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Clips from Horrible Bosses (2011)

"I'm afraid our listings are not organized by danger, sir."
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"I see there's an Applebee's three blocks from your location."
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"-Perfect. -No, not really helpful."
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"They're not the kind of shitheads we need. Anything else?"
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"I could direct you to a neighborhood..."
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"...with the greatest number of carjackings."
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"-Now we're thinking outside the box. -I wanna go to dinner."
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"-Love it. -That's probably right."
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"Very good, sir. You may wish to lock your doors."
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"-This is worse than getting pissed on. -Shh."
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"-I'd rather be pissed on. -Jesus."
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"You weren't kidding, Gregory. This is, uh, a bad part of town."
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"You can stay on the line. You're still there?"
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"-I'm still here, sir. -Just keep, uh, keep us on the line."
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"I'm always curious about these things, but is your real name Gregory?"
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"Uh, no, sir. My real name is Atmanand."
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"How do you get Gregory from that?"
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"Oh. Gregory was assigned to me..."
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"-...by Nav Guide. -Why not let you use your real name?"
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"They say many Americans find our real names hard to pronounce."
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"I'm not gonna play by their rules anymore."
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"From now on, I'm gonna call you Ahmenan."
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"-Atmanand. -Ammenand."
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"-Atmanad. -Atmanand."
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"I'm gonna call you Gregory, that name's a nightmare."
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"-Hey, baby. -Oh, boy."
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"-You hurt his feelings. -I didn't."
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"You have arrived at your destination, sir."
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"-All right. Well, thanks, Gregory. -You're welcome."
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"All right. All right, here we go."
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"-This is a really bad idea. -This is a great idea."
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"-Gonna yell "anybody here kill for money"? -No."
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"-That's a terrible plan. -Follow me. I got this."
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"-Where you going? -I don't feel we should stay."
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"All right."
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"-Bowflex? -Shut up."
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"Ah."
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"My man."
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"Hey, uh, does anyone here kill people for money?"
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"-Kurt. -The fuck you just say?"
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"No, it's not a race thing."
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"Uh, I believe that society discriminates and disenfranchises you folks."
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"-"You folks"? -Subtle."
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"Man, I'm a small-business owner. Who the hell you calling disenfranchised?"
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"Well, not you in particular, in that instance."
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"-Oh, right. You mean all black people. -Yes."
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"-I'm gonna be in the car. -Oh, a baseball bat."
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"Uh, I didn't mean to offend you. I'm sorry if that's what happened."
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"My heart's in the right place."
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"In five seconds, your heart gonna be in the wrong place."
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"-Four, three, two, let's roll. -Got it. Okay. Take care."
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"Have a nice day. Good day to you."
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"Bye, baby."
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"Don't say a word. I know, I know."
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"Hit the button. Hit the button."
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"-Guys, I don't know. Should we quit? -Yeah, definitely."
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"-Yo. Think I can help you boys. -Is that for us?"
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"-Here we go. -Not interested, thank you."
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"Hey, hey, hey."
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"Let's follow a strange guy into a dark corner."
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"Somebody said y'all looking for somebody to help with business."
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"-Yep. -Well, um..."
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"-...are you a businessman? -Yeah."
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"Motherfucker Jones."
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"-How's that? -Motherfucker Jones."
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"Your first name is Motherfucker?"
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"Not Motherfucker. Motherfuckah. White people say "er.""
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"Negroes say "fuckah.""
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"-Got it. -You say E-R. I say A-H."
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"Cool name. Yeah. Is that, like, on your birth certificate too?"
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"No, goofball."
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"My real name is Dean."
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"Dean Jones. Same name of the actor in Herbie, the Love Bug."
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"He won't know who that is."
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"-I know who he is, bitch. -Sorry."
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"I can't walk around in this fucking neighborhood with that Disney-ass name."
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"How'd you get the name Motherfucker?"
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"When I was a kid, I snuck into my mother's bedroom."
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"-Ooh. -Uh-oh."
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"She was sleeping on the bed. She had been drinking all night."
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"-I've heard enough. -Her skin was glistening."
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"-And I snuck up behind her. -Dean."
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"And I slipped my fingers..."
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"Ahh."
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"JONES:...into her purse. -Purse? He said "purse.""
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"And I took all of her money. And it was her week's pay."
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"-I really fucked her over. -Motherfucker!"
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"And that's how I got the name Motherfucker Jones."
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"Right."
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"They should call you Motherfucker-Over Jones to avoid confusion."
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"-What's the confusion? -There's no confusion."
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"We're gonna get back on track here. Sir, we each have a boss, uh..."
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"...that, you know--"
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"There's three bosses, and it would be best if those bosses maybe were no longer...."
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"-No longer around anymore. -We want them..."
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"-You know? -...killed."
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"You got the cheese?"
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"We got the cheese. What kind of cheese are you thinking?"
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"-What is that, three hits? That's.... -Yeah."
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"-Thirty large. -Whoa."
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"-Hungry. -That's a lot of cheese."
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"Oh, here's an idea."
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"If you kill two, could we get the third one hold the cheese?"
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"It's no negotiations. Thirty large or nothing."
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"-That's more cheese than we've got. -Okay, then. It's five large now."
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"Then we're in. We're in. We're in. Right?"
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"Hang on. Wouldn't it be awful if it was traceable back to us?"
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"I don't even know your names."
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"-That is rude. This is Dale. -Don't say my name."
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"Shut the fuck up. Listen. Bring the money here tomorrow, I'll take care of the rest."
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"Do you want it in something specific, a shoebox, duffel bag?"
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"-Just be here with the fucking money. -Yeah."
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"-Put it in a briefcase. -Thanks for your time."
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"Here we go."
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"Is the briefcase coming out of your end?"
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"Looks like it's all there."
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"Didn't even need a briefcase. It's a small stack."
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"-We should have used a manila envelope. -It's all right."
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"What is your projected outside date of completion, Motherfucker?"
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"Ah."
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