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Clips from The Full Monty (1997)

"What they say about black blokes."
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"They've got great bodies and that."
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"Some of 'em. Yeah."
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"And?"
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"Nothing."
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"David... I don't care if they're black, white, or bloody rainbow-colored."
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"I'm married 10 you. Remember?"
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"Yeah."
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"Night."
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"Why would I want anyone else?"
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"Big man."
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"Jeanie,"
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"I'm all in."
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"It's amazing how tiring it is doing nowt, you know."
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"They're just messing, Dave."
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"- Do you reckon? - 'Course!"
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"Just Jean, innit?"
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"- Got any of them mint chocolate jobs? - You're on a diet."
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"- Don't you start an' all. - How much you got, then?"
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"22... 27 pence."
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"£4.99, special offer. We're still a fucking fiver short."
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"You know what this means, Dave?"
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"Oh, no! Come on, Gaz. Why me?"
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"You've got an innocent face. I've got serial killer written on mine."
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"If you won't dance, you can do something useful."
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"Jean'll throw an eppy! She's only over there!"
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"She's miles away! See you later. Good luck."
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"- Give us a pear drop, you. - They're not paid for."
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"Hey, what's this?"
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"I didn't go on the nick in Asda for some chuffing women's DIY video."
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"It's Flashdance, Dave. She's a welder."
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"I hope she dances better than she welds!"
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"- Look at that! Her mix is all to cock. - Shut up, Dave."
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"- What do you know about welding? - More than some chuffing woman!"
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"It's like Bonfire Night. Too much acetylene."
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"Them joints won't hold fuck all."
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"For Christ's sake, we're looking for dancing."
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"He's got the hump about Asda."
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"'Ey, cop a load of that."
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"What did I tell you? She's nifty on her pins."
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"That, gentlemen, is what we are looking for."
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"Oh, aye. I can just see him doing all that twizzling-about bollocks."
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"It's souped-up tango, is that. Teach any bugger in a week. Even you, mate."
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"Even a fat bastard like me?"
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"Yeah, I know what I am, so don't take the piss."
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"All right. Two weeks."
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"Straight up."
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"I dunno, Gaz. Jean reckons..."
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"I should take that security-guard job at Asda."
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"Jesus! Security?"
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"You're worth more than that."
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"She don't think so."
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"I reckon summat's going on with her and that bloke."
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"The juggling bugger?"
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"No. No way."
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"It's not as if I'd blame her."
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"You could show her, Dave."
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"Nobody tells them Chippendales to do security. Raking it in, they are!"
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"Two weeks. That's what the man said, and he's not taking the piss."
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"Aye, it's a thought."
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"It's more than a thought."
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"Think of Jean's face when she sees you dancing like Flashdance."
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"Two weeks? Just like flashy tits?"
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"It's what your man said."
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"'Ey... loan weld better than her an' all."
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"Stop! No, no! Stop! Stop!"
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"- What? - You stay still!"
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"And you... go forward, OK?"
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"- OK. - All right, Nathan."
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"No, no, no! Jesus Christ!"
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"All I want to do is get you in a straight bloody line!"
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"What do I have to do?"
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"It's the Arsenal offside trap, isn't it?"
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"- You what? - The Arsenal offside trap."
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"Lomper here is Tony Adams, right?"
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"Any bugger looks like scoring,"
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"we all step forward in a line and wave our arms around like a fairy."
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"That's easy."
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"OK!"
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"Nathan!"
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"Ref!"
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"Perfect."
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"Perfect."
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"Well, you should have said."
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"Come on. Get in quick, and wipe your boots."
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"- Put that back. You'll break it. - I'm just looking."
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"Bit posh, innit?"
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"Right, then."
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"- Are we right? - Right for what?"
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"Taking us kit off."
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"I thought you were turning me into a fancy dancer."
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"Ladies, we are strippers, aren't we?"
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"What, here? Now? In this house?"
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"- This is a good area, this is. - Gaz... I dunno."
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"If we can't get us kit off in front of ourselves,"
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"what chance have we got in front of lasses?"
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"Tops off."
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"Come on!"
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"Well, no looking. And no laughing, you bastards."
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"I used to have a proper job, me."
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"I ask you, what are we doing? What are we doing?"
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"And the kecks."
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"- Horse by name, horse by nature, eh? - Oh, shut it, you!"
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"- How come you're so brown? - No reason."
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"- Someone's got a sunbed, Gerald! - It's Linda's, and no, you bloody can't!"
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"What am I gonna do about this?"
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"It's not too bad."
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"From the front, like."
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"Fat, David, is a feminist issue."
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"What's that supposed to mean?"
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"I don't bloody know, do I? But it is."
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"I try dieting."
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"I do try!"
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"It seems I've spent most of me fucking life on a diet!"
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"The less I eat, the fatter I get."
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"- So stuff yourself and get thin. - Oh, shut up, saggy tits!"
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"They're not."
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"A mate of Linda's had this plastic stuff put on her at this health club."
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"She lost stones. Il were like magic."
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"Oh, what's it called?"
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