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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Temp-Tress (S02E02)

"and all the blood's rushin' into it,"
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"and it gets super hard."
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"Remember those?"
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"- Does this look weird? - What?"
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"- Yes!"
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"I'm, uh, tuckin' my boner up."
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"- Oh, yeah, no, I've been tucked up since jump."
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"Actually the metal in my belt's pokin' it a little bit."
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"It hurts. - Guys, what is the plan?"
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"- Obviously, we're just gonna go in the bathroom, masturbate,"
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"maybe once, maybe twice, who knows?"
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"Try to get everything out."
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"Come back out here, get on the phones,"
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"and be sales monsters."
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"- You're gonna crank down here at the office?"
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"You think that's a smart idea?"
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"- People take smoke breaks all the time."
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"- Yeah, so we'll take a stroke break."
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"- You can get fired for this."
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"- Well, if it makes you feel better,"
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"we'll ask Alice first."
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"- That's a worse idea"
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"than just doing it by its own!"
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"- You're being a child, and that's weird,"
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"because you're one of the oldest people I know."
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"Blake, shall we?"
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"- You're doing it now? Okay."
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"This I got to see."
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"- Alice,"
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"Ders wants to know if he can masturbate in the office."
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"- ♪ You gotta, gotta be fresh ♪"
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"- ♪ He's insane, ah ♪"
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"- Holmvic, get in here."
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"- Mm."
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"- Let me guess. She said no?"
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"Told you guys. It was stupid to ask. I'm sorry."
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"- Okay, so this isn't a joke?"
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"- Oh, no, they're serious."
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"We've been talking about it all day."
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"- Anders, I never thought"
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"I would actually have to say this to you,"
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"but you're not allowed to masturbate at work."
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"- Sorry, dude, we tried. Really hard."
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"- Wait, no, no. Me? No."
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"Them. They want to masturbate. I-"
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"- Oh, what, so you don't want to crank it?"
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"- No, of course, I'd love to,"
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"but I'm not gonna ask her."
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"- Oh, so you're gonna do it without asking?"
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"Were you raised in a barn, Anders?"
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"- No one is masturbating anywhere in the office!"
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"Now get out!"
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"- I think that went great. - What?"
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"- Yeah, you heard what she said. No masturbating in the office."
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"Skoo!"
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"- [grunts] Oh, this is fun."
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"[unzips pants] It reminds me of, like,"
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"when you were a kid and you'd masturbate"
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"in the car on the way to church."
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"Did you guys use to do that?"
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"- Guys, can we just make this quick?"
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"I'm pretty sure we can go to jail for this."
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"- Ders, can you make some sounds, dude?"
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"I can't really masturbate when it's too quiet."
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"- I'm not making sounds for you. - Oh, that's perfect. Thank you."
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"- Stop-shh! - Oh! That's even better."
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"I love it when they shush me."
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"Oh! - Oh, sorry."
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"- Get out of my crank zone!"
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"- Sorry, dude, I just have a seat belt buckle up my ass."
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"- This sucks. We don't have any porno or anything."
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"I have literally no sexual memories."
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"I haven't had sex with many girls, truthfully."
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"But I know who has some perfect moobs!"
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"- Come on! - Let me feel those nips!"
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"- Get off me! Stop it! Get off my titties!"
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"- Let me feel those nips! - Get back in your zone, dude."
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"My penis is right here."
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"- My zone sucks! Your zones are so much fun."
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"You got, like, a steering wheel to hold on to, extra grip."
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"You got all that room back there."
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"Can I come in your zone, Blake?"
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"- Uh, well,"
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"nobody's comin' in my zone, muchacho, heh."
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"- [groans]"
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"I'm not used to sitting up and masturbating."
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"I'm just punching myself in the nuts."
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"Are you guys havin' that? I have really big balls, though."
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"So no big deal."
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"Ders, what's goin' on, buddy?"
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"Pretty quiet over there."
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"You wanna borrow some of my lube?"
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"- Wait a minute. You've got lube?"
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"- Yeah. - Pass it back here."
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"- Well, it's not lube, necessarily."
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"- Guys. - It's car wax."
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"But it's really puttin' a nice shimmer."
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"It's-it's gleaming right now."
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"I want to show this off. I want to take-"
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"- You're grossing me out. Please go dry."
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"- You're a dry guy?"
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"Wow, that makes so much sense."
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"Little known fact:"
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"most serial killers were dry guys."
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"I recently read a book on- on the subject-"
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"It was a blog, but I read it."
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"- That's not true. I'm a dry guy."
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"There's a lot of normal guys out there that are dry guys."
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"- No. No, creeps are dry guys."
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"- No, normal people are. - Fred Durst is a dry guy."
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"That was also part of the blog."
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"- Besides the point, I don't think it should be"
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"some grand ritual where you're gettin' lubes"
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"and lighting candles."
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"It should just be- - No candles."
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"- A spontaneous treat. - Oh!"
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"Oh, my God, ah! It's burning my dick."
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"I think I got some in my pee hole."
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"- Rawr. - Oof! Whoo!"
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"- Oh, I'm going to be the first one!"
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