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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Timechair (S04E04)

"- Here. Oh... what the fuck? - Yes!"
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"- All right! - What are you talking about?"
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"What, man? We track the iPhone,"
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"intercept the truck, and then it's on to phase two,"
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"which... I'm not sure what that is yet, but I'm open for suggestions."
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"You have to have an iPhone to track an iPhone."
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"- Doesn't Adam have an iPhone? - No, I have a BlackBerry touch."
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"In fact, I dropped it in a toilet recently, so I no longer have that."
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"I've been giving chicks, like, Ders' number,"
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"- saying that I have a Butler. - What?"
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"Okay, I haven't gotten one call for you."
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"- Yeah, right. - I haven't."
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"- Sarah hasn't called. - No."
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"- Jessica. - Mm-mm."
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"- Parker. - She did not."
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"Sarah Jessica Parker."
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"Okay, yeah, I was fooled. Freakin' chicks, right?"
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"Dudes, I've got an idea."
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"But it means we have to work together."
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"Fine. I don't care. I'll work together. So we'll share the chair."
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"- All right, I will too. - And so will I. Hey, guys,"
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""chairing" is caring."
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"Psych. Not funny to me."
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"Okay, what's your plan, hmm, tough guy?"
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"Well, it involves a lot of running,"
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"but I just saw the dude turn right, and I think I know"
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"where we can cut him off. Come on, let's go. Wait... skip to save energy."
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"Hmm? Okay."
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"I'm just gonna jog."
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"Yes, very good. I look fully hit and run."
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"- Good phase two, Beezer. - Thank you, thank you, thank you."
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"You know, I've had a subscription to Fangoria magazine for quite a while now,"
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"and, you know, you pick up some tricks"
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"and tips from here and there and time to time."
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"Okay, Adam, would you... Don't eat the bone."
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"- What are you doing? - Sorry. I just wanted to see what it tastes like."
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"- Come on, man! - Yo, dudes, dudes, dudes!"
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"- Tastes like garlic bread. - Here he comes."
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"- Light turned green... let's go. - All right, all right."
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"Okay, showtime. Moan, moan a lot."
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"Yes, yes, okay."
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"Oh, God, help."
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"- Hey. - I've been hit by a car."
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"Adam, less sexual, more pain."
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"Yeah, no, this is my pain."
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"If you heard my sex noises, you'd bust in your drawers, dude."
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"Of course we would. Now focus!"
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, God, help! Oh, help me."
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"Ah, shoot, man. You all right?"
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"Oh, I was hit by a car, and it just drove away."
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"- Is that your bone? - Oh, everything hurts."
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"Oh, that's... that's terrible. All right, look."
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"- I'm gonna call... - I did a lot of running earlier"
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"so I've got some soreness in my quads as well."
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"Hey, 911, yeah, there's a... I have an emergency."
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"Um, there's a guy on the... on the road, and, uh, and there's, uh, uh, um,"
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"cars driving by. He got hit."
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"Oh, God."
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"I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but his... it looks like it's his arm."
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"It's... there's a... there's a..."
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"A bone jagging out, and it's bl..."
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"It's got blood and stuff all over it."
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"I-I don't know. You want... You want me to apply pressure?"
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"- Yeah, I don't want to touch it, but... All right. - Oh, it hurts."
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"I gotta apply pressure. I got some towels in my truck."
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"- Just don't go to the light. - Oh, no! No! No towels!"
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"Please, no towels!"
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"- Ders. - What's up, dude?"
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"Check it out, check it out."
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"- Got your phone. Bazinga. - I don't care."
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"- Just grab the rope, okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Oh, the pressure. It hurts so much."
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"He says it hurts too much."
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"I'm parched."
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"Oh, I need some electrolytes."
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"Some Budweiser energy, maybe some "b","
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""b" to the "e" at the store down there. If you could run to the store down there..."
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"Look, the lady says if I don't apply pressure, you're gonna die."
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"Is that what the lady says?"
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"Tell that lady to..."
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"Suck a diack!"
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"And then he just ran away."
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"Yeah, he ran off."
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"I don't know, eating his arm."
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"It's like that movie, yeah, with the zombie..."
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"Zombie Apocalypse, yeah, exactly like that."
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"- Oh, yes! - All right!"
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"- Yeah, we did it! - We got a chair!"
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"Elbow."
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"- Yeah! - We did it!"
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"Oh, my God, you see me acting with that dude? I was acting so hard."
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"We're gonna lower her down, baby."
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"- Put her down. - Here she comes."
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"All right, nice and easy. It's a precious cargo here."
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"Nice..."
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"What a beauty."
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"Can't wait to share her with you guys."
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"- Yeah. - It's a delicate machine."
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"I love you again."
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"Oh, hey, pull it up!"
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"- No, no, no! - Oh, no!"
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"No, no!"
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"{pub}Whoa. Are you guys okay? You look like hell."
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"- What the hell happened to you? - Nothing happened to us."
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"Except for having the worst lunch of our entire freaking existences."
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"Pretty bad. Could've been great. Could've been very great,"
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"but it slipped through our fingers and shattered in the road, so..."
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"Alice, you ever had a dream,"
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"and that dream was hit by a semi and exploded on impact?"
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"No, can't say that I have. Look,"
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"I don't know what happened to you guys,"
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"but I might have some news that could cheer you up."
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"I thought a lot about what you said about not feeling appreciated,"
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"and I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you might be right."
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"So, as a little "thank you,""
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"I'm getting the office the massage chair from the bulletin board."
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"- No. - What?"
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"Yeah. Pretty cool, right?"
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"Massages for everyone."
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