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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Strangers in the Night (S06E06)

"I tried to play along, jay, but -- but this is crazy."
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"I have to go home. [ conga music plays ]"
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"Gloria, now, do you think it's fair"
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"To use the word "crazy" about a --"
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"[ dogs barking ]"
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"I-I'll see you at home, gloria."
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"[ all laughing ]"
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"Oh, thank you so much, you guys."
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"God, where were you when I was looking for the perfect man?"
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"Well, probably in missouri"
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"At a bar called kansas city meats"
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"Doing the same thing. Funny!"
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"[ laughs ]"
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"Look at that smile. What?"
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"That's what being nice feels like."
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"I like it. I'm proud of you."
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"Well, I'm just letting a person"
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"I barely know sleep in my home."
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"I don't know if I'd use the word "hero," but..."
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""hero"?"
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"Stop it. You're embarrassing me."
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"Brenda: [ sneezes, groans ]"
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"Oh, god. Oh!"
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"Hey, you guys have a cat?"
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"Um, how about I freshen up that wine, huh?"
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"Oh, no. I am good. Okay, um..."
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"In fact, cam, what are -- what are we doing in the living room, here?"
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"You know? [ laughs ]"
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"Yeah, oh, you know what?"
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"We haven't even given brenda a tour of our ga-- uh, garage."
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"Our -- our garage. Oh, no. I don't like garages."
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"That's where doug kept his precious sailboat."
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"[ chuckles ] no eating on the boat."
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"No drinking on the boat."
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"All because the one time I went on the boat, I spilled."
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"Well, guess what. Boats go like this. Oh, geez."
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"Whoo! You know?! And I'm like..."
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"[ sighs ]"
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"Who -- who loves a thing more than a person?"
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"A monster. Mm."
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"Have we shown you our shed?"
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"There's a shed."
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"He knew what he was getting into when he married me."
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"I'm a little messy."
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"Well, guess what, doug!"
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"Life's a little messy."
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"Okay, my sinuses leak, my -- my ears run,"
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"And I have hyperactive sweat glands, but..."
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"You know what? I do need a refill."
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"Yeah."
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"Well, I'm not surprised. She's losing a lot of fluids."
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"It's as if doug was over here. I know. I saw that."
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"Alec!"
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"Hey."
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"His dumb dad got transferred to dumb africa"
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"To operate on some dumb babies."
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"So fixing their hearts is worth breaking mine?"
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"It's kind of worth it."
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"He can do like six operations a day."
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"Yeah. I-I-I understand. I'm sorry I'm lashing out."
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"I-I just really like you."
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"I still like you."
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"You're making this worse. Bye, alec."
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"Bye, alex."
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"Hey."
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"I knew you couldn't leave without one last kiss!"
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"We can work this out!"
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"I'm -- I'm -- I'm gonna regret that, aren't I?"
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"Uh, I was hoping you could throw this away for me."
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"Yeah. Sure."
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"[ door closes ]"
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"So, honey, we've been talking,"
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"And we want to meet your boyfriend. Mm-hmm."
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"You just missed him."
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"[ gasps ] he was here?"
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"He just left. This is his cup."
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"Oh, look at that. [ inhales sharply ]"
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"Oh, it looks like "alex.""
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"His name is alec. The "c" just got smudged."
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"Honey, his name is alec. But the "c" got smudged."
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"Yeah, um, well, why don't you just text him"
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"And then invite him back for dinner?"
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"I can't. He broke up with me."
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"Mm. Oh, no."
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"[ sighs ] he's moving to africa."
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"Because they need grocery models in africa."
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"Honey, I'm so sorry."
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"They broke up."
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"I miss him."
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"Oh, don't worry."
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"Soon it will be like he never existed."
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"[ joe crying ] manny: Okay."
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"Ay, dios mío, manny. What's going on with joe?"
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"He's a drug addict."
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"After two hours of mind-liquefying "zooboo,""
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"I briefly put on a classic movie, and he freaked out."
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"If he could walk better,"
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"I'd seriously suggest a 12-step program."
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"Ay, no, joe. No more "zooboo.""
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"Thank you. Ay, no. Turn the big tv off."
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"If he sees it on, he's going to want to watch his show."
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"Why are you home?"
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"Buster's party was a bark mitzvah."
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"I don't know why jay would take me to this place."
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"I don't know."
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"Maybe this dog stuff is his way"
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"Of trying to find a common interest with you."
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"It's hard."
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"You don't like golf or scotch or eisenhower documentaries."
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"It's true. I don't like ike."
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"But the people in this party, they are so obsessed with dogs."
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"Even the punch bowl was in the shape of a toilet."
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"Well, it's not like jay"
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"Doesn't get out of his comfort zone for you."
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"He's going to your green-card picnic tomorrow."
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"You're right."
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"He even bought star-spangled sombreros for everybody."
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"It's the wrong country."
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"He never listens, but -- but he's sweet."
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"[ sighs ] you know what?"
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