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Clips from Hamster & Gretel - Empower Failure/Oakey Dokey (S01E01)

"Yeah, but you've got me making all these twists and turns."
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"How am I supposed to remember all that?"
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"It's not that complicated. It's just three rights, and a left."
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"Three rights is a left. I think I should just go straight."
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"Gretel, which way is Hamster going?"
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"Hamster's following your twisty turny thing."
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"But I bet I can beat him there."
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"Wall punch! KEVIN: Gretel, no. Just..."
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"(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Ta-da!"
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"Okay, you beat me. But, look."
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"I made my own tunnel."
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"And I only just nicked the water. Ahh!"
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"Gretel! We don't know if you can breathe underwater yet!"
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"If you're just joining us,"
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"Hamster and Gretel have entered the pipe,"
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"but the water main has burst..."
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"KEVIN: (PANTING) We've got to lift..."
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"In a related story, a scrawny, 16-year-old boy"
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"is using his tiny muscles, not helping in any way, whatsoever."
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"(STRAINING) Hey, it's..."
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"(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, once again,"
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"Hamster and Gretel have saved the day."
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"Gretel, what did you do when the water main burst?"
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"Oh, that was easy. Hamster just drank all the water."
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"Wow, he must have been very thirsty. KEVIN: Ahh!"
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"(WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Well, at least now I don't have to take a shower."
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"And the van's almost dry."
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"So when do we get to be real superheroes? What do you mean?"
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"I mean, when do we get to fight crime"
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"and whoop up on the bad guys?"
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"What, you want me to send you into a bank robbery? No."
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"Come on. I bet I'm indestructible."
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"We are not testing that out."
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"Okay? It's dry."
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"Now you're just showing off."
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"Come on. I've got to get you to that mall appearance."
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"(PEOPLE CLAPPING) That's delightful."
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"Let's open it up for some questions from the audience."
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"Go ahead, young lady."
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"Yeah, this question is for Gretel."
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"My best friend looks just like you,"
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"and her name's Gretel."
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"Just like you."
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"And she has a hamster named Hamster."
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"Just like you."
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"I just want to know"
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"can you sign this T-shirt for her?"
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"Oh, sure, Bailey."
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"Yes. She's gonna love it so... Wait."
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"How do you know my name?"
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"Superpowers?"
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"That is..."
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"(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) ...awesome."
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"All right. Next question. MAN: Yeah, if you got..."
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"Hey. Hey."
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"So Gretel still hasn't told Bailey yet?"
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"I told her she couldn't."
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"I only told you because I knew you"
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"would never talk about it to anybody."
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"Right, because of my disdain for people."
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"Comic shop? Yeah, I think we got time."
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"Kind of random that you still read superhero stories"
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"when you're actually living one."
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"I'm not living one. Gretel is."
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"I'm superhero adjacent."
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"Speaking of which, she wants to fight actual crime now."
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"So? I put that police scanner app on your phone."
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"I know, but it's just too dangerous."
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"Wait..."
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"I know why you still like to come here."
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"Hiromi. (SHUSHING)"
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"Seriously, dude. You should just ask her out."
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"I'm working up to it."
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"(BEEPS)"
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"And The Vengeance Gather number 36."
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"Nice."
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"Yeah, I like to read those."
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"(GIGGLES) I figured. You're buying it and all."
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"(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"(SIGHS) Hiromi, Is that a Duck Boyz shirt?"
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"Yeah. I'm gonna watch the live broadcast"
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"of the concert tonight, along with everyone else in town."
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"I tried to get tickets but they were sold out."
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"Well, you know, my friend Sydney is their guitarist."
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"No way!"
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"I bet you got tickets."
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"I did actually. Two of them."
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"But as luck would have it, I can't go."
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"I was going to give my cousin Kevin here, one of them."
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"(GASPS) Would you like the other one?"
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"You guys could go together."
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"Wait. What just happened?"
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"You have a date with Hiromi."
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"You're welcome. Did you guys see that?"
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"Bailey was there. And I had to sign a T-shirt to myself."
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"Wow. So meta."
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"What's wrong with Kevin?"
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"I don't know. Puberty."
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"And then I actually got to meet her."
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"She was super nice and she was even more like you in person."
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"Thanks, Bailey. I love it."
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"You wanna stay over and watch a movie?"
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"Sure. Hey, where's Kevin?"
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"He's at a concert with a girl."
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"BOTH: Ooh!"
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"Should I wait for her outside or..."
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"Um, sure. But she's got her own ticket."
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"All right. She can already be inside."
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"How will I know? Well..."
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"You might have to go inside."
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"Should I go in, then? I think I'm gonna go in."
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"(CELL PHONE BEEPING) Wait, my police scanner app is going off."
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"What's it say? Well, let's see."
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"(STATIC BUZZING) (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"MAN: This is a message for the... Wait."
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"Why is my face dark?"
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"I'm just gonna... (FLICKING SWITCH)"
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