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Clips from 8-Bit Christmas

"This is how you really punch with power."
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"- Come on. - Oh!"
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"- Go, Tammy! - Go, Tammy, get him, get him!"
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"Boom! You can give up now."
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"Nah. I think I'll win instead."
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"Yeah, Tammy!"
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"Get him, Tammy! Get him!"
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"Whoa!"
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"Come on!"
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"Work!"
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"We thought he was just making excuses, being a sore loser."
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"But we'd later realized a horror that defined our generation."
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"The Power Glove sucked."
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"This glove sucks!"
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"Hi-ya! Hi-ya!"
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"Come on, unleash your power!"
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"Yeah, yeah!"
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"It's not working! Come on!"
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"Silence him!"
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"Yeah!"
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"Mommy, Tammy cheated!"
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"Sucks to lose... to a girl."
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"Ooh!"
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"Maybe it was the glove."
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"You tell 'em, Keane!"
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"Maybe it was the song."
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"Chop, chop, chop!"
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"Hai karate, Keane!"
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"Maybe it was because he was just such an idiot."
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"But Timmy Keane lost his dang mind that day."
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"Go, Keane, go! Taekwondo!"
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"Go, Keane, go! Taekwondo!"
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"Go, Keane, go! Taekwondo!"
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"Does anybody want some Tang?"
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"I just made a batch."
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"A marble stuck in a nostril..."
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"shattering Mom's antique vase."
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"Picnics in the fricking park compared to this."
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"For there, lying under the weight"
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"of a smashed 42-inch television set..."
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"was a dead dog."
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"What?"
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"The dog dies?"
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"There's a dead dog in this story?"
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"Hey, what can I tell ya? It was the '80s."
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"Stuff got real."
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"I thought you said you were super safe in the '80s?"
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"It was a complicated decade."
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"Are you making all this up?"
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"No. No. No way."
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"Okay, well..."
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"what happened next in the basement?"
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"I mean, I don't really care. But..."
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"What did you do?"
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"We did what any rational, thoughtful, responsible kids"
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"would've done in our position."
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"Run!"
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"Why is everyone running?"
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"Go, go, go!"
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"- What's happening? - We gotta get outta here!"
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"What's going on? What's going on?"
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"- The sound of all those bones breaking... - What do you mean, "bones"?"
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"It's game over at Keane's! Just go! Go! Go! Go!"
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"Go!"
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"It was the end-o of Nintendo at Keane's as we knew it."
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"So many thoughts raced through my head."
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"Would I be arrested? Would I go to jail?"
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"Or worse, would I ever play Nintendo again?"
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"It's gonna be snow, snow, snow."
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"Snow!"
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"We have a northwest clipper coming off"
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"- of the south side of Lake Michigan. - Yes!"
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"God bless it."
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"And at Christmas time that's just perfect."
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"Can't read Jenny Jablecki's handwriting on this, Mom."
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"If there is a heart over the "I"..."
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"mark it wrong and move on."
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"Are we gonna have a snow day today?"
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"I don't want anyone here getting their hopes up."
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"It's probably not gonna happen."
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"I don't want anyone getting upset, okay?"
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"In the history of Batavia, Illinois,"
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"there had never been a snow day."
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"Not a single one."
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"It could be 20 below with a Soviet attack on the way"
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"- and we'd still have school. - We just got this in."
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"In Kane County, the school closures are as follows..."
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"- Come on! - Geneva,"
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"- Come on! - Elburn..."
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"- Come on! - South Elgin,"
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"North Aurora, and... that's it."
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"- Stupid! - Oh, no!"
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"Mary of God!"
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"I told you guys not to get your hopes up."
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"- You okay, Mom? - All right. You have to eat something."
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"- Here. - This is frozen."
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"Yes, put it under your armpits for two minutes, it'll thaw out."
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"Guys, coats, gloves. What are we doing?"
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"Jake, don't forget your boots."
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"Yeah. Don't forget your boots, Jake."
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"My mother, in a multi-tasking, cold, coupon-induced bout of madness,"
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"had accidentally bought me girl's boots."
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"Back then, they were a death sentence."
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"I should note, they were also flowered and French."
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"What do you mean, "girl's boots"?"
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"Like they only fit girl's feet?"
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"No, they were just purple."
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"So?"
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"Back then, people were more close-minded about fashion."
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"And everything else."
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"Ooh, pretty."
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"Did you know that Esprit is French for "cool"?"
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"- Really? - No."
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"Just go ahead, I'll catch up."
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"What if someone kidnaps me?"
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"They'll return you in, like, five minutes."
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"You shouldn't be doing that."
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"Wait a second and shut up."
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"You said a swear."
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"I got a lot on my mind, Lizzy."
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