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Clips from One Of Us Is Lying - One of Us Is Dead (S01E01)

"- Have you thought about,"
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"I don't know, breaking up with her?"
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"- No, she knows that the one thing"
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"that I can't stand is a cheater."
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"She knows how my dad ruined my mom's life,"
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"how it completely fucked us, and she still just went"
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"right ahead and fucking took me for a fool."
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"* *"
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"You cross me, I'm gonna teach you a lesson."
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"- Well, why would I help you?"
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"- I mean, you remember the days when we would just daydream"
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"on all the ways we'd get back at the high school,"
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"you know, jocks and posers."
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"- I also remember the summer you got a gym membership,"
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"grew abs for brains,"
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"started hanging out with some jocks."
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"And I remember deservedly making fun of you for it."
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"[chuckles]"
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"And then you never spoke to me again."
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"I either prayed at the altar of Jake,"
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"or I didn't exist."
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"Well, I did,"
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"but only to be made fun of by you and your new jock buddies."
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"You're the biggest fake I know."
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"- I'm not you, Simon."
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"I'm not..."
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"I'm not strong enough to be different."
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"- Well, that's why we're not friends anymore."
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"* *"
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"You're gonna have to find someone else to help"
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"with your little revenge plot."
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"- [sighs]"
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"How about this?"
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"What if I dare you?"
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"- We're not 12. - [laughs]"
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"- And I remember how much trouble we got in"
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"when you used the magic words."
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"- Oh, come on, man, it was a blast and you know it."
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"That one time we changed every desktop wallpaper"
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"in the library to pictures of--what was it?"
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"- Hemorrhoids. - Hemorrhoids."
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"- It was assholes for the assholes."
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"- [laughs]"
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"- You remember the time you dared me"
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"to take peanut oil in gym class?"
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"Make it look like a jock poisoned me?"
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"- Too bad you chickened out. - Yeah, well,"
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"it wouldn't have worked anyway."
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"Poisoning is far too sophisticated"
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"for those idiots."
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"- Maybe that idea was just too ahead of its time."
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"I mean, think about it, nobody would've believed"
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"that they wanted to kill you back then."
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"But now?"
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"- Now what?"
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"- [scoffs]"
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"[sighs]"
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"A lot of assholes hate you, Simon."
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"I'm sure there's a few that you hate right back."
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"I've certainly got a candidate on my list."
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"- Yeah, after your party, I can think of a few."
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"But...we're not 12."
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"- Exactly. Now we're old enough."
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"We're smart enough to do it right."
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"* *"
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"I dare you."
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"- [scoffs]"
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"You're sick."
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"- Missed you, too."
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"[chuckles]"
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"[bicycle bell chimes]"
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"Babe."
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"* *"
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"I said I'd come pick you up."
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"- Yeah."
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"It's okay. I like riding my bike."
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"- Yeah, but people see you on that thing,"
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"they're going to think that I'm an asshole"
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"for not giving you a ride, Addy."
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"- [chuckles] Anyways, you look amazing."
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"- Mm. - And I was thinking,"
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"what if we both look amazing?"
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"What if we both dress as magicians?"
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"- [laughs] What?"
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"- Yeah, I brought my own costume."
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"We could be like Houdini and Ms. Houdini."
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"- Addy, we're going to look like a couple of penguins."
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"- But a bunny costume--"
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"- Yeah, a very, very cute and sexy bunny."
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"Look, I just wanted our first party back together"
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"to be picture perfect."
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"Is that too much to ask?"
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"Okay, look, if you'd rather us do your thing,"
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"I guess that's cool, too."
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"[gritty electronic music]"
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"[device chimes]"
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"- Hey, hey, hey, hey."
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"- Hey, Mother Vanessa."
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"- Oh, don't give me "Mother Vanessa.""
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"You are excommunicated."
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"You're just taking that bitch back?"
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"- Don't call her that, okay? She messed up once, all right?"
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"I think she learned her lesson."
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"- Well, didn't Ms. Avery learn her lesson?"
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"She's gonna be homeless, you know?"
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"And I am grounded."
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"I will be grounded"
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"once my parents get back from Puerto Vallarta."
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"- You want me to talk to 'em?"
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"Parents love me. You know this."
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"- Yes, text my mom."
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"- You're welcome."
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"Hi, welcome. Who are you?"
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"Hope you're not who I think you are."
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