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Clips from Z: The Beginning of Everything - The Right Side of Paradise (S01E01)

This is not coming from me.

"This is not coming from me."

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But some are complaining of a draft.

"But some are complaining of a draft."

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To think, I could be dead by now.

"To think, I could be dead by now."

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Well, nevertheless, you stole my last cigarette.

"Well, nevertheless, you stole my last cigarette."

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Absolutely not.

"Absolutely not."

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Try not to die a liar.

"Try not to die a liar."

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Not to worry, gentlemen.

"Not to worry, gentlemen."

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Everything is under control.

"Everything is under control."

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Carry on. A-ha!

"Carry on. A-ha!"

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Take that, prohibition.

"Take that, prohibition."

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Where would we be if not for private clubs.

"Where would we be if not for private clubs."

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Out of work.

"Out of work."

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Right. Totally unacceptable.

"Right. Totally unacceptable."

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Daylight. Fitzgerald, always jump in the daylight.

"Daylight. Fitzgerald, always jump in the daylight."

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Draws a much bigger crowd.

"Draws a much bigger crowd."

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Although, the splat is far more indecorous.

"Although, the splat is far more indecorous."

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To wit, Martin Baxter's high dive of Holder Hall.

"To wit, Martin Baxter's high dive of Holder Hall."

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Where's the trade off, then? Hm? Dealer's choice.

"Where's the trade off, then? Hm? Dealer's choice."

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- Thank you, brethren. - Noted.

"- Thank you, brethren. - Noted."

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What say you, Townsend?

"What say you, Townsend?"

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They don't have much lift.

"They don't have much lift."

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Perhaps they have aptitude.

"Perhaps they have aptitude."

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Or just... family.

"Or just... family."

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Dear God. I have neither.

"Dear God. I have neither."

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No need to marry, my friend.

"No need to marry, my friend."

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There's always champagne.

"There's always champagne."

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I swear. You are the worst shot

"I swear. You are the worst shot"

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I've ever seen, John Sellers.

"I've ever seen, John Sellers."

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That's why we have lots of ammo, Zelda Sayre.

"That's why we have lots of ammo, Zelda Sayre."

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Allow me.

"Allow me."

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Oh, you think you're pretty good, do you?

"Oh, you think you're pretty good, do you?"

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I am deadly accurate in everything I do.

"I am deadly accurate in everything I do."

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Old Mr. Chads here.

"Old Mr. Chads here."

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The meanest teacher I ever had.

"The meanest teacher I ever had."

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- Oh, he was harmless. - Mm-mm.

"- Oh, he was harmless. - Mm-mm."

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Easy for you to say, he liked you.

"Easy for you to say, he liked you."

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That's because he never knew

"That's because he never knew"

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I was the one puttin' gum on his seat.

"I was the one puttin' gum on his seat."

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Oh, that was you?

"Oh, that was you?"

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He'd jump up all wiggly and squirmy,

"He'd jump up all wiggly and squirmy,"

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grabbin' at his backside,

"grabbin' at his backside,"

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th-- that squeaky little voice of his

"th-- that squeaky little voice of his"

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cooing like a pigeon. Ooh, ooh.

"cooing like a pigeon. Ooh, ooh."

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Ooh!

"Ooh!"

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Social studies.

"Social studies."

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Why do we even need to know the state capitols?

"Why do we even need to know the state capitols?"

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I'm never going to Kansas.

"I'm never going to Kansas."

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Topeka.

"Topeka."

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Show off.

"Show off."

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Vermont.

"Vermont."

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Montpelier.

"Montpelier."

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Wyoming.

"Wyoming."

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Cheyenne.

"Cheyenne."

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Deadly accurate.

"Deadly accurate."

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Come on, come on, come on, come on.

"Come on, come on, come on, come on."

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Shh.

"Shh."

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Let me get the door.

"Let me get the door."

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We'll crawl in.

"We'll crawl in."

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It's probably time I was gettin' home.

"It's probably time I was gettin' home."

