cubert (S10E10)

"Kill it before-- [screams]"
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"Lana: Whoa! Krieger: Aah!"
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"- Oh, shit. - Uh..."
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"- Hmm, or maybejust aggression."
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"- What? - Huh."
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"- Come on, you're saying"
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"it can read our emotions?"
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"- I'm not sayinganything...yet."
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"[thudding]"
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"- How 'bout now? - Oh, no."
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"Sorry, need to do a whole bigseries of tests before I can..."
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"[thudding]"
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"- Huh, still interrupting. - Typical."
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"- But we shouldprobably...uh..."
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"- Carol, come on. Let's get out of there."
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"[grunts]"
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"Wow, that's-- [groaning]"
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"Somebody give me a hand here. - I can help."
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"- Somebody strong. - [sighs]"
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"- Ready? [both groaning]"
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"- I mean--I mean, that's crazy, right?"
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"All right, Jesus. I'm doing it."
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"Okay, Pam, you're up. - Mm-kay."
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"One, two, three, go."
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"[all groaning]"
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"Son of a--"
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"Go! [all groaning]"
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"[all panting]"
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"I just thought of something."
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"- Oh, my God, if you say "Ranch Tub"..."
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"- No, shut up."
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"Look, I can bench, like, 500 kilos,"
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"so I can keep pulling on her, but..."
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"- Eventuallysomething's gotta give."
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"- Like her birdy little neck bones."
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"Because whatever this thing is,"
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"I mean, it's obviously supernatural."
Archer
"- Well, since when is it supernatural?"
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"- Well, it's not a magnet. - Oh, come on."
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"- So those are our only two options,"
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"ghosts or magnets?"
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"[thudding]"
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"- I mean... - Oh, come on."
Archer
"This is just some bullshitof yours"
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"to put off going back to Earth."
Archer
"- [laughs] What?"
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"So, what, Lana, I conjured up"
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"some kind of... telepathic ghost cube?"
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"- I didn't say youconjured it up, dickwrap."
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"I said that..."
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"[eerie tone]"
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"- Huh. - [sighs]"
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"[foot thuds]"
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"Well, I hope you're all..."
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"[body thuds] - Jeezy Petes."
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"- Happy. - Is she breathing?"
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"- No. - So she's..."
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"- I mean... - Oh!"
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"If only we had access to some sort of device"
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"which could tell us!"
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"Krieger! - What's that?"
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"Oh, right, the scanner! Doy."
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"Hang on, let me reset it for..."
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"- [gasps]"
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"[all shout]"
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"- Are you okay? - [coughing]"
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"I think so. - What was it like?"
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"What did you see? - I don't know. It..."
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"I can't explain it."
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"[gasps] Oh, my God!"
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"- What? - I just remembered."
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"- Remembered what? - I don't even have fillings."
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"[laughs]"
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"[eerie tone]"
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"♪"
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"[dramatic music]"
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"Pam: So that whole time you're in there,"
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"you didn't see anything?"
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"- [mouth full] No, I mean, it's hard to explain."
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"It was kind of like I was nothing..."
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"and everything."
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"If that makes any sense."
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"- About as muchas what normally"
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"comes out of your mouth."
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"- And speaking of your mouth..."
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"- What about it?"
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"- You're really packing it away there."
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"- Um, I'm hungry. Sue me."
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"- I will if it turns out you ate"
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"all the priceless filling out of that cube."
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"- Oh, my God. [muffled muttering]"
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"- What? - [muffled mumbling]"
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"- [sighs]Pointless."
Archer
"- You really think it's worth something?"
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"- It's gotta be,"
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"I mean, to somebody."
Archer
"- And whom might that somebody be?"
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"- Well, obviously we need to do some market research,"
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"but it's-- - It's gone."
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"- What? - Wait, what?"
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"- Gone? - [choking]"
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"- What are you doing? - What's the matter?"
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"Hey, the food ain't that bad, baby."
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"- [coughing and retching]"
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"- What's wrong?Are you choking?"
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"- Typical.Cyril: W-w-w-what's the matter?"
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"- This is serious. - Get a spoon in her!"
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"- Space phrasing! [clears throat]"
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"No. - Plus, that's a collectible!"
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"- [coughing] - Get that spoon in her!"
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"- I'm trying. - [retching]"
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"[guttural howling]"
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"[coughs] [food squelches]"
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"Krieger: Gross."
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"- What the shit with the spoon?"
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"- I-- - We thought you were--"
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"- What, "She's choking,so let's shove"
Archer
"a goddamn spoondown her throat"?"
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"- Yeah, Cyril. - Hey, you know what?"
Archer
"- I know the stupid cube is gone."
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