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Clips from The Monkees - Don't Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (S01E01)

"I think we have to feed the south forty."
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"Feed the chickens to the cow."
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"Boy, is this great! Do I feel like a farmer!"
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"It's terrific, man. I feel great!"
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"How about you, Peter? How you doing?"
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"- How about it, Pete? - Pete?"
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"- Pete? - Where is he?"
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"- Are you there, Peter? - Pete?"
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"- Pete? - Pete?"
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"- Morning, Fisher. - Morning."
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"I hear you got some city slickers working for you."
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"Pete?"
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"A leg. A leg. A leg. A leg. There's a leg."
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"Peter! Pete?"
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"Nevermind, Peter. Go to sleep."
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"Good night, Peter."
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"Hey, bet they'll slop my hog."
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"This doesn't make sense. How can I feed the hogs if there aren't any around here?"
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"Oh, Peter. Now, why do you think Mr. Fisher taught us the hog call?"
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"You mean that sooey-sooey thing?"
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"Yeah, the sooey-sooey thing. Now, see, you yell that real loud, and all the"
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"pigs come running over, oink, oink, oink!"
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"This little piggy goes to Peter. This little piggy goes to Micky."
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"All the pigs in the world come over right to here. Go ahead, try it."
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"- Mi, mi-mi mi-mi mi-mi. - Oh, no, no."
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"I was just warming up!"
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"Watch. Sooey-sooey! Sooey! Sooey-sooey-sooey-sooey! Sooey! Sooey!"
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"Sooey! sooey! Sooey-sooey! Sooey-sooey! Sooey! Sooey-sooey-sooey!"
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"Okay, you guys. I heard that. Now what have you got in there?"
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"Sooey! Sooey! Sooey-sooey-sooey! Sooey!"
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"Now, why don't you try the chicken call?"
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"Hey! Don't let the chickens go!"
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"I got one! I got one! I got-here, hold it."
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"You know what, it's just as well the hogs didn't come."
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"Why's that?"
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"I forgot their food."
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"Man, I think I've had it."
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"Hog call."
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"Chicken call."
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"See if you can't do this right. Go milk the cow. See that you fill this."
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"Boy, that just proves how far out in the country we are."
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"What do you mean?"
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"The milkman doesn't even deliver here."
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"I guess, uh, I guess I better go warn the cow."
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"Hey, Davy?"
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"No heartaches felt, no long and lonely"
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"Nights of waiting, finally won me Happiness that's all rolled up in you"
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"And now with you as inspiration I look toward a destination"
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"Sunny bright that once before was blue"
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"I have no more than I did before"
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"But now I've got all that I need"
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"For I love you and I know you love me"
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"So take my hand I'll start my journey Free from all the helpless worry"
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"That besets a man when he's alone"
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"For strength is mine when we're together And with you I know I'll never"
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"Have to pass the high road for the low"
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"I have no more than I did before"
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"But now I've got all that I need"
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"For I love you and I know you love me"
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"I have no more than I did before"
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"But now I've got all that I need"
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"For I love you and I know you love me"
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"Yes, I love you and"
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"I... know... you... love... me!"
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"Get your things and, and-and get out!"
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"Well, we have to go now, Jonathan. I guess we didn't help much anyway."
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"I don't know what we can do now."
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"We can't pay for the horse, and our landlord won't let us keep him."
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"What's the matter, boys? Why so down in the mouth?"
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"It's my horse, Jeremy; Pa says I can't keep him."
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"Why should you want him anyway? He's not good for anything except eating."
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"That's not true."
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"Get yourself a real horse, like my Charlemagne."
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"Look, I've ridden his horse, and he moves along alright."
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"Is that right? Just how'd you like to prove it?"
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"What do you mean?"
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"I'll bet you a hundred dollars my Charlemagne"
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"beats the daylights out of your nag."
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"We don't have a hundred dollars."
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"How about my hundred against that guitar there?"
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"Please, Davy, you could win. Please."
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"What do you say, fellas?"
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"Okay, you've got a bet."
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"Alright, baby. I want you to ride 'em hard, and I want you to ride 'em low, right?"
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"Low."
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"Yeah. Now listen, I want you to long portion, come in strong."
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"Now, ride 'em low, baby. Gotta get down there low, like that."
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"Yeah, yeah, yeah, now. Give 'em a little whip on the side,"
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"little whip on the side, baby. Yeah, and then you gotta ride"
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"it hard, and you gotta ride it-he might get you in the side there."
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"You gotta watch them turns. Pull it hard on the turns."
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"- Hold it, hold it. - Yeah."
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"No, no, man, he's nervous, man, really."
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"Oh!"
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"How do you feel?"
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"Uh, I feel okay, you know, I just got some sand in my boot."
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"Oh. Pete? He's got some sand in his boot."
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"- Well, oh. - Sit down on the ground here."
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"Hey fellas, come on. Do it."
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"No, just-we can do it. We can get the sand out."
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"Here you go. Oh. You got it? Go!"
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"You're mad, you all-give me me boot. This is ridiculous."
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"Hey, come on, baby."
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"Come here, boy. Whoa. Yeah. You probably got more sense"
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"than all of them put together. We're gonna win, boy, don't worry."
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"All the king's horses and all the king's men"
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"They couldn't put my broken heart back together again"
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"I woke up this morning, and this is what I found"
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"You had gone and left me and you never even made a farewell sound"
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"All the king's horses and all the king's men"
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"They couldn't put my broken heart back together again"
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"I asked your friends about you, and this is what they said"
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""She can live without you, she's gonna find a man with money instead""
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"All the king's horses and all the king's men"
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"They couldn't put my broken heart back together again"
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"Someday, you will know the meaning of a love that's true"
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"But when you find out, I won't be around to share it with you"
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"All the king's horses and all the king's men, hey, yeah yeah"
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"They couldn't put my broken heart back together again, no, no, no"
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"All the king's horses and all the king's men, hey, yeah yeah"
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