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Clips from Little Demon - Possession Obsession (S01E01)

"Don't suppress."
Little Demon
"Be more conscious of your choices."
Little Demon
"Maybe use your powers to do some good."
Little Demon
"- I just wanted to make the mailman fart!"
Little Demon
"[carrot crunches]"
Little Demon
"- That went well."
Little Demon
"CHRISSY AS PRINCIPAL: No tests today."
Little Demon
"And if you see Chrissy,"
Little Demon
"tell her that she has a really cool,"
Little Demon
"normal-sized forehead."
Little Demon
"That's what I want."
Little Demon
"And, uh, pee pee poo poo."
Little Demon
""Pee pee poo poo" is my catchphrase."
Little Demon
"- That could be our generation's "Got Milk?""
Little Demon
"So what's it feel like being in someone?"
Little Demon
"- Each body's different."
Little Demon
"Right now it's acid reflux and a deep longing"
Little Demon
"for someone named Pablo."
Little Demon
"BENNIGAN: Mm. CHRISSY AS PRINCIPAL: Hmm."
Little Demon
"CHRISSY AS JANITOR: Like, how is this evil, you know?"
Little Demon
"[students cheering]"
Little Demon
"- Don't you think it's shady"
Little Demon
"to secretly enter people's bodies"
Little Demon
"without their consent?"
Little Demon
"- No, I'm just entering them real quick."
Little Demon
"- Right, sure-- - I mean,"
Little Demon
"I'm just having fun with people inside them."
Little Demon
"- [grimaces] - [laughs nervously]"
Little Demon
"No--well, it's not like they'll remember it."
Little Demon
"Oh, God, I feel like an asshole."
Little Demon
"So what should I do?"
Little Demon
"Should I stop using possession all together?"
Little Demon
"Or, ugh, maybe my mom has a point"
Little Demon
"about using it for good?"
Little Demon
"- I mean, if you're possessing people"
Little Demon
"for moral reasons,"
Little Demon
"like to help them make better choices,"
Little Demon
"that would be-- - Then I can possess my cake"
Little Demon
"and eat it too."
Little Demon
"- Can you actually possess a cake?"
Little Demon
"LUNCH LADY: Don't you fucking touch that!"
Little Demon
"- No gluten-free options? You're a fascist."
Little Demon
"- I'll rip out your heart and make you eat it."
Little Demon
"STUDENT 1: Oh, shit. Oh, no! STUDENT 2: Yeah, get him!"
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"[glass shatters] ALL: Ooh."
Little Demon
"- It was always gonna end this way."
Little Demon
"- Now's your chance."
Little Demon
"Get that cake!"
Little Demon
"STUDENTS: Fight! Fight! Fight!"
Little Demon
"CHRISSY AS BOBBY: Wait, wait, wait!"
Little Demon
"Uh, I, uh--"
Little Demon
"I-I-I don't dislike your cooking."
Little Demon
"It's me that I dislike."
Little Demon
"ALL: [gasp] - Way past that point, asshole."
Little Demon
"STUDENT: What the fuck just happened?"
Little Demon
"CHRISSY IN LUNCH LADY: I-I'm sorry for taking"
Little Demon
"your criticism personally."
Little Demon
"This is all I have in my life."
Little Demon
"I love you. ALL: Aw."
Little Demon
"BOBBY: What the fu--"
Little Demon
"CHRISSY IN BOBBY: Yes, and I love you too."
Little Demon
"STUDENTS: Ew."
Little Demon
"CHRISSY AS LUNCH LADY: Yes, and, uh, I'm your mother."
Little Demon
"CHRISSY AS BOBBY: Yes, and now everything makes sense."
Little Demon
"Let's never fight again, Mommy."
Little Demon
"- Oh, okay."
Little Demon
"- Pee pee-- - Poo poo."
Little Demon
"STUDENT: What the fuck is wrong with everybody here?"
Little Demon
"- Holy shit. That actually felt great."
Little Demon
"- You're kind of like a superhero."
Little Demon
"- Nah, I'm just your friendly, neighborhood Antichrist."
Little Demon
"MARV: Come back here. I want to chop you up."
Little Demon
"BEAST: You'll never catch me! - Okay, Snake with Arms,"
Little Demon
"any word yet from Jerrup and The Cootie Realm"
Little Demon
"swearing fealty to me?"
Little Demon
"- [speaking language]"
Little Demon
"SATAN: Are you shittin' me?"
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"I'm about to bring the hammer down"
Little Demon
"on time and space,"
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"and they're dragging their feet"
Little Demon
"on kissing my ass?"
Little Demon
"All right."
Little Demon
"Let's head over there and boil their firstborns alive."
Little Demon
"[ominous music]"
Little Demon
"[beast gurgling]"
Little Demon
"♪♪ ♪♪"
Little Demon
"- [roars]"
Little Demon
"- Ta-da!"
Little Demon
"Hi."
Little Demon
"- Look who's here. Asmodeus."
Little Demon
"- Yes! The Grand Demon of Possessión."
Little Demon
"Dark Lord of Ulrich."
Little Demon
"King of all the-- - King douche of Crapstown."
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"Population, you."
Little Demon
"[laughter] BEAST: Roasted."
Little Demon
"- This guy used to work for me."
Little Demon
"- Uh, I possessed hundreds of thousands of humans"
Little Demon
"in service of him, okay,"
Little Demon
"inciting a myriad of fratricides, holocausts--"
Little Demon
"- Why are you here, Azzy?"
Little Demon
"You need some cash? I'm flat out."
Little Demon
"- Last eve whilst soul-hopping on the corporeal plane,"
Little Demon
"what did I behold?"
Little Demon
"Satan educating his demon semen in the art of possessión."
Little Demon
"Thus here I am to make good on our deal."
Little Demon
"- I got lots of deals going on."
Little Demon
"What deal are we talking about?"
Little Demon
"- Our contract stated that once the Antichrist arrives,"
Little Demon
"I would be at the helm of Maximus Dawnus with you"
Little Demon
"in exchange for everything in my name."
Little Demon
"And so I relinquished to you"
Little Demon
"my wife, my land, my thousands of children."
Little Demon
"Now, the Antichrist has arrived."
Little Demon
"- Oh, yeah. That contract wasn't real."
Little Demon
"- Mm. What? - I made it all up."
Little Demon
"Pretty good, eh?"
Little Demon
"- Well, but my lawyer was present."
Little Demon
"- You mean this lawyer? RHETT: Ay."
Little Demon
"- Rhett, there you are. Satan here is trying--"
Little Demon
"- I created him."
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