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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - For Your Own Good (S01E01)

"I've given it a lot of thought,"
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"And I'm respectfully declining your stupid-ass invitation."
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"Please! I'm begging you!"
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"I'll give you all my garbage pail kids."
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"See? They're like baseball cards, but hilarious."
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"One day, these will be worth millions."
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"They're not."
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"All right. Fine. Whatever. I'm in."
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"For real? Listen, bro."
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"You're literally the most annoying, un-athletic,"
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"Four-eyed, almost girl-like dork I've ever met."
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"But you're my brother, and no one beats you up but me."
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"(chuckles)"
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"I was touched, insulted, and kind of angry,"
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"But I'd gotten what I wanted."
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"No, stop!"
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"Once the chair molds to your body, there's no going back!"
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"It's imprinted to you for life! Wha?"
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"The first 48 hours are the most important."
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"Get up! Get up!"
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"Aw, damn it."
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"Now it's got your tiny girl imprint."
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"This is truly the worst thing to ever happen to me."
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"Okay. I'm gonna leave you to whatever this is."
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"(glory of love playing)"
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"♪ tonight, it's very clear oh! What is that pitch?"
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"♪ as we're both lying here"
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"♪ there's so many things I want to say"
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"I see you! Oh, crap!"
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"Don't make me get up!"
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"I don't like getting up! ♪ I will always love you"
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"Get the hell out of here now!"
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"♪ I would never leave you alone ♪ (both laugh)"
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"His beloved chair was gone, and my dad was livid,"
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"So he decided to strike back where she'd feel it most..."
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"The kitchen."
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"(clatter)"
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"What is this? What's happening?"
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"Where's my stove?"
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"Surprise!"
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"Don't you love it?"
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"Murray, where is my stove?"
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"You know, you're always complaining"
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"About slaving away in the kitchen,"
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"So I got you a gift."
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"Dinner's in a half an hour."
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"What the hell am I supposed to cook with?"
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"All: Ooh."
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"The microwave... A new miracle of technology"
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"That magically cooked food in a tenth of the time."
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"And, man, did it boil my mom."
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"My god. How does it work?"
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"I know you're gonna think I'm crazy when I say this."
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"Magic."
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"I'd buy that. I agree."
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"It's not magic, people."
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"(beeping) it's an evil food box."
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"Hot. It's hot. It's hot."
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"Popcorn in four minutes!"
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"Ooh."
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"A cure for polio, a man on the moon, and now this."
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"Hey! Are you nuts?"
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"That food's been radiated. It's like poison in a bag."
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"(sighs)"
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"Bev, I did this for your own good."
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"That small wonder over there"
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"Is gonna make your life so much better."
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"You're playing a very dangerous game."
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"Are you sure you want to take me on?"
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"Oh, I'm sure..."
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"In honor of my fallen comrade, mr. Chair."
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"Your fallen comrade smelled"
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"Like an envelope full of farts! (beeping)"
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"I just heated up a lasagna"
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"In the time it took for your relationship to collapse."
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"While my mom was trying not to go nuclear,"
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"Things were about to blow up on the bus."
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"Hey, gold-nerd!"
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"Look whose brother didn't show up."
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"Time for target practice."
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"I think it's time you leave my little brother alone or I'll spit at you..."
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"Without a ball!"
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"It'll be all spit."
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"(all groan) no ball?"
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"Come on, man. That's crazy."
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"That's right."
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"And there's a good chance I have mono,"
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"'cause I sleep an insane amount."
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"Listen up, little bus people."
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"There's a new sheriff in town,"
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"And his name is barry norman goldberg."
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"If you have anything to say to my little bro,"
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"You say it to me first."
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"Except you, tyler. You can speak to me directly."
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"He's cool. We were in pippin together."
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"I am quite the song-and-dance man."
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"Tyler, not helping!"
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"Beat it, loser."
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"I couldn't believe it."
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"After years of torturing me,"
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"Barry actually came to my rescue."
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"Dude, thank you."
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"No problem."
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"Now give me your lunch."
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"Being awesome makes me hungry."
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"You're supposed to use the spreader."
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"Consider it used."
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"And just like that, my new bodyguard became my new bully."
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"And at home, my mom and dad's battle had become a war."
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"His tightie-whitie drawer had been invaded by boxers."
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"Here you go, sweetie."
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"Straight out of the radioactive heat box."
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"Oh."
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"It's like eating egg-flavored newspaper."
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"All right, we need to talk."
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"Oh, morning, sweetie. Would you like some microwaved egg rubber?"
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"No. I would like my underpants back."
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"Oh, well, you're holding them."
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"No, no. These are not my underpants."
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"Mine are white, tight, and they keep the fellas in place."
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