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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Someday... (S02E02)

"Can't get enough of that Civil War Museum. Hey!"
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"-Crap. -Susie."
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"-What? -It's raining."
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"(Susie groans)"
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"How does he know no one's coming?"
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"He's an idiot. That's how he knows."
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"He knows nothing."
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"Well, then let's stop dealing with idiots."
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"Everyone in this idiotic business is an idiot."
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"You ever meet someone in show business"
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"who's not an idiot, then they're an asshole."
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"It's a business of idiots and assholes."
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"I could've gone to the shower. Goddamn it."
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"Let's go."
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"-(ignition sputtering) -Oh, come on."
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"You ever read the Book of Job?"
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"My mom read it to me every year on my birthday."
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"-You can put your ass down now. -Why?"
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"This car isn't going anywhere."
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"Great."
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"Well, motel's probably foul, anyway."
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"This was a big screwup, Susie."
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"Hey, I didn't force that guy to close his club."
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"I didn't break the wiper,"
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"and I definitely didn't make it rain."
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"So what now?"
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"Walk to the motel?"
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"Sure."
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"Although we are out of money."
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"(thunder rumbling)"
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"(car horns honking)"
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"We'd have beaten the traffic if you knew"
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"how to read a stinkin' map."
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"We'd have beaten the traffic if you had woken us up earlier."
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"What am I, a fucking rooster?"
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"-(horn honks) -(man shouting)"
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"What do you want me to do, asshole?"
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"Half of Jersey is parked in front of me!"
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"God, it's like I have a twin who's a middle-aged whore."
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"Hey. I need it to see."
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"We're gonna die in this tunnel."
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"Good. Something to look forward to."
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"No time to shower. What do I do?"
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"You're a comic, not Miss America."
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"Just go on stage looking like shit."
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"Oh, so now I look like shit?"
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"What, are we married all of a sudden?"
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"You're my manager, you're supposed to care how I look."
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"Wait, wait, Miriam. Look, look."
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"We're out of Jersey."
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"-We're in New York. -We're in New York."
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"We're in New York. We're in New York."
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"Take that, assholes!"
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"We are back in New York City!"
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"-WOMAN: Shut up! -(man shouting)"
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"Mm."
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"We will die of old age in this tunnel."
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"At least place of death won't be New Jersey."
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"♪ ♪"
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"-You, where's Ricky? -Manager?"
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"-Yes, yes. -By the bar."
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"It's a two dollar cover tonight."
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"-We're talent! -The what?"
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"I'm-I'm one of the comedians tonight."
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"Mrs. Maisel?"
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"We got caught in this horrible traffic,"
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"almost ran out of gas in the Holland Tunnel."
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"Is there a place where I can..."
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"-Stop talking. Move. -Hey."
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"Susie Myerson. Mrs. Maisel."
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"You're late!"
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"We got stuck in the Holland Tunnel."
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"-Hey. -Maisel. Talent."
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"-Drink. -I need a mirror."
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"You look great."
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"-I should change. -No time."
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"-Get right to the good stuff. -Mm-hmm."
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"Hit 'em hard and fast."
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"Good? (grunts)"
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"Tits up."
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"Hey there, ladies and gentlemen."
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"What the fuck am I doing? Go."
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"Just fucking clap."
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"Magda Goebbels, ladies and gentlemen."
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"Poisoned her dogs and all six of her children"
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"in honor of the Fuhrer, but now hiding in Manhattan"
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"and giving stand-up comedy management a go."
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"Thank you, Magda."
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"So, how ya doing?"
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"How am I doing? How do I look like I'm doing?"
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"I'm fucking exhausted. And sore."
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"And late-- I don't mean "my time of the month.""
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"Although I'd prefer an unplanned pregnancy"
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"-to the day I just had. -(laughter)"
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"We almost ran out of gas in the Holland Tunnel."
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"That would've been fun. As if people coming from Jersey"
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"need something else to be angry about."
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"So I can't tell you how good it is to be back..."
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"-(Susie snoring on tape) -Shit."
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"Shit!"
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"(snoring continues)"
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"Shit."
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"-Professional comedy. -(laughter)"
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"I'm really glad to be back in New York City, my home."
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"Where I have so many friends... who hate me."
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"So much family... who are disappointed in me."
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"Where my children live... until they abandon me."
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"That's why New York is so great, though."
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"Everyone you care about can despise you"
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"and you can still find a bagel so good,"
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"nothing else matters."
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"Who needs love when you've got lox?"
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"They both stink but only one tastes good."
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"(laughter)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, fellow assholes,"
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"you've been awfully nice to come home to."
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"I'm Mrs. Maisel."
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"Thank you and good night."
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"(cheering and applause)"
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"Hey, what were those weird animal noises"
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