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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Ders Comes in Handy (S03E03)

"Right, so, uh, why don't you tell her"
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"that you went on a hunting trip, right?"
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"And then... and then when she gets all, like, horny..."
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"- Yeah, like they always are. - Like chicks constantly do."
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"- Yes, constantly juicing. - Yeah."
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"And then she invites her new stud over..."
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"And when he's about to pound her,"
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"we pound him."
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"Or you. Okay, good."
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"Adam, great call with the safety harnesses, bud."
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"- Yeah, right? - I feel so secure up here."
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"No, I've actually fallen out of a lot of trees as a kid,"
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"so I was like, "we need a safety harness.""
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"You know, a bunch of rope tied around our waists. That's safe."
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"- Good call. - How you doing on that steak?"
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"I'm good for now. I'm probably gonna want more though."
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"- Yeah. - I love steak."
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"I absolutely love... we should go on more steak-outs."
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"- Yeah. - What... what are you doing?"
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"Well, Blake, when you have a fine steak,"
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"you got to complement it with a fine wine, my baby."
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"Okay, now I have heard that, but you are eating berries."
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"Don't be thick, man. Not with me."
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"Where do you think wine comes from?"
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"Berries. They're little wine balls."
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"Like a fine "peanut garagio.""
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"Right? I'm a chef."
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"Oh, my gosh, dude. Dude, look."
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"Look, here he comes. I'ma call Montez."
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"- Yeah. - Montez?"
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"We have our perpetrator. He is here."
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"We're... we're looking at him now."
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"Yeah, don't worry, Tez. He looks like a bitch."
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"We're gonna get him, dude."
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"Yup, yes. He's on his way."
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"All right, kick ass. All right."
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"- Look, babe, the party's over. - I'm sorry. Party?"
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"Yeah. Wait, oh."
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"You're gonna act like we didn't have the best time of our lives?"
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"I'll never forget how much I ejac'd,"
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"and I'm sure you had a climax that was unbearable,"
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"even though I didn't even touch you, but it's gotta stop."
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"I'm sorry, what do you... what do you want?"
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"Oh, God, you don't get it. Look,..."
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"you gotta delete the photo from your phone, now."
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"Right, okay. Let me get my phone."
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"Oh, thank you. I'm just gonna..."
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"all right, so we're gonna"
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"have to get pretty physical right now."
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"It's been a long time since I've gotten physical."
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"Dude, don't even worry about it, I brought weapons."
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"- I brought weapons. - Really? Okay."
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"Look, check it out. I got a slingshot."
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"Cool, I'll take that. I'll take that,"
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"unless you have a grenade launcher."
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"Well well, I have something better."
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"I have the tetanus ball."
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"It's a tennis ball with rusty nails in it."
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"Okay, I'm gonna want the slingshot"
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"'cause this looks pretty [Bleep] stupid."
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"What are you... you're supposed to throw..."
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"how are you gonna pick that back up, man?"
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"You're gonna... you're gonna tetanus-ize yourself."
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"No, no, see, that's what you're not taking into account."
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"I have a protector glove that you wear,"
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"so maybe... maybe you should think that over before you call..."
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"- very, very smart move. - Thank you."
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"But also, I will take the slingshoot."
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"Well, no, I don't think you should"
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"because you don't even know how to sling-shoot."
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"Well, did you see my practice runs?"
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"Well, I did, and it didn't look right."
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"No, it looked pretty good."
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"Okay. You have no ammo, so you can't..."
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"- give me! Give me! - No, fine."
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"- Aah! - Adam?"
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"Adam? Oh, oh, my, oh, my..."
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"- help me! - Adam! Oh, my God!"
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"Help! Help me!"
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"Uh, yeah, just give me the slingshot."
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"- And hold the back. - Nice try! Cut me down!"
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"All right, just... well, don't break your neck!"
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"Help! My friend is choking!"
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"Ders?"
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"Blake? What are you doing here?"
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"- What? You're the cheater? - Yeah, I'm the cheater, okay?"
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"At the store the other day,"
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"she gave me a over-the-pants H.J."
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"And, dude, you should have seen what I did in my pants."
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"- Really? - Unreal."
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"I just, like, barfed out of my thing."
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"No way. How many ounces are we talking?"
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"Like a, like a gusher's worth? Or like a Capri sun?"
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"Like five busts of I don't know how much."
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"Oh, that's why you were wearing ski pants."
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"You were dealing with the stain probably."
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"Dude, now I get it."
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"Oh! Adam, Adam!"
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"Adam's choking, he's dying, man. We got to cut him down."
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"- What are you talking... - Come on, come on!"
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"- What? - Go, go, go!"
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"- Get something sharp. - Here, here, here, here."
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"Oh, come on. Hurry, hurry, hurry."
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"Come on, come on! He's right through here!"
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"Wait, man, you're not supposed to run with these."
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"- I know! No! - What are you guys doing?"
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"- Just drop the stupid thing! - Oh, my God."
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"- Oh, cut him down! - I got him."
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"- Cut him down! Come on! - Adam!"
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"Use some strength, you pussy!"
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"They're not cutting! I'll be back."
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"No, no, no! My little baby!"
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"My little baby! My little angel!"
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"- Oh, my God. I got a big knife! - Ders, what took you so long?"
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"- I got a big knife! Back up! - Cut him down!"
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"Oh!"
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"You all right?"
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"- I thought we lost ya. - Oh, God!"
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"- It's all right. - Oh, my God! I almost died!"
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"- I know. - I almost died!"
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