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Clips from Seinfeld - The Comeback (S08E08)

"It's that temper on your side."
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"They're yelling and yelling and then one day, they're all gone."
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"What about your side? Your cousin Henny."
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"She was sickly from the moment I met her."
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"Don't you talk about Henny!"
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"So I guess you two are the lucky ones."
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"So far."
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"Frank, if Aunt Baby were alive today, how old would she be?"
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"She'd never make it."
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"So let me get this straight. You enjoy the lovemaking--"
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"-Well, do you? -Oh, yeah. Like strawberry pie."
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"Okay. But you have a problem sharing a bed with me."
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"I know it's not what the ladies like..."
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"...but without some solid sack time, I'm a zombie."
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"-I don't know. -Oh, come on, man."
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"Meet me halfway."
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"-You're not easy, Kramer. -I know."
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"So to what do I owe the pleasure of this unannounced visit?"
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"I wanna buy back the Cadillac."
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"You wanna buy it back? Why?"
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"You got drugs hidden in the trunk?"
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"-I'm kidding. -All right. I'll give you 9000 for it."
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"Nine thousand for a Cadillac? It's got no miles on it."
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"-You bought it for six. -You're not me."
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"-How much do you want for it? -The Kelley Blue Book value: $22,000."
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"Fourteen thousand."
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"Done. But I get to drive it tomorrow..."
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"...because Doris wants to go to Naples."
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"You need a pen?"
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"Still works."
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"Hey, where's Jerry?"
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"He's performing at Bally's in Atlantic City."
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"Oh, okay."
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"Yeah, I need his shoeshine kit."
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"He always hides it from me."
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"Yeah, Bally's? Yeah, Jerry Seinfeld's room, please."
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"You know that number?"
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"I used to have a problem."
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"What do you mean, he's not registered?"
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"-Well, S-E-l-N-V-- -F. F-E-L-D."
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"F-E-L-D."
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"Well, I think you're wrong."
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"All right, you have a lucky day too."
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"-He's not there? -No, they never heard of him."
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"This is so nice of you to take us all out to dinner, George."
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"Well, as much as I enjoy all the good-natured ribbing..."
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"...nothing really makes me happier..."
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"...than spending money on the people I care about."
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"-Where's Jerry? -Oh, he'll be here."
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"By the way, Elaine, thank you..."
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"...for laying out for the Arabian Mocha Java."
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"George, you didn't have to do this."
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"I'm president of a big company. I can afford to buy you coffee."
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"-President? -Yeah."
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"-Hey, look, he's back. Hey. -Hey."
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"I got your message so I came straight from Atlantic City."
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"Kramer called Bally's. You weren't registered."
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"Well, I can't stay under my own name."
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"I was registered under "Slappy White.""
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"Mom. Dad."
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"Well, look who's here. Hello, Seinfelds."
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"-What are you doing here? -We're having an upscale dinner."
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"-What? -Well, after talking to you..."
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"...we realized we may not have much time left."
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"So we're blowing it all."
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"Look, George, it's a Pierre Cardin."
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"-That was all right. -Yeah."
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"Well, I'll see you."
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"-Hello. -Jerry."
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"I had a little mishap with the car."
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"I'm down here in Alligator Alley."
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"-You better get down here. -All right."
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"Who was that?"
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"That was the Golden Nugget..."
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"...also in Atlantic City."
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"They heard such good things about my show at Bally's..."
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"...they want me for tonight."
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"So I'll have to repack and go."
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"That didn't sound like the Golden Nugget."
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"I'm worried. What happens if we have to support Jerry?"
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"-I'll have to go back to work. -Where would you work?"
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"Maybe I should talk to Elaine."
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"Well, Mr. Seinfeld, I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here."
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"What's not to understand?"
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"Well, for one thing, you live in Florida."
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"I'm very comfortable working out of the house."
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"I have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby."
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"You know, I think that my rÈsumÈ speaks for itself."
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"-Where is your rÈsumÈ? -I don't have it. I'll mail you one."
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"All right, Mr. Seinfeld..."
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"...what kind of a position did you have in mind?"
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"-You sell clothes, don't you? -Yeah."
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"Well, I sold raincoats in the garment center for 38 years."
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"-ln 1 949-- -All right. All right. All right."
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"You come in tomorrow. We'll find something for you to do."
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"You won't regret this, Ms. Benes."
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"What time should I be in? I get up at 4."
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"I could be here as early as 4:25."
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"Oh, Elaine..."
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"...this dry air is curing me like a Black Forest ham."
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"Mr. Peterman? You're back."
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"Who's Mr. Fancy?"
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"I was thinking maybe I should spend the night."
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"Oh, that's sweet, but actually, l...."
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"I think I'd prefer it if you left."
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"-What? -You were completely right."
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"I sleep so much better when I'm alone."
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"-And you scream in your sleep. -I do?"
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"There was a man. He was trying to get into my apartment last night."
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"He was jiggling the doorknob for 25 minutes."
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"-Come on. It was probably the wind. -No, no."
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"No, it was a fearless cat burglar."
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"Now, listen, you gotta let me sleep here."
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"I'll stay over here on my side, and I'll stuff a sock in my mouth."
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"Because I don't wanna sleep alone."
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"Well, I do."
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"What took you so long?"
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"I live in New York."
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"What the hell happened?"
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"This thing is a behemoth."
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