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Clips from Cheers - Rescue Me (S03E03)

AND A BOTTLE OF YOUR BEST CHIANTI.

"AND A BOTTLE OF YOUR BEST CHIANTI."

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BOY, CAN I SHOW A GIRL A GOOD TIME, OR WHAT, HUH?

"BOY, CAN I SHOW A GIRL A GOOD TIME, OR WHAT, HUH?"

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FRASIER, DON'T FEEL BAD. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

"FRASIER, DON'T FEEL BAD. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT."

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OH, I DON'T KNOW, DIANE. JUST SEEMS THE HARDER I TRY TO PLEASE YOU,

"OH, I DON'T KNOW, DIANE. JUST SEEMS THE HARDER I TRY TO PLEASE YOU,"

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THE MORE I MESS UP.

"THE MORE I MESS UP."

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I WANTED TONIGHT TO BE PERFECT

"I WANTED TONIGHT TO BE PERFECT"

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SO THAT I COULD ASK YOU TO MARRY ME.

"SO THAT I COULD ASK YOU TO MARRY ME."

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OH, HOW YOU TALK!

"OH, HOW YOU TALK!"

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DR. MARINO HELPED ME MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS FOR US TO BE MARRIED TOMORROW

"DR. MARINO HELPED ME MAKE THE ARRANGEMENTS FOR US TO BE MARRIED TOMORROW"

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AT HIS PARENTS' ESTATE IN FLORENCE.

"AT HIS PARENTS' ESTATE IN FLORENCE."

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YOU'RE SERIOUS.

"YOU'RE SERIOUS."

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WELL, DIANE,

"WELL, DIANE,"

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THIS TRIP HAS PUT US TO THE TEST.

"THIS TRIP HAS PUT US TO THE TEST."

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I'VE SEEN YOU AT YOUR BEST AND YOUR WORST,

"I'VE SEEN YOU AT YOUR BEST AND YOUR WORST,"

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AND I DIDN'T THINK YOUR WORST WAS ALL THAT BAD,

"AND I DIDN'T THINK YOUR WORST WAS ALL THAT BAD,"

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ESPECIALLY WHEN IT WAS ONLY IN SMALL DOSES.

"ESPECIALLY WHEN IT WAS ONLY IN SMALL DOSES."

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THE MORE I KNOW YOU...

"THE MORE I KNOW YOU..."

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THE MORE I WANT YOU.

"THE MORE I WANT YOU."

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WILL YOU MARRY ME TOMORROW

"WILL YOU MARRY ME TOMORROW"

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AND MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD?

"AND MAKE ME THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD?"

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OH...

"OH..."

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OH, FRASIER, I'M SO NERVOUS.

"OH, FRASIER, I'M SO NERVOUS."

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I DIDN'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST INDICATION

"I DIDN'T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST INDICATION"

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THIS WAS COMING.

"THIS WAS COMING."

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WELL, OF COURSE, MY--

"WELL, OF COURSE, MY--"

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OH! LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE.

"OH! LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE."

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MAY I HAVE YOUR NAPKIN?

"MAY I HAVE YOUR NAPKIN?"

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[CRASH] OH!

"[CRASH] OH!"

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I'LL--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

"I'LL--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

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Carla: PRETTY FANCY ANSWERING MACHINE YOU GOT THERE, SAM.

"Carla: PRETTY FANCY ANSWERING MACHINE YOU GOT THERE, SAM."

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MM-HMM. DELUXE MODEL, TOP OF THE LINE.

"MM-HMM. DELUXE MODEL, TOP OF THE LINE."

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I HATE ANSWERING MACHINES.

"I HATE ANSWERING MACHINES."

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I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THEM.

"I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THEM."

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GEE, AND YOU'RE SUCH A WHIZ WITH PEOPLE.

"GEE, AND YOU'RE SUCH A WHIZ WITH PEOPLE."

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SAMMY, I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S A CONVENIENCE OF SORTS,

"SAMMY, I KNOW YOU THINK IT'S A CONVENIENCE OF SORTS,"

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BUT IT'S A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR A HUMAN BEING,

"BUT IT'S A POOR SUBSTITUTE FOR A HUMAN BEING,"

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AND I THINK YOU OUGHT TO TRASH IT.

"AND I THINK YOU OUGHT TO TRASH IT."

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ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE MACHINE.

"ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS AN EXPENSIVE MACHINE."

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I'M TALKING ABOUT CARLA. HA HA HA!

"I'M TALKING ABOUT CARLA. HA HA HA!"

