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Clips from Physical - Let's Do This Thing (S01E01)

No, I somehow have to fit into all these clothes we got

"No, I somehow have to fit into all these clothes we got"

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for this crazy whistle-stop tour we're on.

"for this crazy whistle-stop tour we're on."

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Stop. You look great.

"Stop. You look great."

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No. You didn't have any.

"No. You didn't have any."

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- I did. - No, you didn't.

"- I did. - No, you didn't."

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- I did. - You didn't have any cobbler.

"- I did. - You didn't have any cobbler."

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Don't think I didn't see.

"Don't think I didn't see."

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Just eat the fucking cobbler.

"Just eat the fucking cobbler."

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- Hi. - Hey.

"- Hi. - Hey."

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Did you know we have a future state assemblyman here?

"Did you know we have a future state assemblyman here?"

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Danny's running for office.

"Danny's running for office."

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- Yeah, that's right. - Hell of a platform too.

"- Yeah, that's right. - Hell of a platform too."

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Coastal conservation.

"Coastal conservation."

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He's gonna fight real estate developers.

"He's gonna fight real estate developers."

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Great idea. Where have I heard that before?

"Great idea. Where have I heard that before?"

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- Wow, that's so exciting. - So happy.

"- Wow, that's so exciting. - So happy."

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Listen,

"Listen,"

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we were gonna save this news for later, but might as well.

"we were gonna save this news for later, but might as well."

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We are expecting.

"We are expecting."

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A baby.

"A baby."

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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- That's fantastic. Another round. - That's amazing.

"- That's fantastic. Another round. - That's amazing."

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She's not even fat. She's pregnant. You stupid cow.

"She's not even fat. She's pregnant. You stupid cow."

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I spoke to the Hausers,

"I spoke to the Hausers,"

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and they said if I'm up to the task…

"and they said if I'm up to the task…"

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they're up for the endorsement.

"they're up for the endorsement."

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Wow.

"Wow."

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That's huge.

"That's huge."

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I feel like he's putting on weight.

"I feel like he's putting on weight."

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Yeah, I just gotta come and speak to his group.

"Yeah, I just gotta come and speak to his group."

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Dust off the old soapbox.

"Dust off the old soapbox."

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That's excellent news. I'm so happy to hear.

"That's excellent news. I'm so happy to hear."

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He's definitely put on some weight.

"He's definitely put on some weight."

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Gotta start making the rounds too.

"Gotta start making the rounds too."

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You know, glad-hand all the democratic machers. Let 'em know I'm a contender.

"You know, glad-hand all the democratic machers. Let 'em know I'm a contender."

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Do I have a suit? I have to write a speech too. Shit.

"Do I have a suit? I have to write a speech too. Shit."

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The one from your dad's funeral.

"The one from your dad's funeral."

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You want me to use the speech from my dad's funeral?

"You want me to use the speech from my dad's funeral?"

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The suit.

"The suit."

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Right.

"Right."

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My funeral suit.

"My funeral suit."

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I buried both my parents in that thing.

"I buried both my parents in that thing."

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But you know what? That Shakespeare quote.

"But you know what? That Shakespeare quote."

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That might actually work.

"That might actually work."

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You don't think it's too dark?

"You don't think it's too dark?"

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I don't think so.

"I don't think so."

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"He was a man. Take him for all in all."

""He was a man. Take him for all in all.""

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No, I'm talking about the suit.

"No, I'm talking about the suit."

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Is it too formal?

"Is it too formal?"

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You know, are people gonna see me as some…

"You know, are people gonna see me as some…"

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Choking.

"Choking."

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…phony?

"…phony?"

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Some scrawny Jewish poser from Berkeley

"Some scrawny Jewish poser from Berkeley"

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trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes?

"trying to pull the wool over everyone's eyes?"

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Tell him how he can disgust you.

"Tell him how he can disgust you."

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The way he eats.

"The way he eats."

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His balls.

"His balls."

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How he sweats when he fucks you.

"How he sweats when he fucks you."

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I think they'll see you for what you are.

"I think they'll see you for what you are."

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A man with intellect and substance.

"A man with intellect and substance."

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A born leader.

"A born leader."

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You know what you are?

"You know what you are?"

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You are the bassline.

"You are the bassline."

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Underneath the melody.

"Underneath the melody."

