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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - Hyde Gets the Girl (S04E04)

"I can nail every single one of these girls..."
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"tonight."
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"No, no, no, no, no. You're supposed to pick just one... to love, not nail."
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"Love."
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"Yeah. Right."
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"Okay. Listen to me, Johnny Cool."
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"I threw this party for you, so you can find one girlfriend to love you. And that is all. One."
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"- You set this up? - Yeah. We all thought you needed help finding a quality woman."
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"What?"
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"Man, you sit around and talk about me? Is that what's goin' on?"
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"Look. I don't want your help."
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"I give and I do, and I do and I give."
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"And for what?"
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"For nothing."
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"Well, I'm done. Go."
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"- But, Fez... - I said, go."
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"- Hey, Hyde. - Hey."
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"This is Melissa. She just moved here from Chicago. Work at the radio station together."
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"Melissa, this is Hyde."
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"You're not leaving already, are you?"
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"- Uh, no. I came out to get some fresh air. - Oh."
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"It's, uh... It's fresher out here... the air."
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"I like air. How 'bout you?"
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"Air's okay."
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"You know what's really good? Water."
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"That's really..."
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"This summer I'm gonna visit my aunt in Mississippi."
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"Oh, you're goin' away? That is sad."
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"Hey, you should come with me, chocolate milk."
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"a guy who sits in the dark waiting for the light to find him again."
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"If only I could find this light you speak of..."
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"then maybe... just... maybe..."
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"my pain might go away."
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"Would it help if I held you?"
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"But let's try, Katie."
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"Yeah. Lower. Yeah."
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"I am so disgusted."
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"Oh, I know. There are way too many girls at this party."
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"I can't even smell my own perfume."
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"Well, you're the only one."
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"You know, you may not even be the prettiest girl here."
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"You shut your hole."
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"Must... find... Michael!"
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"Hi. You know..."
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"I'm a guy who's... wounded."
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"- So I'm gonna go grab a beer. - Thanks. Get one for yourself too."
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"No. I..."
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"Ca..."
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"- Can I get you a beer? - There you go."
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"- Thanks. - Right."
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"A toast..."
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"to all my good friends."
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"I will miss you when I blow out of this burg..."
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"with the beautiful Big Rhonda."
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"Now it's off to "Missis-syphilis"!"
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"Oh, no. Red, they've been drinking."
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"Well, well. What do ya know?"
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"Here, Kelso. Thought you might need some coffee to keep you goin'."
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"Hey, you know what would be fun?"
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"- Seein' which one of us could drink the most coffee, huh? - Uh-huh."
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"Oh, no."
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"- You'll just lose. - Wha... No. I would not."
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"- I could so beat you. - Well, I doubt that."
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"- Oh, you're goin' down. - Hmm."
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"- That's my six to your one! - Yeah. Ya really whipped me."
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"Kelso, have you ever been to Niagara Falls?"
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"- Uh-uh. - Hmm. Don't you like the soothing sound of water?"
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"- Yeah. I guess. - Hmm. You ever sat beside a babbling brook..."
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"Well, I... Okay. I don't know if you realize this, but..."
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"a-all this talk about water is really making have to go pee."
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah."
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"I can see that "urine"... a lot of pain."
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"Yeah. Well, y-you better shut up, 'cause you're gonna have to go too."
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"That's where you're wrong. I am going."
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"I know I just met her, Mr. Red..."
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"but I love her."
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"She is sturdy."
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"I want to climb her."
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"You're just desperate to give it away, aren't you, son?"
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"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"Look."
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"There are two things that you need to learn about women."
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"Oh, finally, the sex talk!"
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"First: If a woman outweighs you by 30 pounds..."
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"you're in for trouble."
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"But I'll put on weight. I'll bridge the gap."
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"Which brings me to my second point."
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"When used separately, women and alcohol can be a lot of fun."
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"But if you mix 'em, they can turn you into a dumb-ass."
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"- Michael! - Jackie."
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"- I thought you were at the party. - No, no, no. It was awful."
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"Do you know what it's like to be the prettiest girl at a party..."
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"and not have anyone acknowledge it?"
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"Yes, I do."
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"- Michael, am I pretty? - Oh, come on, cupcake."
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"You are the prettiest girl in Point Place."
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"No. You know what? In Wisconsin."
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"Nice one, Pinocchio."
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"- Am I prettier than Pam Macy? - Of course."
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"Am I prettier than Farrah Fawcett?"
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"Oh, all right. Come on. She's like a perfect 10."
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"And you are an 11."
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"- Am I prettier than... - Oh, my God!"
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"Am I prettier than the girl with the feathered hair at the supermarket?"
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"Okay, okay, the blonde-haired one or the brown-haired one?"
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"Well, does it matter?"
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"No, 'cause ya smoke 'em both, baby!"
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"- Am I prettier than... - Oh, my God!"
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"I can't take it anymore!"
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"Am I pretty? Am I pretty?"
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"Am I pretty? Shut up!"
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"And we finally have a winner."
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"I did it!"
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"Oh, my God. I won! Who's the best? I'm the best!"
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"Loser!"
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"I'm not a loser, okay?"
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"I win everything."
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"I don't lose. I win!"
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"Because I'm a winner!"
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"I'm a winner!"
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