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Clips from Cheers - Chambers vs. Malone (S05E05)

Go on, Miss chambers.

"Go on, Miss chambers."

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The next thing i know, The accu--sam--

"The next thing i know, The accu--sam--"

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Is chasing me Down the street,

"Is chasing me Down the street,"

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For six blocks To be exact,

"For six blocks To be exact,"

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Until i tripped And fell,

"Until i tripped And fell,"

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Thus sustaining My injuries--

"Thus sustaining My injuries--"

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A bruised thigh And a wrenched neck.

"A bruised thigh And a wrenched neck."

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Did he hit you Or push you In any way?

"Did he hit you Or push you In any way?"

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Well, no, Not exactly.

"Well, no, Not exactly."

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Look, miss chambers, It doesn't appear

"Look, miss chambers, It doesn't appear"

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Mr. Malone is Directly responsible For your injuries.

"Mr. Malone is Directly responsible For your injuries."

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Now, is there any way I could persuade you

"Now, is there any way I could persuade you"

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To drop the charges Against him?

"To drop the charges Against him?"

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I have A solution,

"I have A solution,"

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If it pleases The court.

"If it pleases The court."

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If you can get us Out of this.

"If you can get us Out of this."

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It absolutely thrills The court.

"It absolutely thrills The court."

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What if my client Proposes to her again?

"What if my client Proposes to her again?"

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Yes, i could--

"Yes, i could--"

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Are you crazy?

"Are you crazy?"

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I like the idea.

"I like the idea."

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Does the state Have any objections To his proposing?

"Does the state Have any objections To his proposing?"

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None, your honor.

"None, your honor."

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How about it, Miss chambers? This all right with you?

"How about it, Miss chambers? This all right with you?"

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I suppose It would be all right,

"I suppose It would be all right,"

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If it were A sincere proposal.

"If it were A sincere proposal."

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Well, i guess it's Your move, mr. Malone.

"Well, i guess it's Your move, mr. Malone."

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You mean i have To propose to her

"You mean i have To propose to her"

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To keep from Going to jail,

"To keep from Going to jail,"

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Where i Wouldn't be going In the first place

"Where i Wouldn't be going In the first place"

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If she'd said yes To any one of my 3 Proposals?

"If she'd said yes To any one of my 3 Proposals?"

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That's a very ironic way Of putting it.

"That's a very ironic way Of putting it."

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Now, which is it going to be, A wedding or a trial?

"Now, which is it going to be, A wedding or a trial?"

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How long would i Have to be in jail?

"How long would i Have to be in jail?"

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Diane, Will you marry me?

"Diane, Will you marry me?"

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That didn't sound Very sincere.

"That didn't sound Very sincere."

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I ask the court, Did that sound sincere?

"I ask the court, Did that sound sincere?"

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No, it didn't.

"No, it didn't."

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Try again.

"Try again."

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You have no idea What you're Sentencing me to.

"You have no idea What you're Sentencing me to."

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Mr. Malone, come up here,

"Mr. Malone, come up here,"

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And let's get This over with.

"And let's get This over with."

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Diane...

"Diane..."

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Will you marry me?

"Will you marry me?"

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Ok.

"Ok."

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Case dismissed.

"Case dismissed."

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Congratulations.

"Congratulations."

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All rise.

"All rise."

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What do you know? I got you off.

"What do you know? I got you off."

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Thank you, tom.

"Thank you, tom."

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All in a day's work, Sammy, my boy.

"All in a day's work, Sammy, my boy."

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You're looking At thomas babson, Esquire.

"You're looking At thomas babson, Esquire."

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Undefeated.

"Undefeated."

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Oh, tom,

"Oh, tom,"

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If you've got Any time next week, My trees need pruning.

"If you've got Any time next week, My trees need pruning."

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How about saturday?

"How about saturday?"

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Fine, fine.

"Fine, fine."

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Well, i guess i don't Need this for a while.

"Well, i guess i don't Need this for a while."

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Sam...I'm sorry.

"Sam...I'm sorry."

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I guess i got A little carried away.

"I guess i got A little carried away."

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I wanted to... Expose our relationship

"I wanted to... Expose our relationship"

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To the scrutiny Of the court.

