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Clips from Family Guy - Run, Chris, Run (S14E14)

"he actually takes an interest in my life."
Family Guy
"And he would never stick me with the bill"
Family Guy
"by walking out on me at the Clam."
Family Guy
"Well, we could have come over and graciously apologized,"
Family Guy
"but we took a chance."
Family Guy
"That's what I like about us."
Family Guy
"Sucks we didn't find out what kind of prank"
Family Guy
"they're gonna pull on Chris."
Family Guy
"I know that book is The Hunger Games"
Family Guy
"with the cover taken off."
Family Guy
"Oh, look, something on TV."
Family Guy
"And finally, tonight, a moving story from James Woods High,"
Family Guy
"where the student body has made their homecoming a special event"
Family Guy
"for a very special boy."
Family Guy
"And this year's James Woods High"
Family Guy
"homecoming king is Chris Griffin."
Family Guy
"Yay!"
Family Guy
"(laughing): Yay!"
Family Guy
"TOM: That's right. Chris Griffin,"
Family Guy
"a tubby spaz with a heart full of dreams,"
Family Guy
"gets to feel normal for a night,"
Family Guy
"thanks to the kindness of his peers."
Family Guy
"BOTH: Oh."
Family Guy
"I just see him walking around"
Family Guy
"with his hands down his pants all day,"
Family Guy
"and he's just so fat and weird,"
Family Guy
"so we feel bad."
Family Guy
"Yeah, last year we did the burnt up kid, so this was a slam dunk."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, they just elected him out of pity,"
Family Guy
"because they think he's mentally challenged."
Family Guy
"Kind of like we did with George W. Bush."
Family Guy
"(chuckling): Huh? Right?"
Family Guy
"(sighs) I-I guess. I guess, Brian."
Family Guy
"I-I don't-- I don't know."
Family Guy
"Let's-let's just watch some commercials."
Family Guy
"Well, that explains it."
Family Guy
"The only reason Chris is homecoming king"
Family Guy
"is that all the other kids feel sorry for him."
Family Guy
"Do you think he knows?"
Family Guy
"I can't imagine."
Family Guy
"And we can't tell him."
Family Guy
"It would destroy him."
Family Guy
"(imitating trumpet fanfare)"
Family Guy
"Look away!"
Family Guy
"No one may meet the king's gaze."
Family Guy
"So, uh, hey,"
Family Guy
"congratulations again on that, uh,"
Family Guy
"homecoming thing."
Family Guy
"Why congratulate me on a right"
Family Guy
"and natural turn of events?"
Family Guy
"Now, if you'll excuse me,"
Family Guy
"I shall select three things"
Family Guy
"from Stewie's room that I wish to be mine."
Family Guy
"There's a book in there on how to eat healthy."
Family Guy
"Why don't you take that, you fat bitch?"
Family Guy
"Well, he obviously doesn't know it's just a pity vote."
Family Guy
"In fact, this whole homecoming king thing"
Family Guy
"seems to have just gone straight to his head."
Family Guy
"I know, he's acting like an arrogant jerk."
Family Guy
"Quiet, Rupert!"
Family Guy
"It is an honor to serve the king in this manner."
Family Guy
"Brian, this can't go on."
Family Guy
"Chris is out of control."
Family Guy
"He's even more arrogant than an actor/writer/director."
Family Guy
"Well, my script is brilliant, and I'm a great director."
Family Guy
"The question is, how bad do I want this part?"
Family Guy
"(crying): Okay, I'll do it."
Family Guy
"Well, now we know."
Family Guy
"Neither of us likes crepes."
Family Guy
"See, that's another thing we got in common."
Family Guy
"In fact, you want to hear something crazy?"
Family Guy
"Peter and the fellas think that you and I only hang out together"
Family Guy
"because we're both black."
Family Guy
"Uh-huh."
Family Guy
"But I told them that's insulting."
Family Guy
"Why is that insulting?"
Family Guy
"People like to be with their own."
Family Guy
"I mean, you don't think I hang out with you because"
Family Guy
"of your endless stories about working your remote control"
Family Guy
"or your fat son or how you once made a dog shake its head no?"
Family Guy
"I manipulated the cheeseburger what like this."
Family Guy
"You boring, man."
Family Guy
"But you're black, so we cool."
Family Guy
"That's racist. I'm offended."
Family Guy
"Whatever."
Family Guy
"I'll see you around, Cleveland."
Family Guy
"Man, I guess this whole friendship was a bad idea."
Family Guy
"Just like Goodyear's advertising strategy."
Family Guy
"All right, we have $14 million to play with."
Family Guy
"I say we spend it all on blimps,"
Family Guy
"'cause who do we want to reach?"
Family Guy
"Drivers."
Family Guy
"And where are people looking when they're driving a car?"
Family Guy
"Straight up."
Family Guy
"Squire, my chamber pot needs emptying."
Family Guy
"What's he talking about?"
Family Guy
"He's been pooping in the waffle iron."
Family Guy
"Just plug it in and close it."
Family Guy
"It'll burn off."
Family Guy
"Look, Chris."
Family Guy
"You know, being homecoming king"
Family Guy
"doesn't mean you can just start acting crazy."
Family Guy
"I can do whatever I want."
Family Guy
"I've been acknowledged by my peers as their superior."
Family Guy
"You're just jealous 'cause you've never done anything"
Family Guy
"that deserves being elected king."
Family Guy
"Okay, you want to know the truth?"
Family Guy
"They only picked you because they felt sorry for you."
Family Guy
"Sorry?"
Family Guy
"Why would they feel sorry for me?"
Family Guy
"Well, because they all think you're a, um, you know,"
Family Guy
"groundskeeper at a public institution kind of guy."
Family Guy
"A what?"
Family Guy
"A dope. An idiot. A water head."
Family Guy
"You guys don't know what you're talking about."
Family Guy
"Tonight, when they put that crown on my head,"
Family Guy
"it's gonna be the greatest night of my life."
Family Guy
"Even better than when I had my first kiss."
Family Guy
"(phone buzzes)"
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"(True by Spandau Ballet playing)"
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