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Clips from Mommie Dearest

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Yes?
"Yes?"
Mommie Dearest
We're ready for you, Miss Crawford.
"We're ready for you, Miss Crawford."
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Let's go!
"Let's go!"
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And on our left, up the hill, is the home of movie queen Joan Crawford.
"And on our left, up the hill, is the home of movie queen Joan Crawford."
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Excuse me.
"Excuse me."
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- Helga's finished in the living room. - Good.
"- Helga's finished in the living room. - Good."
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Carol Ann, help me with this.
"Carol Ann, help me with this."
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Helga! When you polish the floor, you have to move the tree.
"Helga! When you polish the floor, you have to move the tree."
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If you can't do something right, don't do it at all.
"If you can't do something right, don't do it at all."
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- I'm sorry, Miss Crawford. - Give me the soap!
"- I'm sorry, Miss Crawford. - Give me the soap!"
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You see, Carol Ann, you have to stay on top of things every single minute.
"You see, Carol Ann, you have to stay on top of things every single minute."
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- Carol Ann, you get that. - Yes, Miss Crawford.
"- Carol Ann, you get that. - Yes, Miss Crawford."
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Helga, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
"Helga, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt."
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Mr Savitt, come in.
"Mr Savitt, come in."
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- Greg? You're early. - Only an hour and a half.
"- Greg? You're early. - Only an hour and a half."
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Take your shoes off. I've just washed that floor.
"Take your shoes off. I've just washed that floor."
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What about the socks?
"What about the socks?"
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I can handle the socks.
"I can handle the socks."
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Hello, Bridget.
"Hello, Bridget."
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Miss Crawford, words cannot express our gratitude
"Miss Crawford, words cannot express our gratitude"
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for the happiness you bring our children.
"for the happiness you bring our children."
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No, I'm the one who's grateful, Reverend Mother.
"No, I'm the one who's grateful, Reverend Mother."
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Being with the children at Christmas is one of the things I look forward to.
"Being with the children at Christmas is one of the things I look forward to."
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Bridget, look.
"Bridget, look."
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Merry Christmas, Bridget.
"Merry Christmas, Bridget."
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- You know what's missing in my life? - A hit movie.
"- You know what's missing in my life? - A hit movie."
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- You've got everything you want. - I don't. I want a baby.
"- You've got everything you want. - I don't. I want a baby."
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- A baby? - Yeah.
"- A baby? - Yeah."
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- You know I've always wanted a kid. - You're too vain to be pregnant.
"- You know I've always wanted a kid. - You're too vain to be pregnant."
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Vain.
"Vain."
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I can't have one.
"I can't have one."
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I was pregnant seven times with Franchot. I lost them all.
"I was pregnant seven times with Franchot. I lost them all."
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I am going to adopt one.
"I am going to adopt one."
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- Out of the question. - What do you mean?
"- Out of the question. - What do you mean?"
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- No agency would give you a baby. - How do you know?
"- No agency would give you a baby. - How do you know?"
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- I'm a lawyer. - Bend the law!
"- I'm a lawyer. - Bend the law!"
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You're an actress, you've been divorced twice.
"You're an actress, you've been divorced twice."
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Adoption agencies can be brutal.
"Adoption agencies can be brutal."
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Besides, a baby needs a father.
"Besides, a baby needs a father."
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Father.
"Father."
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A father.
"A father."
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I never had one. Ma changed husbands faster than she changed bedsheets.
"I never had one. Ma changed husbands faster than she changed bedsheets."
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Ma, with her sloppiness and dirt!
"Ma, with her sloppiness and dirt!"
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Hard times is good for people.
"Hard times is good for people."
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Would I be where I am if I hadn't had them?
"Would I be where I am if I hadn't had them?"
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I could teach a kid to look after himself and amount to something. I could!
"I could teach a kid to look after himself and amount to something. I could!"
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Maybe you could. One thing's certain, you'd sure get a lot of publicity.
"Maybe you could. One thing's certain, you'd sure get a lot of publicity."
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Bastard!
"Bastard!"
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You guys in Hollywood. All you think about is publicity, deals, box office.
"You guys in Hollywood. All you think about is publicity, deals, box office."
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Why don't you try to understand a woman?
"Why don't you try to understand a woman?"
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I'm afraid I have some difficult news for you, Miss Crawford.
"I'm afraid I have some difficult news for you, Miss Crawford."
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The agency has denied your application for adoption.
"The agency has denied your application for adoption."
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Why?
"Why?"
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Well, you live alone. There is no other family member in the home.
"Well, you live alone. There is no other family member in the home."
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You have two previous divorces. You're a busy, active woman.
"You have two previous divorces. You're a busy, active woman."
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''The candidate is found to be an unsuitable parent.''
"''The candidate is found to be an unsuitable parent.''"
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Unsuitable?
"Unsuitable?"
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- Please, Miss Crawford. - Don't you dare judge me!
