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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Someday... (S02E02)

"♪ He wanted some ducks to come over and play ♪"
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"♪ He quack, quack, quack, quacked as he waddled along ♪"
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"You tire of Chopin?"
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"No, I like Chopin very much."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Working. Or trying to."
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"You do know that's Ethan's record."
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"Hence the references to "Ducky Waddles ha ha ha.""
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"-(music stops) -Don't you have some dirty jokes"
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"-to go tell? -Told 'em."
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"So, whatcha doin'?"
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"Our Bell Labs speech synthesis team"
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"is going to be the first in the world"
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"to teach a computer to sing."
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"But I need to find precisely the right song."
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"It has to have a simple melody with a maximum one-octave range"
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"and, ideally, very few diphthongs in the lyrics."
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"Ethan's records are perfect."
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"You're not gonna want that one."
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"It's just barnyard sounds."
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"Oh."
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"I signed my first autograph tonight."
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"A complete stranger asked you to put your signature down"
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"on a piece of paper and you did it?"
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"Yes. She was very excited, too."
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"Well, of course she was."
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"Now she can forge your signature on a check."
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"It was a really good show tonight."
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"You know, when you saw me at the Concord,"
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"it wasn't exactly my regular act, Papa."
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"I saw you, and... I got nervous."
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"You made me nervous."
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"And that made you vulgar?"
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"No. I just..."
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"I have a gig in the city when I get back."
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"Nearby. Nice club."
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"Maybe you'd like to come."
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"-It's too far. -Nearby is too far?"
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"I mean I'm very busy."
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"I just think if you saw me at a normal gig,"
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"you might feel better about it."
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"Don't worry about me."
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"How about Mama? How's she feeling?"
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"Marry Benjamin, and everything will be fine."
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"I don't know if I'm going to marry Benjamin."
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"Marry somebody, and everything will be fine."
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"-Okay. -To be clear,"
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"I mean marry somebody at city hall."
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"I'm not going to pay for fake snow"
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"and papier-mâché reindeer again."
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"$400 for embroidered yarmulkes"
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"that say "Midge and Joel forever.""
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"Explain that to an orphan."
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"If I see one, I will."
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"I'm sorry, Papa."
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"I know that all this stuff with me, with Noah..."
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"Miriam, please,"
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"I have no time to concern myself"
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"with my children's feckless behavior."
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"I'm a man of science, engaged in complex research"
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"at the highest levels"
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"on incredibly important scientific matters."
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"BOY: ♪ I went to the bathroom by myself ♪"
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"ADULTS: ♪ Big, big boy went by himself ♪"
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"BOY: ♪ I took some paper ♪"
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"♪ Wiped myself ♪"
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"ADULTS: ♪ Wiped his bottom by himself ♪"
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"There's a fair amount that works in this one."
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"Unfortunately, computers don't use the bathroom."
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"Yet."
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"BOY: ♪ I went to the bathroom ♪"
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"-♪ By myself ♪ -♪ Big... ♪"
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"I have no idea what to get. I haven't been out of the house"
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"in a month. Archie's mother keeps sending us"
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"corned beef and cabbage. The whole apartment building"
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"smells like Downtown Dublin."
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"Well, order as much as you want. It's all on me."
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"This is a purely guilt-motivated "I'm sorry" lunch."
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"I love your quaint Jewish traditions."
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"-Ooh, who's that? -Oscar Udenosky."
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"-Is he famous? -He's a dentist."
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"Oh. I thought he was famous."
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"What's kishka?"
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"Jewish haggis."
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"No, thank you. Oh, who's that?"
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"-Bertha Frisk. -Is she famous?"
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"She's the bingo queen of St. Mary's. Does that count?"
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"I thought there were going to be famous people here."
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"It is called the Stage Deli,"
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"not the Boring Everyone Normal Eats Here Deli."
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"-Couldn't get all those letters on the sign. -I was hoping it would be"
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"like when Lucy went to the Brown Derby"
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"and saw William Holden and got so nervous"
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"she buttered her hand instead of her bread."
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"I can see a dentist at Lindy's."
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"I need some excitement."
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"Excitement. Okay."
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"Oh. See that guy over there in the gray suit?"
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"Marty Segal. Yesterday, he scored his first Copa gig."
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"-Big, big deal. -Huh."
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"He just spilled coffee on his suit."
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"Does the Copa know about that?"
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"That may be his opening bit."
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"Gregory Peck came in once."
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"-He did? -Came in"
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"and ate lunch. Right over there."
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"No. Are you lying? Never mind."
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"Don't care. I love Gregory Peck."
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"Congratulations on the Copa."
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"Put some club soda on that, Marty."
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"What can I get for you two?"
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"Oh, shoot. I haven't finished looking."
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"Allow me. Verla, my dear friend Imogene here"
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"will have the hot pastrami Reuben on rye,"
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"chicken in a pot, potato knish,"
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"matzo ball soup, cheese Danish,"
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"a lime rickey, and a couple of black-and-whites for dessert."
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"-And some Bromo-Seltzer to go? -You bet."
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"Coming right up."
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"That's exactly what Gregory Peck ordered."
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