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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...lived the dream (S03E03)

"I mean, that is what your senior superlative is."
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""Paxton Hall-Yoshida. Most likely to succeed at hotness"?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Yeah."
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"So, Devi, how was your last day at school?"
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"Did anything interesting happen?"
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"Mmm, some seniors used some shaving cream to draw genitalia on the school buses."
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"[laughing] Yeah. Terrible."
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"You're sure shaving cream genitalia"
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"was the most interesting thing that happened today?"
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"-Mmm. -Honestly, Devi?"
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"I want to know about this fancy school you got into."
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"Principal Grubbs called me."
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"You think she goes around telling children about life-changing opportunities"
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"and is like, "Eh, parents don't need to know"? Get me the brochure."
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"-It's not that big of a deal. -It actually is a big deal."
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"Nobody can get into that school. I applied to teach there. Rejected."
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"I'm sorry, sweetheart."
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"It's for the best. You are too delicate, Manish, to live at high altitude."
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"Burn. I thought you liked me now."
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"I love you, which is why I worry about how weak you are."
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"[Kamala] Okay, back to Devi."
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"I think what we're all trying to say is we're so impressed you got into Shrubland."
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"Half of the Scientific American's 20 under 20 went there."
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"So, uh, you would leave a year early to go here?"
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"If I were going, yeah. But I already made up my mind to turn them down."
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"Are you sure? This school seems like it could really set you up for success."
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"Mom, if I needed this school to get into Princeton, I would go. But I don't."
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"I have sick grades. I'm in a billion extracurriculars,"
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"and I have all of my teachers wrapped around my finger. Right, Mr. K?"
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"-What? -It's your choice, Devi."
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"You don't want to go. I'm not gonna push you."
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"Really? Um, you're not even going to go visit?"
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"Honestly, I'm not quite ready to send her off yet, either."
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"So, Mami, what customer service representative"
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"did you scream at today?"
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"Hi, I think we're gonna head out."
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"Oh, okay. Uh, please thank Manish for introducing us to TikTok pasta chips."
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"They were very unique."
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"I will."
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"So, listen, I don't wanna interfere,"
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"but I do think that you should reconsider Shrubland."
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"I was terrified to leave my home and my family,"
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"but I'm so thankful that I did"
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"because CalTech has been this unbelievable opportunity for me."
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"I never would've grown so much if my family hadn't pushed me to come."
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"I'm sorry if I'm overstepping. I just had to say it."
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"Okay. Good night."
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"Good night, Kamala."
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"I appreciate it."
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"[Kamala] Of course."
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"[sentimental music playing]"
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"[Nalini] I want to go back to India. I hate it here."
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"You hate all of America because some moms at Devi's preschool were rude to you?"
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"They weren't just rude to me, they were cruel."
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"You should have seen their faces when I put my korma down at the potluck."
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"They treat me like I'm nothing."
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"They always act like they can't understand my accent."
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"They talk to me like I'm a child."
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"[scoffs]"
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"Am I supposed to endure this until Devi gets to college?"
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"No, and it will get better."
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"But the reason we sacrificed so much to come here"
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"was so that our child"
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"would have every opportunity to get the best education."
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"We can't let our needs stand in the way of that."
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"In the meantime, why don't we get on the computer"
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"and subscribe those ladies to a lot of spam?"
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"[both laugh]"
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"[indistinct chatter on TV]"
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"If they kill off the Indian character, I'm writing to Netflix."
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"Uh, Pati,"
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"I think the whole point of Squid Game is that a lot of people have to die."
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"-[Nalini] Devi! -Oh my God!"
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"We're gonna go visit that school in Colorado."
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"I've already booked the tickets. There'll be no discussion."
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"[Devi] Hmm?"
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"[sighs]"
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"Yeah, so she's like demanding I go to this Colorado school"
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"that's basically where The Shining happened."
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"I don't need to see no creepy twins."
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"All right, well, it sounds like your mom just wants you to visit the school, Devi."
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"It's not like she's gonna throw you off the train in the Rocky Mountains."
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"But it's still a waste of time. I'm never gonna go there."
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"So why do I have to visit?"
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"Because you should give it a chance."
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"You never know. It could be an amazing opportunity."
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"Dr. Ryan, I've been planning my senior year since I hit puberty."
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"And it has to happen at my normal high school"
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"doing normal senior stuff with my mostly normal friends."
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"Not in the woods with a bunch of randos with visible pit hair."
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"Look, I'm not saying that you have to attend."
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"I'm just saying it's important to be open to new experiences."
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"-Ugh. -[Dr. Ryan] Devi, look."
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"When you lock yourself into a dream of what your life should be,"
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"you limit yourself."
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"And I know for a fact, you, Devi, are locked into a very particular dream."
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"You want to date the hottest guy in school."
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"You want to be Miss Popularity, and you just got to go to Princeton."
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"I will not budge on Princeton."
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"All I'm saying is maybe you've outgrown that dream."
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"I mean, are you still the same Devi you were freshman year?"
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"I'm not."
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"You definitely don't say "word up" as much."
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"[laughs] Come on, Doc."
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"Just try to be open."
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"Baby, the world is big."
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"Sometimes it's good to surprise yourself."
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"Ah. Look, Trent."
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"Paxton picked up his cap and gown. How about you? Did you go get yours?"
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"Don't worry about it."
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"I am worried about it."
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"-You know graduation's in two days, right? -Totally."
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"Babe, I know leaving school is scary,"
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"but I just saw that Buca di Beppo is looking for a new pasta associate."
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"That could be a really exciting new adventure for you."
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"-Uh-huh. -Paxton, can you please help?"
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"If you don't show up to graduation, I'll tell Marcus he's my best friend."
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"I'll be there, bro."
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"Great. Now, if you could both take this conversation outside of my garage,"
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