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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - 6 Hours Till Hedonism II (S02E02)

"take 'em to the farmers' market,"
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"and resell 'em, huh?"
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"So I got me a grape van now."
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"- Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
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"- So they're-they're not organic."
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"- No, I wrote that."
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"- Genius move. - Yeah."
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"- I'm just glad to see you're not"
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"a drug dealer anymore, to be honest."
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"- Well, when you really think about it, Anders,"
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"are we not all drug dealers... brah?"
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"- No. - Yeah, wow."
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"- Just so we're clear, I do still deal drugs."
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"- Oh. Thank God. - Whew!"
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"- Whoo! - Best in the business."
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"- You know, I'd love to chitchat,"
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"but we've got six hours to get to Hedonism II."
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"And I don't have a passport, so I need your help, bud."
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"- Oh, I'm sorry, but I've been out of the passport game"
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"since college."
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"- Uh, red flag. You didn't go to college."
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"- Well, I parked my van outside of a college"
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"for three and a half semesters."
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"- Okay, no, but you have to have some, like, scumbag friends"
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"who can hook me up."
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"Come on, I am desperate housedude at this moment, dude."
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"- Ah...Dale and Betsy."
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"Yeah, they make fake I.D.s."
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"They could totally make you a fake passport."
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"They made me a birth certificate when I lost mine."
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"- Perfect! Nice! - I'm sorry."
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"Hold the phone! Fake passports?"
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"We never talked about this."
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"- Okay, I'll get you guys the address."
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"- Hey, I'm going on this trip."
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"I'm going to Pastafari,"
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"and I will try the Jamaican jerk lasagna."
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"- Fake passports equals felony, okay?"
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"If you guys want to get involved in this,"
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"you're gonna have to sign some sort of affidavit"
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"saying I had nothing to do with it."
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"- Yeah. I don't know what an affidavit is, though,"
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"so how can I sign that?"
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"Is that like a fruit?"
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"- It's basically, like, what lawyers use"
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"when they need to win a case..."
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"to make a bill a law."
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"- Yeah, okay. - Yeah."
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"- Yep, that makes sense. Law and Order: SVU."
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"- Yeah, we'll sign it. - Okay, so check it out."
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"Here, I drew you a little map."
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"Just go ahead and follow that line that I drew,"
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"and you'll be good."
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"- He drew us a map."
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"- Oh, that's so clutch."
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"That's so clutch. - What a guy."
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"- Hey, do you guys want some grapes for your journey?"
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"- No, we're good."
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"- Not really, dude."
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"- Wow, this is great. Thank you so much, Karl."
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"- Yeah, no problem."
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"- Oh, wait, hold- Karl, is there, like,"
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"a password we need or anything?"
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"- There's not a password."
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"- Drug dealers have those. - Hey-yo, maggots!"
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"- There's a password. - Yep."
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"There ya go. - Okay, cool."
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"- Hey-yo, maggots."
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"I cannot wait to meet these class acts."
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"[knocking on door]"
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"- Can I help you?"
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"- Hey-yo, maggots!"
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"- What? - Hey-yo!"
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"Maggots!"
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"- Excuse me? I-"
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"- Uh, I'm sorry on our behalf."
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"Guys, wrong house, I'm telling you."
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"- No, no, no, no."
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"We're-we're here for the...passports."
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"We're friends with...Karl."
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"- Oh!"
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"Oh, Karl!"
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"Oh, yes, of course. Come on in!"
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"What was that about the maggots?"
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"- You tell us."
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"- In you go. - Cool."
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"- Sorry."
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"- Uh, just to clear things up,"
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"you know Karl Hevacheck?"
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"Uh, the guy who doesn't wear underwear and has a dirt beard?"
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"- Yeah. Karl and I go way back."
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"He used to play keyboards at my church."
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"- Okay, you're blowing my mind,"
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"'cause he's Karl, and you have impeccable taste."
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"- Thank you. - This is very nice."
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"Restoration Hardware? - Oh, you know what?"
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"Believe it or not, it's actually Pier 1."
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"- Get out!"
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"- I know. - That's Pier 1."
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"- I don't know what that means."
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"- Can I get you boys anything? Some water or milk?"
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"- Uh, a low-carb Red Bull?"
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"- Oh... - Tired right now!"
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"Or some Shark Bites or Gushers?"
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"- We don't have any sugar in this house."
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"- I think we're okay."
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"Blake, if you would just get to it?"
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"- I actually need a passport,"
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"and I heard that you and Dale are the people to talk to."
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"- Dale is my ex."
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"And we don't use that name in this house."
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"- Is this something that was recent?"
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"- Anyhoo, if you could just get me your picture..."
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"- Yeah, absolutely."
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"Here it is, right here."
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"That's me with the long hair."
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"- Oh, how cute."
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"Well, I can have that passport ready in a few days."
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"- No. No, no, no, no, no."
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"We need that, like, now, if you could."
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