"- Please, Miss Crawford. - Don't you dare judge me!"
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We have a moral and legal responsibility.
"We have a moral and legal responsibility."
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You don't understand.
"You don't understand."
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What you're doing is denying one of your children
"What you're doing is denying one of your children"
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the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life.
"the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life."
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How sad that is.
"How sad that is."
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Good afternoon.
"Good afternoon."
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Do I look all right? Am I dressed right?
"Do I look all right? Am I dressed right?"
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For God's sakes, Joan.
"For God's sakes, Joan."
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I want everything perfect.
"I want everything perfect."
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Perfect!
"Perfect!"
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The kid's a couple of months old. It's not going to know.
"The kid's a couple of months old. It's not going to know."
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- I know. Why aren't they here? - I don't know.
"- I know. Why aren't they here? - I don't know."
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Please! I don't want whisky on your breath.
"Please! I don't want whisky on your breath."
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Damn it, Joan. I got you the baby. It's yours!
"Damn it, Joan. I got you the baby. It's yours!"
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I know.
"I know."
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They're here.
"They're here."
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Hello. Please, this way.
"Hello. Please, this way."
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- We're so pleased, Miss Crawford. - Thank you, Doctor.
"- We're so pleased, Miss Crawford. - Thank you, Doctor."
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Hello!
"Hello!"
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Oh, Greg!
"Oh, Greg!"
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She's perfect.
"She's perfect."
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You're perfect.
"You're perfect."
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My daughter.
"My daughter."
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My own daughter!
"My own daughter!"
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I'm going to make a perfect life for you.
"I'm going to make a perfect life for you."
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I'm going to give you all the things I never had.
"I'm going to give you all the things I never had."
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My beautiful little darling!
"My beautiful little darling!"
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You're a lucky girl, and very expensive. You cost me a lot of favours.
"You're a lucky girl, and very expensive. You cost me a lot of favours."
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I'm going to call you...
"I'm going to call you..."
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...Christina.
"...Christina."
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Christina, darling.
"Christina, darling."
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My darling daughter.
"My darling daughter."
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My own...
"My own..."
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...Christina Crawford.
"...Christina Crawford."
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Are you having a happy birthday, Christina, darling?
"Are you having a happy birthday, Christina, darling?"
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This is the best party I ever had!
"This is the best party I ever had!"
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- I love you, Mommie Dearest. - I love you, Tina, darling.
"- I love you, Mommie Dearest. - I love you, Tina, darling."
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- Hello, darling. - Here's your mommie.
"- Hello, darling. - Here's your mommie."
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This is Christopher, my second child.
"This is Christopher, my second child."
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I would like to adopt every unwanted child in the world.
"I would like to adopt every unwanted child in the world."
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Look at that, darling!
"Look at that, darling!"
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Life is tough enough when you are wanted. Isn't it?
"Life is tough enough when you are wanted. Isn't it?"
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It's time for his nap.
"It's time for his nap."
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- He's sleepy. - Have Nanny tuck him in properly.
"- He's sleepy. - Have Nanny tuck him in properly."
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Christina!
"Christina!"
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Birthday girl! What do you think?
"Birthday girl! What do you think?"
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- Should we open the presents now? - Yes.
"- Should we open the presents now? - Yes."
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- Do you think it's about time, too? - Yes.
"- Do you think it's about time, too? - Yes."
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- I'm not so sure. - Please!
"- I'm not so sure. - Please!"
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- Look right there. - Miss Crawford?
"- Look right there. - Miss Crawford?"
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The studio would like some shots of you watching Christina open a present.
"The studio would like some shots of you watching Christina open a present."
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All right, Jimmy. Come on, darling.
"All right, Jimmy. Come on, darling."
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Oh! I have a grass stain.
"Oh! I have a grass stain."
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- Darling, that will never show. - I'll have Nanny take care of it.
"- Darling, that will never show. - I'll have Nanny take care of it."
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- No, we'll take the photographs now. - Actually, it might read.
"- No, we'll take the photographs now. - Actually, it might read."
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All right, dear. Go along and have Nanny fix it. We'll wait for you here.
"All right, dear. Go along and have Nanny fix it. We'll wait for you here."
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OK, Christina... Over a little more, Christina...
"OK, Christina... Over a little more, Christina..."
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OK, big smile, Christina.
"OK, big smile, Christina."
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OK, Christina, wide smile, now. Wide eyes. OK?
"OK, Christina, wide smile, now. Wide eyes. OK?"
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A little to your right, Christina. Come on, Christina. Beautiful!
"A little to your right, Christina. Come on, Christina. Beautiful!"
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- She's a real natural. - I think that's enough now, Jimmy.
"- She's a real natural. - I think that's enough now, Jimmy."
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Tina, tell the children to come up and we'll open the presents for real.
"Tina, tell the children to come up and we'll open the presents for real."
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