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Clips from Big Momma's House

"- Say hi. - I should've known just by lookin' at him."
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"Look at that nappy little grapefruit head."
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"You know, it runs in the family. Grapefruit heads."
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"Your granddaddy had a big-ass head."
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"The hotel out by the freeway had a pool."
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"- Sweetheart... - He's a quick little one, isn't he?"
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"- Yeah. - They grow up so fast,"
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"what with the color television an' all."
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"But he'll come to find Big Momma pretty quick herself."
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"- I'm starving. - Are y'all hungry?"
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"- Actually, we are pretty hungry. - Come on in. I'm here to take care of y'all."
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"Come on, Sherry. Come on in."
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"- Sherry, let me get this bag for you. - Oh, no, Big Momma. I got it."
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"You can take mine."
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"You are somethin'. Isn't he?"
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"You're gonna love Big Momma's cooking."
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"Think it's gonna be windy today. There's a draught."
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"There we go."
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"See, Sherry, I like to make sure"
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"that my food is properly lubricated."
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"It goes down easier that way."
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"Oh, my God. He's gonna kill her. This guy can't even make toast."
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"Let's see what's in there to cook now."
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"We got some pork chops,"
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"turkey necks..."
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"Child, you like these?"
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"One for me..."
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"Well, I'm probably not gonna eat them, but you can have mine. All right, Sherry?"
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"Now, Sherry,"
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"sit back, watch and learn."
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"Malcolm, I don't know how to tell you this... but your face is falling off!"
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"Big Momma? Are you OK?"
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"- Where's that pot? - I'm gonna go and start setting the table."
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"Yeah, you do that, Sherry. Where's that pot?"
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"Malcolm!"
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"What are you doin' over there?"
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"- What are you doin'? - Take it easy!"
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"Big Momma, I think you just had a Peeping Tom."
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"That's all right, child. I get them all the time."
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"You do your housework in the nude and it tends to attract the wrong element."
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"Nothin' like a little excitement to get the blood goin'."
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"While I fix dinner,"
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"tell me what brings you to Big Momma's house after all these years."
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"Well, we were just on a little vacation."
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"Middle of the night seems a funny time to go on vacation."
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"I thought you might have been in trouble."
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"- How did you know we left at night? - I didn't."
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"No, no."
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"- Big Momma, are you OK? - Oh, yeah."
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"Ain't nothin' but some scaldin' pork grease."
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"- Here. Let's dry you off. - So what about it, child?"
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"You in trouble? Is there something you wanna tell Big Momma?"
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"Big Momma, is that duct tape on your face?"
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"Oh, dear! The duct tape."
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"I guess you're wonderin' why I got the duct tape."
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"- It's a beauty secret. - Really?"
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"Yes. You never used duct tape to get rid of them unsightly hairs?"
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"- No. - It works particularly well on the bikini area."
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"- Really? - No doubt, girl."
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"The pork chops are on fire."
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"Big Momma, here!"
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"Who's ready to eat?"
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"We could always run down to Ring-A-Ding Burger."
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"Get him a Smiley Meal."
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"Oh, no, Big Momma. This..."
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"This looks great."
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"Well, then, eat up. Take you a big old forkful."
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"Watch it. The plate's hot now."
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"I hope I didn’t put too much seasoning salt."
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"- Would you like me to get that for you? - No. I got it, Sherry."
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"Who could it be at this time of night?"
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"Just a second!"
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"I wonder who this could be,"
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"surprisin' me this time of evening."
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"I say, I wonder who could be at my door so late at night."
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"There's my sugar."
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"You'd better put that nasty-ass tongue back in your mouth before I rip it out."
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"Yes, ma'am. My mouth is closed."
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"But these hands is open for business."
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"Big Momma, who was it?"
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"Oh, that's just a Bible salesman."
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"- Sherry, let's go back and finish supper. - You can run, but you can't hide."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Ben Rawley's the name."
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"- Pleased to meet you. - Sherry."
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"- Big Momma, you didn't say you had a man. - Child, I ain't got no man."
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"Why, she got every man in town sniffin' round like dogs."
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"- I do? - Do I smell some greens?"
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"- Yeah, come on in. There's plenty. - Oh, no!"
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"Now, Ben, you know you can't eat no greens."
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"Greens give you gas somethin' wicked."
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"Last time I had Ben over for greens, I had to re-wallpaper."
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"- Ben, let me show you to your car. - Wait a minute!"
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"You look different."
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"- Different? - You know, I said the same thing."
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"That face and those eyes. You've changed."
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"- Changed? - Yes, ma'am."
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"You're gettin' younger every day."
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"Sherry, say good night to Mr. Rawley."
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"Good night. Nice to meet you."
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"Take it easy, Hattie."
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"Who the hell do you think you are?"
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"Comin' up here, tryin' to put your nasty-ass lips on me. I am not street booty."
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"I will not be treated like street poontang!"
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"Ben, if you wanna get with me..."
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"I mean... you will never get with me! Understand?"
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"And even if I was interested, which I definitely am not,"
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"you be goin' about it the wrong way."
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"- How am I supposed to go about it? - You don't come in a woman's house"
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"and lead with your shaboink-boink!"
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"Women don't respond to that."
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"I should've bought you somethin'. Like a corsage."
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"This ain't no damn prom."
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"Ben, you gotta bring a woman somethin' special."
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"Somethin' that means it's from your heart."
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"Come on. You's a OG, aren't you?"
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"You's a fake one, but you's probably a OG, huh?"
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"All right, well, get it together."
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"- Thanks, Hattie, baby. - Good. Get your ass outta here."
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"Oh, and that seersucker suit?"
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"Sherry made a call today. Who was it?"
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