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Clips from Super Mario Bros.

"Hi, it's Daisy. Listen, we're gonna need more security down here."
Super Mario Bros.
"I don't care about the money. Scapelli's down here making threats and I..."
Super Mario Bros.
"She's beautiful, huh?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Who?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Her."
Super Mario Bros.
"- She's nice. Go talk to her. Go on. - No, I can't."
Super Mario Bros.
"- I don't know what to say. - What's the matter with you?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Fine."
Super Mario Bros.
"(SIGHS) Bye."
Super Mario Bros.
"Here she comes."
Super Mario Bros.
"Excuse me. Thank you."
Super Mario Bros.
"- For letting me use the phone. - Sure."
Super Mario Bros.
"And for the quarter."
Super Mario Bros.
"Are you OK?"
Super Mario Bros.
"I've got a few problems, but..."
Super Mario Bros.
"You know, we got a van."
Super Mario Bros.
"It's nice."
Super Mario Bros.
"No, no. I'm asking you if you want a ride."
Super Mario Bros.
"Oh but..."
Super Mario Bros.
"It's broken though."
Super Mario Bros.
"Well..."
Super Mario Bros.
"Your name's Daisy, isn't it?"
Super Mario Bros.
"I overheard your name was Daisy."
Super Mario Bros.
"I haven't heard that name around here. It's really nice too."
Super Mario Bros.
"No, I have heard it, cos it's like the flower and everything."
Super Mario Bros.
"Not that I hang around flower shops or nothing like that."
Super Mario Bros.
"What my brother is trying to say is he doesn't know what to say."
Super Mario Bros.
"Doesn't even know how to begin but he has offered you a ride."
Super Mario Bros.
"And if it would help you out, please step into the van."
Super Mario Bros.
"That might not be a bad idea."
Super Mario Bros.
"OK."
Super Mario Bros.
"Thanks."
Super Mario Bros.
"- I thought it was broken. - I fixed it."
Super Mario Bros.
"Oh, here. This is as far as we can go. I'll have to walk the rest of the way."
Super Mario Bros.
"Wait, wait, wait."
Super Mario Bros.
"- Ma'am? - Why, thank you, sir!"
Super Mario Bros.
"Thank you for the ride."
Super Mario Bros.
"It's a pleasure to meet me."
Super Mario Bros.
"I mean it's a pleasure to meet you."
Super Mario Bros.
"Dinner."
Super Mario Bros.
"Do you eat?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Yeah."
Super Mario Bros.
"Dinner?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Sure."
Super Mario Bros.
"- Tonight. - Tonight?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Oh! OK."
Super Mario Bros.
"Is six o'clock all right?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Be here."
Super Mario Bros.
"Great."
Super Mario Bros.
"Bye."
Super Mario Bros.
"Bye."
Super Mario Bros.
"What would you do without your big brother, huh?"
Super Mario Bros.
"I'd like to give it a shot and find out."
Super Mario Bros.
"- Come on! - I was just about to ask her that."
Super Mario Bros.
"You weren't about to ask her nothing. You was gonna let her go."
Super Mario Bros.
"Now she's gonna think I'm a complete idiot."
Super Mario Bros.
"Come on. You'll see her tonight. You impress her with your manners."
Super Mario Bros.
"Yeah, but why did you tell her I suck my thumb?"
Super Mario Bros.
"So let me get this perfectly clear here."
Super Mario Bros.
"What we're discussing is bones."
Super Mario Bros.
"Not exactly."
Super Mario Bros.
"OK, so Scapelli blasted through the bones in the rock and found what?"
Super Mario Bros.
"- Iridium. - Oh."
Super Mario Bros.
"That's unbelievable!"
Super Mario Bros.
"It means that a meteorite hit here a long time ago."
Super Mario Bros.
"And we think it could be what destroyed all the dinosaurs."
Super Mario Bros.
"Wow! There were dinosaurs in Brooklyn?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Relax, Luigi. There used to be Dodgers here too!"
Super Mario Bros.
"Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you come down to the tanning salon"
Super Mario Bros.
"and I can hook you up with some free tans?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Bring a nice bathing suit though, strapless so you don't get a tan line."
Super Mario Bros.
"- You probably wanna take off that rock. - Actually..."
Super Mario Bros.
"I never take it off."
Super Mario Bros.
"I know it sounds weird, but it's the only thing I have from when I was found."
Super Mario Bros.
"Found?"
Super Mario Bros.
"I was abandoned."
Super Mario Bros.
"I grew up at St Teresa's on Fulton Street."
Super Mario Bros.
"You mean you don't know who your mother and father are neither?"
Super Mario Bros.
"No. What do you mean "neither"?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Cos Mario here brought me up."
Super Mario Bros.
"- He's been my mother my whole life. - Hey!"
Super Mario Bros.
"My father. He's been my father, my uncle, my brother - everybody."
Super Mario Bros.
"What are you two kids gonna do tonight?"
Super Mario Bros.
"We can take the van back ourselves."
Super Mario Bros.
"Um... If you're not doing anything later tonight..."
Super Mario Bros.
"I would like to walk you home."
Super Mario Bros.
"OK."
Super Mario Bros.
"(SNORING)"
Super Mario Bros.
"Spike! Spike!"
Super Mario Bros.
"- Where you going? - To get the girl."
Super Mario Bros.
"That's not the girl."
Super Mario Bros.
"She's wearing a disguise. I can spot her a mile away."
Super Mario Bros.
"Of course she's wearing a disguise. She thinks she can fool us."
Super Mario Bros.
"I'm gonna go get her."
Super Mario Bros.
"- I'm gonna go get her. - Wait a minute."
Super Mario Bros.
"We'll follow her and we'll both go get her."
Super Mario Bros.
"- Good idea. I bag her, you grab her. - No, I grab her, you bag her."
Super Mario Bros.
"- That's what I said. - Exactly."
Super Mario Bros.
"This is the one."
Super Mario Bros.
"That's what you said about the last four girls."
Super Mario Bros.
"- I did? - You did."
Super Mario Bros.
"I just wanna say one thing first."
Super Mario Bros.
"I wanna apologise right now in case, when I start to get talking,"
Super Mario Bros.
"I start to say things that sound really weird."
Super Mario Bros.
"Weird?"
Super Mario Bros.
"Look, weird is working in a bone pit all day and then spending your nights"
Super Mario Bros.
"reading about things that have been dead for 65 million years."
Super Mario Bros.
"- That is weird. - I find it fascinating."
Super Mario Bros.
"And I mean, you know what? If you just wanna end this right now..."
Super Mario Bros.
"I would understand."
Super Mario Bros.
"I was gonna ask you the same thing."
Super Mario Bros.
"If you wanna end this right now and you feel bad about that,"
Super Mario Bros.
"but you wanna talk to somebody about it, you can call me."
Super Mario Bros.
"You really think what I do is interesting?"
Super Mario Bros.
"I think it's incredible."
Super Mario Bros.
"Well, you know..."
Super Mario Bros.
"If you want..."
Super Mario Bros.
"I could show you."
Super Mario Bros.
"I'd love you to show me."
Super Mario Bros.
"Show me."
Super Mario Bros.
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