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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - Someday... (S02E02)

"-but please don't. -Imogene,"
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"I promise, I am throwing the most beautiful baby shower"
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"in the world for my very best friend."
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"And, I promise, I will be on my very best behavior."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"So, did Gregory Peck really eat over there?"
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"And Cary Grant joined him for dessert."
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"(bell dings)"
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"This car is unkempt, to say the least."
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"Hey, lady, I could use another hand."
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"I have to make sure nothing back here gets crushed and wrinkled."
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"Who knows if they have irons where we're headed?"
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"Ah! Motherfucker!"
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"Fuck my mother!"
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"Hey, what the hell?"
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"Oh. Did you need that?"
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"That's my shit."
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"-It is? In that? -Yes."
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"Just because it's not wrapped"
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"in a pink box like some party cake"
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"doesn't make it garbage."
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"Why didn't you bring a suitcase?"
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"I don't have one."
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"What do you use for vacations?"
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"-My imagination? -Sorry,"
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"I thought your stuff was packed"
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"in the little suitcase in the back."
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"Ah. The suitcase thing's a tape recorder."
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"I'm gonna tape all your road sets"
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"so we can study 'em when we get back."
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"-That's a great idea. -Thanks."
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"Here's another one. Stop sounding so surprised"
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"when I have a great idea."
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"Now, please, just hold the plate up."
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"-The screw won't go in. -No way."
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"I have two priors. I can't risk another arrest."
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"Never mind. Just go over your set for tonight."
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"Oh, I have been. Do you think I can do the bit"
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"about Eisenhower's penis in D.C."
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"or will the Secret Service not like it?"
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"-I could say "sausage." -Eh, they'll know you mean "penis.""
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"Maybe I'll say "penis" but not "Eisenhower's penis.""
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"I'll put "Eisenhower's penis" in the Philadelphia set."
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"I think Eisenhower's penis is a slam dunk wherever you put it."
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"Okay."
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"America, here we come."
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"Great. Lift your ass."
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"-I'm sorry? -You got to lift your ass"
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"-or the car won't start. -Are you kidding me?"
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"-No. -Why?"
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"Am I a mechanic? Just pick it up so we can go."
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"I do a version of this"
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"-in my Helena Rubinstein class. -(engine starts)"
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"Good for the thighs."
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"-Can I put my butt down now? -Almost."
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"-The car's moving. -Few more seconds."
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"You're just screwing with me now, aren't you?"
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"Yep. The Eisenhower penis tour has begun."
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"-Mm. -(honks horn)"
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"♪ I'm gonna ♪"
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"♪ Live till I die ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna laugh 'stead of cry ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna take the town and turn it upside down ♪"
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"♪ I'm gonna live, live, live till I die ♪"
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"♪ They're gonna say ♪"
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"Is Senator Kennedy running for president, do we think?"
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"-(scattered agreement) -It's up to Jackie."
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"You know she wears the pants in that family."
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"-(laughter) -And she wears them well. Seriously,"
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"have you seen how easily that woman wears linen pants?"
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"Linen. The material that wrinkles"
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"while you're ironing it."
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"I believe the Kennedys will stand up for Americans."
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"Because, really, if Jackie sits down for ten seconds,"
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"that whole outfit goes to shit."
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"-(laughter) -I hope he runs,"
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"because he'll restore the science funding"
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"that Eisenhower cut."
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"Science is big in my family"
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"because my father works at Bell Labs."
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"And I was very excited when he got this job."
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"The greatest scientific minds in the world all in one building,"
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"solving the world's problems."
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"I came home the other day and found him listening"
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"to my four-year-old's record,"
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"a song about teaching yourself how to wipe your ass"
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"-after going to the bathroom. -(laughter)"
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"He told me he's listening to it because at work,"
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"they're trying to teach a computer to sing."
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"And I believed him at the time,"
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"but now I'm wondering:"
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"does my father not know how to go to the bathroom?"
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"-(laughter) -And if that's true, who taught me?"
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"Because my mother never goes to the bathroom. Or eats. Or..."
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"Fire!"
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"Fire in the kitchen! Everybody out!"
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"-To the exits, now! Go, go! -What? Why?"
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"What-What's going on?"
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"CLUB MANAGER: There's a fire. Everybody out."
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"Move to the exits, now! Go!"
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"Okay, folks, I guess everybody's supposed to leave."
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"-SUSIE: No! Keep talking! -Are you not hearing me?"
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"-There's a fire in the kitchen! -Well, of course there is."
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"It's how you fuckin' cook things."
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"I'm Mrs. Maisel. Thank you. Good night."
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"If you catch on fire, stop, drop and roll."
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"You have water in that kitchen? You can put fire out with water."
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"-You know that, right? -Susie, please. I've got"
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"a lot of flammable product in my hair."
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"We'll die if we just stand here."
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"-So you die on stage. What a way to go. -Move!"
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"-Aw, come on, it hasn't even hit this room yet. -It will."
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"(door unlocking)"
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"-Huh. -I told you it wasn't gonna be The Ritz."
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"It's fine."
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"Big enough. Clean-ish."
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"Drawers open."
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"Lights light."
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"There's the parking lot, so we can watch the car."
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"Hi, car."
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