"To the scrutiny Of the court."

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God knows i've tried To figure it out.

"God knows i've tried To figure it out."

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I'm at a complete loss.

"I'm at a complete loss."

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It makes perfect Sense to me.

"It makes perfect Sense to me."

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You want me To propose to you,

"You want me To propose to you,"

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I propose to you.

"I propose to you."

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You say no.

"You say no."

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I say, "Fine, i never want To see you again."

"I say, "Fine, i never want To see you again.""

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You drive me nuts Telling me you want Me to propose again.

"You drive me nuts Telling me you want Me to propose again."

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I do. You turn me down.

"I do. You turn me down."

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Next thing i know, I'm in court of law

"Next thing i know, I'm in court of law"

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Where i've got to Propose to you Or i'll go to jail.

"Where i've got to Propose to you Or i'll go to jail."

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It's the classic American love story.

"It's the classic American love story."

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That's pretty absurd.

"That's pretty absurd."

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Well, don't worry,

"Well, don't worry,"

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I'm not going To hold you To that proposal.

"I'm not going To hold you To that proposal."

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I know it was made Under duress.

"I know it was made Under duress."

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Bye, sam.

"Bye, sam."

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Where are you going?

"Where are you going?"

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You know, you're not going To get off that easy.

"You know, you're not going To get off that easy."

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You're going to pay For what you put me through.

"You're going to pay For what you put me through."

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What do you mean?

"What do you mean?"

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I proposed to you. You said yes.

"I proposed to you. You said yes."

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Now, they can stop me From killing you,

"Now, they can stop me From killing you,"

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But they can't stop me From marrying you.

"But they can't stop me From marrying you."

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Oh, sam!

"Oh, sam!"

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Cheers is filmed Before a live studio audience.

"Cheers is filmed Before a live studio audience."

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All right, fellas, Do me a favor.

"All right, fellas, Do me a favor."

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You guys have had A few drinks.

"You guys have had A few drinks."

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Sit down. Let me buy you some coffee.

"Sit down. Let me buy you some coffee."

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Thanks anyway, sam. Everything's Under control.

"Thanks anyway, sam. Everything's Under control."

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Pete hasn't had A thing to drink All night.

"Pete hasn't had A thing to drink All night."

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He's our Designated driver.

"He's our Designated driver."

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Well, i'm glad to hear it. That's a good idea, pete.

"Well, i'm glad to hear it. That's a good idea, pete."

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I'm not The designated driver.

"I'm not The designated driver."

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I thought you were.

"I thought you were."

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No. I'm not the Designated driver.

"No. I'm not the Designated driver."

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What about you, Mark?

"What about you, Mark?"

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I'm with sam. I think we ought to Try it sometime.

"I'm with sam. I think we ought to Try it sometime."

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Wait right here. I'm gonna call you a cab.

"Wait right here. I'm gonna call you a cab."

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Speaking of Driving someone home,

"Speaking of Driving someone home,"

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Since you've Been drinking,

"Since you've Been drinking,"

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I'd be happy To give you a lift.

"I'd be happy To give you a lift."

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Thanks, but all i've Been drinking Is soda water.

"Thanks, but all i've Been drinking Is soda water."

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Oh. Well, In that case,

"Oh. Well, In that case,"

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Woody, make me A double martini.

"Woody, make me A double martini."

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One of us is getting Driven home tonight.

"One of us is getting Driven home tonight."

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* Makin' your way In the world today *

"* Makin' your way In the world today *"

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* Takes everything You've got *

"* Takes everything You've got *"

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* Takin' a break From all your worries *

"* Takin' a break From all your worries *"

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* Sure would Help a lot *

"* Sure would Help a lot *"

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* Wouldn't you like To get away? *

"* Wouldn't you like To get away? *"

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* Sometimes You wanna go *

"* Sometimes You wanna go *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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* And they're always Glad you came *

"* And they're always Glad you came *"

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* You wanna be Where you can see *

"* You wanna be Where you can see *"

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* Our troubles Are all the same *

"* Our troubles Are all the same *"

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* You wanna be *

"* You wanna be *"

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* Where everybody Knows your name *

"* Where everybody Knows your name *"

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