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Clips from The Great North - Stools Rush in Adventure (S02E02)

"♪ I went through weeks and weeks and weeks ♪"
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"♪ Of Chrissy's butt cheeks on my back ♪"
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"And then your dad got a line ♪"
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"♪ And you thought that you were really gonna crack ♪"
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"But then, for a moment, the sea calmed."
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"I heard Chrissy's voice. Ew."
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"And I thought I'd finally get the part."
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"And maybe Steven's heart."
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"♪ But, no, she'll be up there on the stage ♪"
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"♪ And I'll be singing in the dark ♪"
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"♪ Oh, it's an exemplary typhoon ♪"
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"♪ The show must go on, so I must row on ♪"
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"In the exemplary ♪"
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"Typhoon. ♪"
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"Well, I guess tomorrow night"
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"I'm just gonna have to let myself drown"
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"in wave after wave of humiliation."
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"Couldn't you steer the boat towards Chrissy?"
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"In the spirit of friend..."
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"Towards Chrissy, yes!"
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"And then in front of Chrissy."
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"Uh, wait, what'd you say, Jude?"
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"Great idea, Alanis. I'm gonna come up from the pit"
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"and sing Chrissy's part standing in front of her,"
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"so everyone knows it's me"
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"and get Steven back. Thanks, Alanis."
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"No, no, no, no, no, no, nope, not what I meant."
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"Uh-oh, there she goes."
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"I sure hope my meringue waves don't collapse"
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"in the van on the way to the theater."
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"We're gonna need to drive slowly."
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"Wonderful, that will give me ample time"
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"to agonize over my one line."
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""Could be dangerous,""
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"or, "Could be dangerous!""
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"Mm, those both sound wrong."
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"Regardless of what you choose, we're gonna do a star wipe"
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"right there to really focus on you."
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"And we'll add a music cue, maybe Toni Braxton."
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"Well, I'm all set."
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"I watched the movies you guys recommended."
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"Home Alone, 127 Hours, and The Devil Wears Prada."
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"I've set up booby traps all around the house,"
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"packed water and snacks in my backpack"
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"in case I get trapped under a rock,"
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"and I'm prepared to throw my phone in a fountain"
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"to show Miranda Priestly that I am still my own woman."
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"I also watched Cast Away"
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"and then drew a face on this hockey puck,"
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"like Tom Hanks did with that volleyball."
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"So I'll be home alone, but not home a-lonely."
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"Ready Bobby readies better butter for the babies."
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"Ten minutes, everybody."
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"- Thank you, ten. - MS. McActors,"
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"if I can get your attention, please."
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"I just got word that Steven Huang"
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"and Fred Lombard, his understudy,"
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"were snow machining when an elk stepped into their path."
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"Oh, no, Steven! - MS. McThey're basically fine,"
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"but Fred has a concussion, and Steven sprained both of his feet"
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"and cannot dance or stand."
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"Since Steven is the lead and Fred is his understudy,"
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"my only option is to cancel the performance."
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"No!"
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"I love this. The drama,"
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"not the fact that Steven and Fred were in an accident."
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"My condolences."
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"Look at all those potatoes."
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"Being alone on Mars is easy."
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"Still no intruders."
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"You're nailing this, Moon."
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"Huh?"
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"Hey, squirrel, what are you doing in my bucket full of glue"
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"foot trap? It's for adult human burglars."
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"Whoa!"
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"Uh-oh."
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"Well, there's no getting out of here. I'm just that good."
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"Well, I guess I'll go out"
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"and tell the audience the show is canceled."
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"Ms. McNamara, wait. I..."
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"actually know all of Steven's lines and all of his songs."
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"- You do? - Yes, and everyone else's lines"
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"and all the choreography, and I memorized the program."
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"What I'm saying is, I can go on for Steven."
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"But you're supposed to sing for Chrissy from the pit."
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"Right, and I can still sing her song, but onstage."
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"I'll just turn my head upstage like this,"
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"- and Chrissy can move her mouth. - Amazing choice."
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"So, instead of singing in the pit,"
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"I'm going to be singing both leads"
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"onstage in front of everyone."
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"Yes, I guess you would be,"
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"and getting all the attention you were craving."
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"Well, does everyone want to go ahead with the show?"
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"- Okay, then. - Places, everyone."
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"Places, everyone. Why are you all just standing here?"
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"Stools, get onstage and crouch."
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"- Drop the pivoting fluke anchor. - Could be dangerous."
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"- Get it, Beef. - That's my dad!"
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"Martin, why don't you go grab two more nets from the dock?"
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"Whatever you need, Cap. I'm on it."
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"Remember, we got a boat to get ready,"
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"so no sneaking around with your girl."
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"Oh, right, my girl."
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"Tomorrow, I head out ♪"
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"♪ To the Grand Banks with this crew ♪"
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"♪ So, tonight, I wave goodbye to you ♪"
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"♪ It's not safe out there, that's what I truly believe ♪"
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"♪ Why don't you stay right here ♪"
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"I hate when you leave ♪"
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"♪ I'll be back, I always return ♪"
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"♪ Just tired and dirty with a sunburn ♪"
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"♪ You know you're my destiny, but what if ♪"
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"The worst happens? ♪"
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"♪ It's just the sea, so let's go out and have a brew ♪"
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"♪ 'Cause, tonight, I wave goodbye to you ♪"
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"- Put me down. - Are you kidding? They're eating it up."
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"Tonight ♪"
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"I wave ♪"
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"Goodbye ♪"
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