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Clips from D.A.R.Y.L.

"Daryl, I'm gonna throw a little bit harder this time, OK?"
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"So it'll be traveling a little bit faster. Just do your best."
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"OK, I'll try."
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"Daryl..."
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"Turtle, come here."
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"You're a natural."
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"You're a genius..."
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"...and in four weeks' time, you're my secret weapon."
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"- The Warriors! - We're gonna murder them!"
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"Yes?"
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"Only, no one must know about this, OK?"
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"So you don't say anything about this to anybody."
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"OK."
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"- About what? - "About what"?"
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"I love this kid. Oh, he's so modest."
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"It's awesome."
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"I don't even believe it myself. One more pitch?"
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"One more pitch, then I'll wake up."
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"OK."
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"OK?"
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"Well, practice is over."
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"- Come on, get your stuff. - How can you trust a man like Andy?"
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"He makes Daryl swear an oath of secrecy,"
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"then he comes in and tells me."
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"Next, you two come over and he opens his mouth again!"
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"The only person who must know nothing about this"
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"until tomorrow is Bull McKenzie."
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"He is so cocky."
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"Were you there at the game last year when he suggested we forfeit"
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"- in the fourth inning? - No, but Turtle told me all about it."
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"But didn't you guys rally in the sixth and almost tie up the game?"
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"Yeah."
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"Sure, because somebody decided to save our team's honor"
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"by spiking the Warriors' Cokes with vodka."
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"What?"
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"You know, you're lucky you weren't sued. It's against the law,"
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"- serving alcohol to minors. - I didn't serve anything."
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"It wasn't even my idea."
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"- So who did? - We're starving."
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"- When's dinner? - You didn't."
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"- What? - You did. Oh, God, Turtle."
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"What did I do now? I just walked in the door, for chrissake."
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"Sorry, Turtle. Your mother just found out about the vodka"
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"in the Warriors' Cokes last year."
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"Well, it wasn't vodka. It was just plain water."
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"I've got one smart son."
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"- Let's go. - You owe me $7.50 for liquor, Turtle."
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"Is there anything I can do to help?"
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"Yeah, you could call Sherie Lee."
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"- She went out with Mark Bennet. - What does she see in that boy?"
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"Sherie Lee says he's sexy."
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"But Turtle says it's because he has the biggest..."
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"Daryl."
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"- Turtle. Wait for me. - Howie, is it me, or is it?"
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"- No. - What, Joyce?"
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"Well..."
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"...is there something about Daryl that's a little?"
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"- Joyce. - No, wait a minute, let her finish."
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"Howie?"
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"He's a nice boy, he's very bright. I mean, he's..."
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"Bright enough to make you feel like he is different."
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"But he's so helpful and honest for a boy his age."
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"- I mean... - I don't believe what I'm hearing."
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"You're complaining because you've got the kind of kid"
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"that most of us would trade our own in for and pay money?"
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"Relax, Howie, I was only kidding..."
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"...about the money."
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"No, no, no. I'm not complaining. I love Daryl."
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"I really do hope we'll be able to adopt him."
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"It's just, he doesn't..."
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"He doesn't seem to need anybody."
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"This is C.Q. To Q.C. Come in, Q.C."
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"This is C.Q. To Q.C. Come in, Q.C. Over."
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"This is Q.C. Come in, C.Q. What is happening? Over."
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"C. Q. Reporting."
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"She's gonna start hooking any second, right in front of her own home."
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"My gosh, she's shameless."
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"Oh, this is disgusting."
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"Censored. Censored."
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"My God. I'm too young to be looking at this."
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"Sherie."
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"His filthy hand on her Levis, touching them."
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"Oh, look at that. Just look at it."
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"He's practically raping her, except she's cooperating."
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"Turtle, will you shut up?"
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"Knock it off, Turtle. It's almost midnight."
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"C.Q., this is Q.C. I heard. Good night."
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"C. Q. Signing off, a little more educated,"
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"a little more shocked by his sister."
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"All knowledge is learning and therefore good."
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"This is Q.C. Signing off."
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"- Sleep well, miss. - Thank you, Robby."
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"You, come here."
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"I'm gonna bat you fourth, OK?"
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"That way, we can get Jody to bunt..."
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"...and if we can get Jody to stay on base, we got a prayer."
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"Oh, great."
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"They screwed up again."
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"I know I got at least $1,500 in there."
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"What's your ID number?"
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"No, the bank computer messed up again, Daryl."
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"Computers don't make errors, people do."
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"Maybe it was keyed in wrong."
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"All right, 2822."
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"- How much do you want? - You got it?"
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"Terrific. Give me 100."
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"Yeah."
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"All right. Well, what does it say I got in there?"
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"Oh, enough."
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"Get back in the car."
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"- Hey, Daryl, grab my card, would you? - OK."
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"Daryl, come on, let's go!"
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"Thank you for using the Time Machine."
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"You're welcome."
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"The First Bankers look forward to serving you again."
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"Come on, guys, get it together. You call that a fastball?"
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"He could've caught that with his lips."
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"That's it! That's it. Come on, Ivan! That's it."
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"Come on. Right. Like before, guys."
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"Right, come on."
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