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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Someday... (S02E02)

"to get through all three centuries"
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"-of the Spanish Inquisition. -You know what?"
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"-Is she there? -Susie?"
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"Yeah. Put her on. I can give her"
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"some pointers on changing a tire."
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"Okay. Joel wants to know if you can change a tire."
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"What?"
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"Ugh."
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"(singsongy): Hello."
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"Yes, I can change a stupid tire."
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"Now, listen, and you listen good."
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"I swear to motherfucking God, if anything happens"
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"to Midge on this trip, I'm gonna fucking kill you."
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"I don't care that you're a girl, or short,"
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"I will rip your head off and use it to play catch with my kid."
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"She's the mother of my children. If you fuck this up,"
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"I want you to think of the worst possible thing that could ever"
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"happen to you, and I want you to triple it and add a hobbling."
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"You got it? Now..."
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"apply the wheel wedges, remove the hubcaps,"
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"loosen the lug nuts, jack up the car"
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"and change the fucking tire."
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"Or call a goddamn cab."
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"Put Midge back on the phone."
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"Thanks for the tip."
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"Great guy. Too bad you kids couldn't work it out."
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"I should go. We have to get all the way to Philly."
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"Where are you staying when you get there?"
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"-I don't know. Some motel. -Uh-huh. Put Susie on again."
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"Too late. She limped off. Really quickly."
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"Just be careful, okay? Will you? Please?"
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"Yes. And kiss Ethan and Esther for me."
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"Show them a picture if you have to."
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"I will."
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"-Bye. -Bye."
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"Hey, scoot over. Let's get going."
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"-Meaning...? -You drive."
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"-I don't know how to drive. -What?"
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"-I grew up in the city. -How the hell do you plan a road trip"
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"with somebody and forget to mention that you can't drive?"
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"I did plan to learn a few years ago."
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"Oh, well, that's a relief. For a second there,"
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"I thought maybe you didn't plan to learn a few years ago."
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"I even bought pink driving gloves."
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"I brought them with me."
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"Because we were gonna be in a car."
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"-You can wear them if you want. -(sighs): Jesus Christ."
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"Sorry."
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"Ass up."
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"(engine starts)"
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"(metallic clattering)"
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"-Hey! Occupied! -Aren't I supposed to have a real dressing room?"
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"Or at least a door with a lock?"
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"Yeah, well, I guess I got a little busy"
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"making sure the place had, you know, a stage"
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"-and a place for an audience. -A manager's supposed to request"
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"things like a dressing room with a door that locks."
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"I'm a total idiot. What do you want me to say?"
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"Usually you show up to a gig in your show dress."
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"I forgot you'd need a place to change. My fault."
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"-Learning lessons. -Fine."
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"-Knock, asshole! -There's someone in here, asshole!"
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"-It's me, Dante! -Booker."
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"MIDGE/SUSIE: Sorry!"
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"DANTE: Your girl is on."
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"-Uh, we need a minute. -And a lock for the door."
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"DANTE: Crowd is restless. Get a move on."
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"-Zip me. Hurry. -How is the crowd?"
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"-DANTE: Good. -Crowd's good."
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"-How do I look? -Like you're ready to take Philly."
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"DANTE: Hey, everybody. Straight from the Big Apple..."
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"-Sorry about the room. -Sorry I yelled about the room."
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"-Let's do this. -Give a big Philly welcome to..."
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"Mrs. Maisel!"
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"(scattered applause)"
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"Well, hello, Philadelphia!"
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"Wow."
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"You said the crowd was good."
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"-They are good. There's just not that many of them. -MIDGE: I'm Mrs. Maisel."
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"-Motherfucker. -MIDGE: So, the..."
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"first joke I was gonna tell you guys tonight"
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"has one of those "has anyone here ever" thingies."
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"But I realize the odds that anyone here"
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"has ever actually done the thing I was gonna ask if you had done"
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"are pretty darn low."
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"Just mathematically."
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"Unless it was something like: Has anyone here"
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"-ever gotten alcohol poisoning? -(laughter)"
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"In which case the odds get pretty good again."
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"Because it's Philly."
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"I think there were more people in the room"
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"-when my son was born. -(laughter)"
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"Maybe also when he was conceived."
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"Ma'am, the-the tag is sticking out of your dress."
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"(dogs barking, siren wailing in distance)"
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"(door unlocking)"
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"-Jesus. -Oh, my."
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"What a shithole."
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"(indistinct shouting nearby)"
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"(Midge gasps)"
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"What's the matter?"
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"I'm kind of digging the suspense here."
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"Well, hello."
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"(toilet flushes)"
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"Am I a fucking manager or what?"
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"I'll never unsee that. The sheer size."
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"Go to bed. Dream of puppies."
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"Well, hello."
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"-What now? -Nothing."
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"Just a lot of things to say hello to in this room."
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"-What? -Teeth."
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"-Teeth? -Teeth."
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"-False teeth? -Real teeth."
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"-Baby teeth? -Large teeth."
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"Adult teeth. Or teeth from a really big baby."
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"Maybe a... I got nothing."
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"I don't think I'll unpack tonight."
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"Or use the bathroom. Or lie down."
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"Or sit down. Or shut my eyes."
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"-Miriam. -Hello."
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