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LIKE TO SEE HER TOP THAT ONE. HUH?

"LIKE TO SEE HER TOP THAT ONE. HUH?"

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WHOO! WHOO! OOH!

"WHOO! WHOO! OOH!"

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UH, TOUCHÉ.

"UH, TOUCHÉ."

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SAMMY, I'M NOT MUCH FOR THESE THINGS.

"SAMMY, I'M NOT MUCH FOR THESE THINGS."

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WHY DO YOU NEED ONE, ANYWAY?

"WHY DO YOU NEED ONE, ANYWAY?"

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I'VE BEEN MISSING A LOT OF MY CALLS LATELY.

"I'VE BEEN MISSING A LOT OF MY CALLS LATELY."

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PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SCREWING UP MY MESSAGES.

"PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SCREWING UP MY MESSAGES."

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I RESENT THAT. WE ALWAYS GET YOUR MESSAGES RIGHT.

"I RESENT THAT. WE ALWAYS GET YOUR MESSAGES RIGHT."

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YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK--

"YEAH. WHAT DO YOU THINK--"

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WE'RE TOO STUPID TO ANSWER A PHONE, TAKE DOWN A MESSAGE?

"WE'RE TOO STUPID TO ANSWER A PHONE, TAKE DOWN A MESSAGE?"

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I DIDN'T--

"I DIDN'T--"

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WHERE IT HURTS, SAM. YEAH.

"WHERE IT HURTS, SAM. YEAH."

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WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT I STILL THINK

"WELL, I'M SORRY, BUT I STILL THINK"

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IT'D STILL BE BETTER IF WE HAD A MACHINE.

"IT'D STILL BE BETTER IF WE HAD A MACHINE."

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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO RECORD ON THIS LITTLE DEVIL?

"DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO RECORD ON THIS LITTLE DEVIL?"

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YEAH. YOU PRESS THAT LITTLE RED BUTTON.

"YEAH. YOU PRESS THAT LITTLE RED BUTTON."

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THERE YOU GO. JUST TALK RIGHT INTO THE MACHINE.

"THERE YOU GO. JUST TALK RIGHT INTO THE MACHINE."

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KEEP IT SIMPLE AND JUST TELL THEM

"KEEP IT SIMPLE AND JUST TELL THEM"

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TO LEAVE THEIR NAMES AND THEIR PHONE NUMBERS.

"TO LEAVE THEIR NAMES AND THEIR PHONE NUMBERS."

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I'LL MAKE JUNGLE NOISES IN THE BACKGROUND.

"I'LL MAKE JUNGLE NOISES IN THE BACKGROUND."

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OK, ALL RIGHT. SHH.

"OK, ALL RIGHT. SHH."

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QUIET. QUIET FOR A SECOND, EVERYBODY.

"QUIET. QUIET FOR A SECOND, EVERYBODY."

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HI. THIS IS SAM MALONE.

"HI. THIS IS SAM MALONE."

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SUCKERED YOU IN. I'M NOT HERE.

"SUCKERED YOU IN. I'M NOT HERE."

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HOW DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO A MACHINE?

"HOW DO YOU LIKE TALKING TO A MACHINE?"

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BRRRR! CAW! CAW!

"BRRRR! CAW! CAW!"

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AT THE SOUND OF THE BEEP,

"AT THE SOUND OF THE BEEP,"

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PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NAME, NUMBER,

"PLEASE LEAVE YOUR NAME, NUMBER,"

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AND SOMETHING THAT'LL GET ME HOT.

"AND SOMETHING THAT'LL GET ME HOT."

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HOPE THAT WAS FOR YOUR PRIVATE LINE.

"HOPE THAT WAS FOR YOUR PRIVATE LINE."

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ARE YOU KIDDING? I WOULDN'T WASTE

"ARE YOU KIDDING? I WOULDN'T WASTE"

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A BON MOT LIKE THAT ON BUSINESS STUFF.

"A BON MOT LIKE THAT ON BUSINESS STUFF."

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[RING]

"[RING]"

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WOULD, UH, SOMEONE GET THAT FOR ME, PLEASE?

"WOULD, UH, SOMEONE GET THAT FOR ME, PLEASE?"

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[DOPEY VOICE] OH. WELL, GEE, I'LL TRY.

"[DOPEY VOICE] OH. WELL, GEE, I'LL TRY."

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HELLO?

"HELLO?"

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HEY! WHOA.

"HEY! WHOA."

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WANT TO HELP ME, GUYS?

"WANT TO HELP ME, GUYS?"

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OH, YEAH. HELLO?