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No, but it's still early.

"No, but it's still early."

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All right, then.

"All right, then."

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It's only a block away.

"It's only a block away."

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Well, it feels like you're runnin' away.

"Well, it feels like you're runnin' away."

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No.

"No."

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Just walkin'.

"Just walkin'."

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'Night, John Sellers.

"'Night, John Sellers."

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Goodnight, Zelda Sayre.

"Goodnight, Zelda Sayre."

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It's the damnedest thing, Townsend.

"It's the damnedest thing, Townsend."

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Zelda writes how much she misses me,

"Zelda writes how much she misses me,"

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and then she says that she's going off to Cotillion

"and then she says that she's going off to Cotillion"

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with Peyton, Patton, Perry--

"with Peyton, Patton, Perry--"

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A girl has to keep her options open.

"A girl has to keep her options open."

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What do you write back?

"What do you write back?"

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Frankly, I think it's extremely inconsiderate of her

"Frankly, I think it's extremely inconsiderate of her"

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to even expect me to.

"to even expect me to."

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I mean, she's the one that's insisting that

"I mean, she's the one that's insisting that"

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I rewrite my novel before she'll marry me.

"I rewrite my novel before she'll marry me."

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Which you've done.

"Which you've done."

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And I'm doing again.

"And I'm doing again."

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Once I get off to a good start, that is.

"Once I get off to a good start, that is."

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Hm.

"Hm."

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I just need to show her that I can do it.

"I just need to show her that I can do it."

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Hell, she knows I can. I know I can.

"Hell, she knows I can. I know I can."

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But until then...

"But until then..."

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why not send her a note?

"why not send her a note?"

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She's quite aware of how I feel, Townsend.

"She's quite aware of how I feel, Townsend."

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In my experience--

"In my experience--"

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Women like to be reminded.

"Women like to be reminded."

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Oh, you're so like a man, Townsend.

"Oh, you're so like a man, Townsend."

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Is it possible that you are the worst friend

"Is it possible that you are the worst friend"

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a fellow has ever had?

"a fellow has ever had?"

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And thank you for picking up my tab tonight.

"And thank you for picking up my tab tonight."

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Oh, no, thank Winston.

"Oh, no, thank Winston."

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I signed his name to everything.

"I signed his name to everything."

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So you see, dearest Scott,

"So you see, dearest Scott,"

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I worry that I'll never do anything of import,

"I worry that I'll never do anything of import,"

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for I'm much too lazy to care

"for I'm much too lazy to care"

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whether a thing is done or not.

"whether a thing is done or not."

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All I truly want is to be young always,

"All I truly want is to be young always,"

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and to feel that my life is my own.

"and to feel that my life is my own."

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Tildy says the people of New York

"Tildy says the people of New York"

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all have different kind of accents.

"all have different kind of accents."

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The likes of which she's never heard.

"The likes of which she's never heard."

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Plenty of different accents around here.

"Plenty of different accents around here."

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You mean, like, Mississippi and Georgia?

"You mean, like, Mississippi and Georgia?"

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They are different.

"They are different."

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Are they not?

"Are they not?"

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I think Tildy's talkin' about

"I think Tildy's talkin' about"

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non-southern type accents, Daddy.

"non-southern type accents, Daddy."

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Yes, Tootsie, I understand.

"Yes, Tootsie, I understand."

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- We about done here? - Zelda, honey.

"- We about done here? - Zelda, honey."

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Could you post this for me?

"Could you post this for me?"

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I suppose so.

"I suppose so."

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The streets are filled to the brim

"The streets are filled to the brim"

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with people and cars and buses and trolleys.

"with people and cars and buses and trolleys."

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It's all one big swirl.

"It's all one big swirl."

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Nothin' to love about the big city.

"Nothin' to love about the big city."

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I think it sounds exciting.

"I think it sounds exciting."

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Yet you passed on your chance.

"Yet you passed on your chance."

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Which is to our good fortune.

"Which is to our good fortune."

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