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Clips from The Full Monty (1997)

"Come down job club. That'll be a right laugh."
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"Mum's house is always warm."
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"I can't always have the red carpet out for you."
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"Anyway, it's not your mum's house. It's whatshisname... Barry's."
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"Tell you what. Next weekend I'll have a big tidy round. I promise!"
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"Even go and see a footie game."
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"- Yeah? - Yeah. Sunday League down the park."
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"There's some right good players."
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"United are playing Man U, aren't they?"
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"You know I cant stretch to that."
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"You're always making me do stupid stuff like last night."
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"Other dads don't do that."
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"Don't they?"
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"- Aye. - Aye."
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"Nathe!"
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"We could try and sneak into Man U. Terry said..."
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"No!"
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"All right! I'll... I'll get tickets! I will!"
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"Ooh! Aah! Cantona! Has to wear a girlie bra!"
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"We'll stuff 'em, Nathe."
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"Fuck!"
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"I want the application letters finished by the time I get back."
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"Any problems, I'm outside."
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"I tell you, when women start pissing like us, that's it."
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"We're finished, Dave."
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"Extincto."
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"Yeah, I mean..."
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"How? You know..."
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"- How? - Genetic mutations."
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"They're turning into us."
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"A few years and men won't exist. Except in a zoo or summat."
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"We're not needed no more, are we?"
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"Obsolete. Dinosaurs."
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"Yesterday's news."
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"Like skateboards."
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"Button it! Some of us are trying to get a job."
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"And it says no smoking in 'ere."
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"Aye, and it says job club up there. When did you last see one of them walk in?"
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"You forget, Gerald, you're not our foreman now."
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"You're just like the rest of us."
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"- Scrap. - Shut it, right?"
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"Hang on, though."
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"Why were all them women int' working-mews club int' first place?"
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"Now then! Cos of us. Men."
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"You call them Chippendales men?"
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"Degrading, that's what it were."
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"How many lassies were there, though?"
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"Thousands. Baying for blood."
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"Ten quid to watch some fucking poof get his kit off! Ten quid!"
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"Times ten quid by a thousand, right? And you've got..."
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"Yeah, well, a lot. A very lot."
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"10,000 quid."
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"- How much? - 10,000 quid."
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"'Ey, now, Dave, I mean... It's worth a thought, though, innit?"
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"Little And Large prancing round Sheffield with their widgers out!"
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"That would be worth ten quid!"
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"Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying..."
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"- Widgers on parade! Bring a microscope! - I don't see why the chuff not!"
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"Because you're fat and he's thin, and you're both fucking ugly."
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"Bastard!"
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"What's all this about sole custody?"
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"You know what. If you want joint custody, you pay your share."
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"700 quid."
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"I'm ont' dole, in case you hadn't noticed!"
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"- Get a job! I'll gi' you a job! - £2.50 an hour in Black Hole of Calcutta!"
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"No, thank you."
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"If you want to play your games, do that, but Nathan's gonna have two parents now."
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"And your live-in lovers gonna do that?"
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"Abracadabra, here he is! Evening, Barry."
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"That'll be for t'court to decide."
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"No, it won't. Nathan's yours and mine. He's fuck-all to do with him!"
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"- As if you've ever given a toss. - Face it. He don't like staying at yours."
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"Course he bloody does! Ask him!"
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"Ask him!"
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"Oi, Nathe! We have a laugh, don't we?"
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"- Gary! Don't! - Is he in?"
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"Is he in?"
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"Nathe!"
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"He can't hear you through your... triple bloody glazing."
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"He can hear all right."
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"This... This is all wrong, this is."
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"It's all to fucking cock. I'm his dad, and you..."
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"You're nobody."
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"Goodnight, Gary."
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"Night, Nathe!"
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"See you, kid!"
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"No. Not doing it."
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"- I'm not stripping. - They're taking him away."
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"All I need is 700 quid and they've got nowt on me."
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"- Gaz, no. - Dave, he's me kid!"
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"I suppose there's nicking cars."
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"- No! - Well, then?"
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"Look, I'll help' all right? I'm running, aren't I?"
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"But I'm taking nowt off. Final."
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"Come on, Dave. Don't stop now."
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"- Keep up, you fat bastard! - Gazza, you tosser!"
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"Do you need a hand?"
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"Yeah, it's your HT leads, I reckon."
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"Give it a go at that."
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"Didn't you work at Harrisons afore it shut down?"
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"Ah! I thought I clocked you!"
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"I were ont' floor with Gaz. Him up the road."
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"How's it going, then?"
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"You got any work?"
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"No, there's not a lot about."
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"Well, like I say, get some new ones when you can."
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"No, no, my chuffing pleasure!"
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"Dave?"
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"- Are you all right, kid? - You bastard!"
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"'Ey! 'Ey!"
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"You could shoot yoursen."
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"Where's he gonna find a gun from round 'ere?"
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"You wanna find yourself a big bridge."
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"Yeah. Like one of them bungeejumps, only without the bungee bit."
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"I can't stand heights, me."
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"Drowning. Now there's a way to go."
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"I can't swim."
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"You don't have to fucking swim, you divvy. That's the point."
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"You're not very keen, are you?"
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"Sorry."
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