"OH, YEAH. HELLO?"

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YEAH. COME IN. FLASH GORDON.

"YEAH. COME IN. FLASH GORDON."

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CHEERS.

"CHEERS."

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HELLO. IT'S ME.

"HELLO. IT'S ME."

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OOH, HOLD ON HERE A SECOND.

"OOH, HOLD ON HERE A SECOND."

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HEY THERE.

"HEY THERE."

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BEEN DREAMING ABOUT ME AGAIN? JUST HAD TO CALL, HUH?

"BEEN DREAMING ABOUT ME AGAIN? JUST HAD TO CALL, HUH?"

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ACTUALLY, I WAS CALLING TO TALK TO EVERYONE,

"ACTUALLY, I WAS CALLING TO TALK TO EVERYONE,"

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CHAT A LITTLE,

"CHAT A LITTLE,"

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TELL YOU HOW NICE THE WEATHER'S BEEN,

"TELL YOU HOW NICE THE WEATHER'S BEEN,"

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HOW ROMANTIC EUROPE HAS BEEN.

"HOW ROMANTIC EUROPE HAS BEEN."

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HA.

"HA."

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AH, YES, IT'S BEEN VERY ROMANTIC,

"AH, YES, IT'S BEEN VERY ROMANTIC,"

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THE KIND OF PLACE THAT MAKES A MAN LOSE HIS HEAD

"THE KIND OF PLACE THAT MAKES A MAN LOSE HIS HEAD"

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AND PROPOSE TO A GAL ON A NIGHT SUCH AS THIS.

"AND PROPOSE TO A GAL ON A NIGHT SUCH AS THIS."

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UH-HUH. SO, WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO NEXT?

"UH-HUH. SO, WHO DO YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO NEXT?"

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I'M TALKING ABOUT FRASIER, SAM.

"I'M TALKING ABOUT FRASIER, SAM."

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HE HAD A COUPLE OF SIPS OF CHIANTI TONIGHT

"HE HAD A COUPLE OF SIPS OF CHIANTI TONIGHT"

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AND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM.

"AND ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM."

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DID YOU SAY A COUPLE OF SIPS OR BARRELS?

"DID YOU SAY A COUPLE OF SIPS OR BARRELS?"

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I KNEW YOU'D BE THIS WAY.

"I KNEW YOU'D BE THIS WAY."

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NO, NO, I'M NOT BEING ANY WAY HERE.

"NO, NO, I'M NOT BEING ANY WAY HERE."

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UM...SO, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?

"UM...SO, WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?"

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I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM ANYTHING YET.

"I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM ANYTHING YET."

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I'M JUST BASKING IN THE MOMENT.

"I'M JUST BASKING IN THE MOMENT."

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UH-HUH. I SEE.

"UH-HUH. I SEE."

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SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? YOU ALWAYS TELL ME

"SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? YOU ALWAYS TELL ME"

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YOU AND FRASIER ARE SUCH A PERFECT MATCH.

"YOU AND FRASIER ARE SUCH A PERFECT MATCH."

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THERE'S NO PROBLEM.

"THERE'S NO PROBLEM."

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UH-HUH.

"UH-HUH."

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TELL EVERYONE THAT I'LL CALL AFTER THE WEDDING TOMORROW.

"TELL EVERYONE THAT I'LL CALL AFTER THE WEDDING TOMORROW."

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TOMORROW? WHAT'S THE RUSH?

"TOMORROW? WHAT'S THE RUSH?"

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FRASIER HAS THOUGHTFULLY AND ROMANTICALLY

"FRASIER HAS THOUGHTFULLY AND ROMANTICALLY"

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ARRANGED FOR US TO BE MARRIED

"ARRANGED FOR US TO BE MARRIED"

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AT THE MARINO ESTATE.

"AT THE MARINO ESTATE."

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IT'S SOMEWHAT OF A LANDMARK,

"IT'S SOMEWHAT OF A LANDMARK,"

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ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ESTATES IN FLORENCE.

"ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ESTATES IN FLORENCE."

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SO ARE YOU GOING TO SAY YES?

"SO ARE YOU GOING TO SAY YES?"

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DO YOU THINK I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ELSE?

"DO YOU THINK I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ELSE?"

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NO.

"NO."

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NO, YOU DON'T THINK I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ELSE,

"NO, YOU DON'T THINK I SHOULD SAY SOMETHING ELSE,"

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OR NO, YOU THINK I SHOULD SAY NO?

"OR NO, YOU THINK I SHOULD SAY NO?"

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YES.

"YES."

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