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Clips from The Great North - Dip the Halls Adventure (S02E02)

"What is this?"
The Great North
"Oh, I remember this costume."
The Great North
"He was the party store's discount Barney, named Blarney."
The Great North
"And there's Billy Bratt the Butter Pat from Toast by Jan"
The Great North
"and Certifiably Elaine from the notary."
The Great North
"I love costumes,"
The Great North
"but this collection-- how can I put this--"
The Great North
"- feels psychotic. Thank you."
The Great North
"- Guys, again, the gasps."
The Great North
"Well, hello there "Potahto" Patty and friends."
The Great North
"- Does he have a British accent? - Indeed."
The Great North
"Is he British?"
The Great North
"No, he's originally from Seward."
The Great North
"Is this a costume? Hmm. It's very lifelike."
The Great North
"Um, no. I'm a human man."
The Great North
"I'll take your word for it."
The Great North
"What is it that brings you to the chateau"
The Great North
"this holiday afore night?"
The Great North
"You have something of mine. My Bigfoot costume."
The Great North
"Ah, yes. I finally bagged my white whale."
The Great North
"- Why do you steal costumes? - For the hunt."
The Great North
"- Allow me to explain myself at length. - Oh, boy."
The Great North
"I was once an actual big game hunter."
The Great North
"I traveled all over Alaska,"
The Great North
"killing some of its most beautiful animals."
The Great North
"Then Game Warden Burt said"
The Great North
"I'm no longer legally allowed to hunt"
The Great North
"just because I was shooting endangered species."
The Great North
"I was so bored, I barely had any blood on my hands."
The Great North
"It was terrible. Then one day,"
The Great North
"I spotted the mascot for the Polar Bear panini shop."
The Great North
"Sure, he makes no sense-- Why would a polar bear make"
The Great North
"a hot sandwich?"
The Great North
"To stay warm or to eat it."
The Great North
"Please do not respond to my musings."
The Great North
"I saw that enormous, gorgeous white-hot sandwich bear."
The Great North
"I had to have him."
The Great North
"The bear's human inhabitant stored the costume"
The Great North
"in an unlocked shed. I nabbed it,"
The Great North
"and suddenly I felt like Dick Chateau again."
The Great North
"And I've been collecting ever since."
The Great North
"But you-- your costume is always locked away"
The Great North
"or upon your person."
The Great North
"But tonight..."
The Great North
"you let your guard down and left it in an unlocked van."
The Great North
"Oh, no, I did leave the van unlocked."
The Great North
"I guess I was distracted. I was nervous about our dinner."
The Great North
"You were nervous about having dinner with me?"
The Great North
"I'm just Beef."
The Great North
"But to be honest, I was pretty nervous, too."
The Great North
"Oh. Well, I understand."
The Great North
"I'm pretty shy and a one-on-one dinner was a lot of pressure,"
The Great North
"- but I think... - Hey, shy boys."
The Great North
"Dick Chateau talking."
The Great North
"We just need to get Jerry's costume back."
The Great North
"- We're willing to pay you any... - No."
The Great North
"This was my Christmas gift to myself. The perfect present."
The Great North
"The perfect present can't be"
The Great North
"something you stole from someone else."
The Great North
"It has to be a carefully curated choice,"
The Great North
"made to make someone else very happy"
The Great North
"for just a brief shining moment."
The Great North
"It doesn't have to be expensive."
The Great North
"It just has to say, "Hey, man, I see you and I get you.""
The Great North
"It's the frigging spirit of frigging Christmas."
The Great North
"Sorry, could you repeat that?"
The Great North
"- I dozed off. - Damn it."
The Great North
"Look, is there anything we can offer you?"
The Great North
"Some kind of trade?"
The Great North
"Hmm. A trade."
The Great North
"Perhaps I could give back the costume"
The Great North
"in exchange for you indulging in the Moltening."
The Great North
"- Get the Moltening sacks. Moltening sack?"
The Great North
"You all wear costumes on the outside."
The Great North
"What if you knew what your costumes were on the inside?"
The Great North
"Are you gonna perform surgery on us?"
The Great North
"No. Although that's a fun idea."
The Great North
"Stop talking."
The Great North
"Oh, no, he's gonna put us in bags."
The Great North
"Yes, but not in a bad way."
The Great North
"Step one, you will don this nude hosiery."
The Great North
"Step two, I will cover you in glue."
The Great North