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Clips from South Park - Safe Space (S19E19)

"Oh, no problem, sir."
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"They've updated the system so it's a lot more streamlined now."
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"Find everything you need today?"
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"Yeah, thanks."
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"There we go, and that's..."
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"Okay, and would you like to give a dollar to hungry kids today?"
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"- No, I said no before. - Oh, that's right."
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"Okay, there's a picture of a little hungry boy."
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"Will you just press on his belly?"
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"BOY: Owww! Owwwww!"
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"Okay, that's got it."
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"So, with the no help for hungry kids, that's $18.87."
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"Out of $20..."
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"[Register beeping, change clinks]"
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"Your change is right there."
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"Just pull out the sandwich out of the little girl's mouth."
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"This is not streamlined."
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"It's just the new change dispenser, sir."
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"[Grunting]"
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"I... I-I can't..."
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"Yeah, she's a hungry one. You got to pull hard."
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"[Straining]"
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"The sandwich isn't coming out."
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"Try putting your foot on her face."
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"Ugh."
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"Have a nice day, sir!"
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"I was having a nice day."
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"Eric, hold up."
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"There you are. You have my social-media comments?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, right here."
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"I just finished this morning."
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"Mm-hmm. Oh, that's nice. Oh, great."
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"This is all the Twitter comments?"
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"Yeah, and people commenting on your Yelp page starts here."
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"Okay, nice. Oh ni..."
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"Oh, very enthusiastic. This is so great!"
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"Oh, Kyle!"
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"You thought me having someone edit my social media"
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"would make me look stupid?"
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"You should see all the comments I'm getting."
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"People are actually really stoked on me now."
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"It's a pretty brutal job sifting through all that darkness."
South Park
"All right, everyone, listen up."
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"In order to better understand the negative affects of body shaming we have..."
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"Hey, Leslie, put a [bleep] sock in it!!"
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"We have a guest speaker today"
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"who will challenge our perceptions of physical beauty."
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"So, please welcome action star and hero Steven Seagal."
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"[Rock music playing]"
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"SEAGAL: You got a problem with me?"
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"I'm your worst nightmare."
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"I have no fear of death."
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"More important, I don't fear life."
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"[Explosion]"
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"[Sniffling]"
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"[Haltingly] I'm a big action-movie star,"
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"and people are pretty stoked on me."
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"And then I put a picture of myself up on the Internet,"
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"and I had my shirt off, and I said,"
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""Do you think I'm ripped?" and some people commented"
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"saying I didn't look ripped, that I was fat,"
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"and they called me Steven SeBoomBoom,"
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"and so then I put another picture on the Internet,"
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"and I thought people would be stoked on me,"
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"but they said I looked like a fat turd,"
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"and they said I wasn't buff."
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"[Hyperventilating, sobbing]"
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"Body shaming isn't cool,"
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"And if p-people shame you on the Internet,"
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"You have to make sure that you stay..."
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"You stay strong,"
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"And tell everyone you're proud of how you look. Like this."
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"[Cheryl Lynn's "To Be Real" playing]"
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"♪ What you find, ahh ♪"
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"♪ What you feel now ♪"
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"Hey, Seagal."
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"Listen, that was a really amazing talk you gave to the kids."
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"[Sniffling] Thank you."
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"I can see that you're in a lot of pain, bro."
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"I've got someone who I think can help."
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"So, I want you to do for Mr. Seagal"
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"The same thing that you're doing for Eric Cartman."
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"But P.C. Principal, I really don't have time."
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"This man took the time to come to your school"
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"And help spread body-shaming awareness!"
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"I think you can give him a little of your time!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"[Register beeping]"
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"Find everything you needed today?"
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"Yes."
South Park
"Okay, looks like your total comes to $37.98."
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"Would you like to give a dollar to help feed hungry kids?"
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"Yes, I would like to give a dollar."
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"You want to give a dollar?"
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"Yes, I will."
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"Oh, wow! Okay!"
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"So, that's $10 for the beer,"
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"$4.20 in chocolate-covered peanuts,"
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"$26 in filet mignons,"
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"And $1 for hungry kids around the world."
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"On amount of donation, it will say $10, $20, or $50."
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"Can you just press the $1 box?"
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"[Alarms blaring, bells dinging]"
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"Attention shoppers!"
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"Somebody just joined the one-dollar club!"
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"Giving one whole dollar to help feed hungry children!"
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"Here's your T-shirt!"
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"[Camera shutter clicks]"
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"Oh, won't the kids be thrilled when they get their piece"
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"of that big, impressive dollar!"
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"♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪"
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"♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪"
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"♪ For he's a jolly good fellooow ♪ [Sniffling]"
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"♪ He ended world hunger ♪"
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"[Sobs]"
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"[Keys clacking]"
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"[Retches]"
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"Oh God, that's terrible. Jesus."
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"Yeah, no, I'm telling you, Tracy,"
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"It's the greatest thing ever."
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