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Clips from Family Guy - Run, Chris, Run (S14E14)

"♪ Mm, go in orderly fashion, or your hair will get mussed. ♪"
Family Guy
"You suck."
Family Guy
"No, you suck."
Family Guy
"I can't hear you, I just presume"
Family Guy
"somebody must have yelled You suck."
Family Guy
"Anyway, last announcement:"
Family Guy
"Don't forget it's time to vote for homecoming king and queen."
Family Guy
"Nominations are due by 3:00 p.m. today."
Family Guy
"Peace out."
Family Guy
"No, you're a douche bag."
Family Guy
"Wow. Can you imagine if one of us was homecoming king?"
Family Guy
"Then people would want to sit with us at lunch."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you should run."
Family Guy
"I'll nominate you."
Family Guy
"You know what? I'll do it."
Family Guy
"Maybe I'll surprise everyone,"
Family Guy
"like when you find out a buttoned-up librarian"
Family Guy
"is actually super sexy."
Family Guy
"Excuse me, ma'am?"
Family Guy
"(Hot Blooded by Foreigner plays)"
Family Guy
"♪ Hot blooded... ♪"
Family Guy
"Yes?"
Family Guy
"There's a dead homeless man blocking the card catalog."
Family Guy
"Well, there goes Jerome,"
Family Guy
"loading the urinal up with ice."
Family Guy
"Gonna go play me my melting game."
Family Guy
"Man, I'm starting to get drunk."
Family Guy
"Is it even noon yet?"
Family Guy
"Uh, it's only 10:40. 10:40?"
Family Guy
"Ah, crap, we gotta get out of here."
Family Guy
"That's when Taco Bell throws all"
Family Guy
"the breakfast food in the Dumpster."
Family Guy
"Can't let that raccoon get all of it."
Family Guy
"Ooh, man, you're right."
Family Guy
"You know, this is great, guys."
Family Guy
"Drinking and eating garbage."
Family Guy
"I'm glad we all took a mental health day."
Family Guy
"Hey, where'd everybody go?"
Family Guy
"I don't know where they went,"
Family Guy
"but someone's got to pay this check."
Family Guy
"Damn it. They left without me, and now I'm stuck with the bill?"
Family Guy
"Man, who do those guys think I am, Mark Zuckerbrothers?"
Family Guy
"Seems like they do that a lot."
Family Guy
"Tell you what, this one's on me."
Family Guy
"Thanks, Jerome."
Family Guy
"Since there's no one here,"
Family Guy
"do you mind turning the TV up?"
Family Guy
"That little Lamisil guy always makes me laugh."
Family Guy
"(laughs) Yeah."
Family Guy
"What do you think he is, like a Martian?"
Family Guy
"Like a little shoe Martian?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"I just hope he ain't down there in my shoes."
Family Guy
"No, he's loud."
Family Guy
"If he were down there, we'd know it."
Family Guy
"I ain't got no toenails nohow."
Family Guy
"Hey, everybody, guess what."
Family Guy
"I'm running for homecoming king!"
Family Guy
"You're what?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. Neil nominated me."
Family Guy
"Why are you home from school and Meg's not?"
Family Guy
"(gasps) Has she taken a lover?"
Family Guy
"Well, the voting is tomorrow, so I've got to write my speech."
Family Guy
"Luckily, Chris Griffin rhymes with homecoming king,"
Family Guy
"so I've got my opening line."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Did you see how excited he is?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, isn't that great?"
Family Guy
"No, it's not great."
Family Guy
"Chris is not homecoming king material."
Family Guy
"He doesn't have a chance of winning."
Family Guy
"We got to be at that school tomorrow"
Family Guy
"to help pick up the pieces when he loses."
Family Guy
"(bell dings)"
Family Guy
"Oh, my Hot Pocket!"
Family Guy
"Ow, it's hot!"
Family Guy
"(horn honking)"
Family Guy
"Oh, that must be Jerome."
Family Guy
"What the hell is Jerome doing here?"
Family Guy
"We didn't order any drinks."
Family Guy
"No, he and I got plans."
Family Guy
"We're gonna go down to Carver High School"
Family Guy
"and look at that mural of black achievement."
Family Guy
"Mm, they got a manila folder taped over Dr. Cosby's face."
Family Guy
"What? Cleveland, you didn't tell us"
Family Guy
"you had plans with Jerome."
Family Guy
"Some things are my business."
Family Guy
"You don't tell me when you play with yourself."
Family Guy
"Well, if you checked my Twitter feed,"
Family Guy
"I wouldn't have to."
Family Guy
"(applause)"
Family Guy
"And if you elect me, I will be as good"
Family Guy
"a homecoming king as a touchdown."
Family Guy
"(applause)"
Family Guy
"And our final nominee"
Family Guy
"for homecoming king is Chris Griffin."
Family Guy
"(weak clapping)"
Family Guy
"(microphone feedback)"
Family Guy
"Thank you."
Family Guy
"I'm Chris Griffin."
Family Guy
"Webster's dictionary defines smegma as"
Family Guy
"a sebaceous, cheese-like substance"
Family Guy
"around the head of the penis."
Family Guy
"But what is a king?"
Family Guy
"Oh, God, this is already hard to watch."
Family Guy
"Like that Bourne movie where they couldn't get Matt Damon."
Family Guy
"We're facing a biochemical attack of untold proportions."
Family Guy
"Unfortunately, Jason Bourne is not available."
Family Guy
"Who have we got?"
Family Guy
"We have the sixth-billed guy from The Avengers."
Family Guy
"The arrow guy who frowns a lot."
Family Guy
"Uh, okay."
Family Guy
"Does he look like Bourne?"
Family Guy
"Yeah, yeah."
Family Guy
"He sort of looks like a young Popeye."
Family Guy
"Well, sounds like he's the right guy for this."
Family Guy
"Yeah... yeah."
Family Guy
"All right, students. The votes have been tabulated,"
Family Guy
"so if you could all look up from your phones for a minute,"
Family Guy
"I'll tell you who won."
Family Guy
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