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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Foxcroft Academy for Boys (S03E03)

"He's not a dog!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Maybe we're going about this all wrong."
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"Oh, I'm sure of that."
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"While the rest of the kids are in class,"
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"maybe we should go check out Timothy's dorm room,"
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"we may find some clues."
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"-Or money or something. -(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)"
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"(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)"
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"(BOY LAUGHS)"
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"Okay, I found out something."
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"Oh, good. What is it?"
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"Okay, uh, there's a tradition"
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"that all the first years do,"
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"where they go out in the woods behind the school at night and they have a party."
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"Mmm! Well, that sounds fun."
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"No, it's not a regular party. It's a..."
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"Um, I don't want to say it. It's..."
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"It's a..."
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"Jack-off party, okay?"
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"They call it a jack-off party."
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"Still sounds fun. What?"
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"What the (BLEEP) is a jack-off party?"
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"Apparently, it's a party where all the boys, you know,"
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"jack-off."
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"And I guess curfew's at 11:00, so they all stopped at 10:45, so they could get back,"
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"except Timothy who just kept going."
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"They said they tried to get him to stop, but he refused, so,"
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"they just left him in the woods"
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"to jack-off."
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"For a person who seems incredibly uncomfortable saying, "Jack-off,""
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"it seems weird you threw in that last one."
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"So did anyone go looking for him this morning?"
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"Yes, and he wasn't there."
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"I bet a bear ate him."
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"Aren't bears attracted to semen?"
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"I know sharks are."
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"I learned that the hard way."
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"Well, let's go."
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"Ah, Michael!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"We got to get ready for Thanksgiving."
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"I got this talk show appearance coming up."
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"Next thing you know, it's Christmas."
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"This is just a crazy time of the year, man."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"A boy is missing!"
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"I said we're out of here, Marquess!"
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"Now shut the (BLEEP) up,"
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"get in the (BLEEP) van and let's get the (BLEEP) out of here."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"I'm sorry, Marquess. I think I lashed out"
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"because I'm just distraught over this little missing boy"
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"and the fact that we were just going to give up on him."
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"Oh, well that was your idea, wasn't it?"
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"Do you think this is the spot?"
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"I think so."
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"They said the big maple tree with the knot in it."
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"Ugh, I can't imagine what that hole is filled with."
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"You can't imagine?"
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"It's obvious, it's filled with semen!"
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"Semen from a bunch of teenage boys!"
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"-Okay. -BOY: (ECHOING) Help!"
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"-(GASPS) -BOY: (ECHOING) Help!"
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"Help me! Someone!"
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"Help! Help!"
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"(GASPS) Timothy?"
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"Timothy, is that you?"
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"TIMOTHY: Yes, it's me! Help!"
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"What the (BLEEP) are you doing in there?"
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"TIMOTHY: (STAMMERING) I don't remember."
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"Timothy, here. Take my hand."
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"(STRUGGLING)"
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"-(SQUELCHING) -(GASPING)"
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"Oh, Timothy, just... Oh, who grabbed me?"
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"-You've got him? -MARQUESS: I... Oh, he's too slippery!"
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"-Ahhh! -(GROANS)"
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"Are you okay?"
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"Yes, uh, I think so."
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"Just soaked in ejaculate, huh?"
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"-(WIND WHOOSHING) -Ahhh!"
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"-(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) -(BRANCHES CREAKING)"
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"YUNG HEE: It's alive!"
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"THE TREE: Yes, I am alive!"
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"For 200 years, bullies have gathered here"
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"and planted their seeds."
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"And last night one of those seeds germinated."
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"Thank you, Timothy."
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"Thank you for giving me life!"
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"You have magic seed in you."
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"Use it wisely."
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"But for the rest of those boys..."
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"The boys who used me"
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"for nothing but their own pleasure!"
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"I'll get every last one and snatch off their peckers."
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"Snatch off their peckers, every one!"
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"I guess that's the Tree of Life."
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"Now let's get you boys back to school."
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"(GROANS)"
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"PIGEON: Hey, were you scared?"
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"When the tree came to life?"
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"Oh, no, earlier."
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"When Mike almost beat the shit out of you."
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"I mean, that was crazy."
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"You know, he can (BLEEP) kill you?"
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"He could kill all of us."
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"-I think sometimes we forget that that's Mike Tyson. -MIKE: Hey!"
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"Let's pick up the mother (BLEEP) pace back there."
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"PIGEON: Okay, moving on. MARQUESS: Sorry, Michael."
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"PIGEON: Moving on. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)"
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"(ENGINE REVVING)"
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"-(TIRES SCREECHING) -(WOMAN GASPS)"
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"THE TREE: Are you Douglas Wills?"
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"The Douglas Wills that attended Foxcroft Academy for Boys,"
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"class of 1981?"
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"-(GASPS) -(BOTH SCREAM)"
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"(STAMMERS) Yes, yes, yes!"
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"(GASPS)"
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"(SCREAMS)"
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"-THE TREE: Pull down your pants. -What?"
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"Ahhh!"
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