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Clips from Bust Down - Won't He Do It (S01E01)

"so I'm going to be speaking on her behalf."
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"- Okay, it looks like we got Nina's roommate"
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"coming up here to share with us."
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"Okay. Come on up here, sister."
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"[applause]"
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"- Uh, what can I say about Ms. Noreen?"
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"She's, uh, many things. - So many things, Lord."
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"- A whole lotta things. Lot of things."
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"She's, uh--she's-- she's present."
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"Very, very present."
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"Wherever I--like, wherever I'm walking,"
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"she's right there."
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"- So many sets of footprints, Lord."
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"- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"There are times when she's not present,"
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"but I know that's the devil tricking me,"
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"because she shows up again."
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"- Begone, Satan. Stop that."
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"- Some nights, I lay awake"
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"craving, yearning, howling"
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"for Noreen to have her house again."
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"I am hurting for it, Lord."
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"I am bursting with desire for Noreen to have a home"
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"or somewhere else to sleep. [phone chimes]"
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"I wake up wet, lord. Mm."
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"With--with-- with tears and stuff."
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"Wipe me down, King Jesus. God, please."
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"Uh..."
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"What--what--what I'm saying is, give big"
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"so I can get some p-peace, or a p--"
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"[crowd muttering]"
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"[scattered applause]"
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"- [coughs] Uh, she, uh--"
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"uh, she worse than me, huh?"
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"[chuckles]"
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"- I have a testimony, big suit bastard."
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"Excuse me."
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"Huh-huh. Uh-oh."
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"God wanted me to tell y'all"
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"how I became a quadruple threat,"
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"and I'ma fulfill his wishes through acting."
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"[chuckles] To be or not to be?"
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"Dance."
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"Oh, what disciple is this?"
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"Praise. Halleloo."
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"You're knighted, my guy."
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"And, of course..."
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"[riffing] * Singing *"
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"You can go ahead and move, little sweaty man."
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"[laughs] "Deuteromety.""
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"Why does "Deuteromety" have nothing to do with doodoo, huh?"
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"Huh?"
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"- Okay. Let's get this chlorine, girls."
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"We got a baptism to do."
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"These are heavy. You got the big ones, huh?"
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"A little loose here. - Dang."
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"Them calves fitting to bust out like a can of biscuits."
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"Mmm! - Hey, hey, hey."
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"Don't get fresh, Eunice."
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"- Mm-mm. - You know better than that."
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"Hey, did y'all see Jonathan in there, though?"
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"Now, why would you put on Wave Runners with a suit?"
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"- Mmm, them things are looking scrumptious."
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"Y'all about to have to get Langston to sop me up."
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"- [giggles] - What I would do"
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"is have two Langstons, butter in the middle."
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"Yum yum. [laughter]"
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"- Where's the meat?"
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"- Right in front of me."
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"Now, stop asking all those questions"
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"and give Helen a little twirl."
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"- Come on. Come on."
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"all: Ooh!"
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"- No, no, no, no! That's enough."
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"- Arf. Arf. - No. Don't bark at me."
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"Don't bark at me. [laughter]"
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"Okay, you've had your fun, but--"
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"but I'm tired and I'm scared."
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"Can we please just go back inside?"
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"- I have an inside you can come in."
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"both: Oh!"
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"[laughter]"
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"[gospel music]"
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"- * Jak is an adult man *"
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"* Got his ass whooped by baby twins *"
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"* So he threw a Kangol hat *"
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"* Right on a stick *"
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"* Threw caution to the wind *"
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"* With a twist of the wrist, he'll swing his stick *"
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"- Shling! Craa!"
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"That's what I would have done to Judas."
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"[chuckles]"
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"And now, for a poem I wrote"
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"entitled "Bald Samson.""
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"Bald, but strong."
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"No hair up there!"
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"It's thinning in the middle."
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"It's thinning in the middle, but you still strong."
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"- The Lord told me to tell this--"
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"tell this dumb Negro to sit down."
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"[crowd laughs]"
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"- [coughs] Jesus said that?"
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"- Yeah, he also told me to stop letting ashy sinners"
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"talk during the service."
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"[laughter]"
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"[applause]"
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"Y'all gonna get mad at me if I get real here?"
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"[crowd chattering] - Get real, Pastor."
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"- I said are y'all gonna be mad at me if I get real up here?"
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"- Get real. Come on. [crowd chattering]"
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"- Now, we all know Mary Magdalene was a skeezer,"
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"but her OnlyFan was Jesus."
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"[cheers and applause] - Praise the Lord."
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"Come on with that!"
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"- Jesus clicked subscribe,"
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"and ain't nothin' wrong with that."
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"I'm saying ain't nothing wrong with that!"
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"[all cheering] - Okay?"
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"- Yeah, I remember Jasper."
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"- That's looking good, y'all. - Ooh."
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