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Undetectable at times, but necessary.

"Undetectable at times, but necessary."

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You know that?

"You know that?"

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Without you, there's no song.

"Without you, there's no song."

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There's nothing.

"There's nothing."

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We're gonna need money.

"We're gonna need money."

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If we're gonna take on Breem and his cronies,

"If we're gonna take on Breem and his cronies,"

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at least a grand to even get on the ballot.

"at least a grand to even get on the ballot."

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Then from there, we can start to fundraise.

"Then from there, we can start to fundraise."

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We've got it in our savings. We absolutely do.

"We've got it in our savings. We absolutely do."

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What are we holding onto that for anyways?

"What are we holding onto that for anyways?"

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You're not holding onto it.

"You're not holding onto it."

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You ate it and flushed it down the toilet, you pig.

"You ate it and flushed it down the toilet, you pig."

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Big riptide today. Look at that guy out there.

"Big riptide today. Look at that guy out there."

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How long until he finds out what you've done?

"How long until he finds out what you've done?"

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- You're just gonna wear yourself out! - Five, four,

"- You're just gonna wear yourself out! - Five, four,"

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- three… - Gotta go parallel to the shore.

"- three… - Gotta go parallel to the shore."

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…two,

"…two,"

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- one. - Amateurs.

"- one. - Amateurs."

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I'd like to check my balance, please.

"I'd like to check my balance, please."

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Sweetie. I'll just put you down.

"Sweetie. I'll just put you down."

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All right. Stay calm. Stay cool.

"All right. Stay calm. Stay cool."

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Be just a moment.

"Be just a moment."

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I'm sure we have some cash.

"I'm sure we have some cash."

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I know there's an ATM machine.

"I know there's an ATM machine."

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I just, you know, wanted to talk to a human being.

"I just, you know, wanted to talk to a human being."

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Call me old-fashioned.

"Call me old-fashioned."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Next customer, please.

"Next customer, please."

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Actually, I'm sorry. Could I get a copy of my recent

"Actually, I'm sorry. Could I get a copy of my recent"

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history?

"history?"

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Anything else you need? Because…

"Anything else you need? Because…"

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Well, I would like to make a withdrawal.

"Well, I would like to make a withdrawal."

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How much do you need?

"How much do you need?"

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Fifty dollars.

"Fifty dollars."

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Fifty plus 50 plus 50 plus 50 plus...

"Fifty plus 50 plus 50 plus 50 plus..."

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You fat fuck! You fat fuck! You fat, fat, fat fuck!

"You fat fuck! You fat fuck! You fat, fat, fat fuck!"

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Hello, are you in there? Are you okay?

"Hello, are you in there? Are you okay?"

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Hi. Yes. I'm sorry. I just didn't get enough...

"Hi. Yes. I'm sorry. I just didn't get enough..."

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- Breakfast. - Sleep.

"- Breakfast. - Sleep."

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No. Anyway, so when Ernie told me that Danny was asking about support,

"No. Anyway, so when Ernie told me that Danny was asking about support,"

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I was so excited.

"I was so excited."

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Who's Ernie?

"Who's Ernie?"

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My husband.

"My husband."

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Yes.

"Yes."

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Chairman of the San Diego Civics Club.

"Chairman of the San Diego Civics Club."

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They pretty much decide who is and isn't getting campaign support.

"They pretty much decide who is and isn't getting campaign support."

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I thought I told you this. No, I know I did. Yeah.

"I thought I told you this. No, I know I did. Yeah."

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Yes, yes. No, of course.

"Yes, yes. No, of course."

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But yeah, you weren't listening to me 'cause I'm a boring, fat housewife,

"But yeah, you weren't listening to me 'cause I'm a boring, fat housewife,"

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who's like, "Why do you talk all the time?"

"who's like, "Why do you talk all the time?""

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No. Don't say that. You look great.

"No. Don't say that. You look great."

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Thank you. It's a new dress.

"Thank you. It's a new dress."

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That's exactly who she is. Fat. Boring.

"That's exactly who she is. Fat. Boring."

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Who would listen to her? Who would want to fuck her?

"Who would listen to her? Who would want to fuck her?"

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That's where you're headed. That's where you'll end up.

"That's where you're headed. That's where you'll end up."

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I'm so sorry. I have to go.

"I'm so sorry. I have to go."

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