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Clips from A League of Their Own - Batter Up (S01E01)

"He's my best friend, so..."
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"And how is he in the sack?"
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"That is... That's private information, so..."
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"[Greta] All right, close your peepers."
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"- I'm gonna mist you. Ready? - [Carson] Okay."
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"I need to sort of visualize what you're gonna look like when I'm done with ya."
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"Um, so he's never said anything explicit about it,"
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"but I think that Charlie really likes my hair long, so..."
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"[Greta] I was thinking like this."
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"[gasps]"
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"Gr... Greta, that is so much hair."
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"Do you want me to stop?"
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"No. No."
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"Okay, good."
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"I read what you wrote."
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"What is your story?"
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"All right, I wasn't gonna come to the tryouts."
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"Even though it's a dream to play ball like this."
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"But I just kept thinking, "You can't, you're a married woman.""
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"And then, I... I might have received..."
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"a letter in the mail from my husband,"
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"uh, about him, uh, coming home."
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"What?"
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"He's coming home."
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"Hold on, hold on, hold on."
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"Are you saying that your husband"
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"wrote you a letter saying he was coming home from war"
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"and then you left?"
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"[quietly] Yeah. Yes."
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"[laughing]"
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"I just ran away like I was possessed or something."
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"See, I don't think you are running away from anything."
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"I think you are running towards your destiny."
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"I don't think I'm the kind of person that has a destiny."
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"Well, I guess you get to decide that, don't you?"
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"[train whistle blows]"
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"[people chatting indistinctly]"
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"[chuckles]"
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"Fucking fuckers!"
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"What?"
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"They published my letter, but they completely rewrote it"
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"and made it sound like I was complimenting them!"
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"God! This is typical."
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"You can't even try out and now my comment on Wonder Woman"
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"and how the character development is too quickly played out was twisted!"
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"They twisted it!"
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"Yeah. It's the same situation."
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"- I'll shut up, yeah. - [chuckles]"
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"What did you tell your mom?"
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"She'd be so pissed if she knew you went to tryouts."
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"I didn't tell her anything."
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"She does not run my life. I'm a grown woman."
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"- Yes, you are. - I call the shots."
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"- You do. - I do."
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"Yes, you do, sir."
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"- But we should probably... - We should probably... Yep, I know, just tell her."
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"- Make up something. - I didn't even think about that."
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"- Because she's gonna kill you, and you know that. - Right. Mm-hmm."
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"I'm moving to California."
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"- Okay. - I heard the leagues out there are a little bit integrated."
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"What do you mean "a little bit integrated"?"
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"It's kind of a you either are or aren't thing, isn't it?"
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"Yeah, well, maybe they'll make an exception for people as good as me."
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"Well, if we're going to California, I have to tell my husband, so..."
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"Ugh, I still can't believe you have a husband."
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"- I still can't believe you don't. - You are a whole wife."
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"Yeah, and you could be, too, if you, you know, did somethin' with your face."
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"- No. No. - Smile."
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"[Clance] Every single man in that town when there's not a war"
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"is into you, and you just ignore them."
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"- This is not true. - The guy with the wonky eye?"
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"- He's 50! - Yeah, but, you know."
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"You're sick. The eye is lazy. I can't do that."
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"- Yeah, but it's kinda cute the way it kinda wobbles. - No, no, no."
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"- I'm good. - Don't you think?"
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"- Thank you. But I'll pass. - All right."
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"It's time for me to stop wantin' things I can't have. [sighs]"
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"Hey!"
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"California."
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"No. Can't I just want something normal, like a couch?"
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"- A couch? - Ain't that what you wives want?"
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"[laughs]"
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"You're looking to get slapped."
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"- Lemme see your drawing. - No."
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"- Please? - No."
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"- I haven't got that big creasy frown line... - Please."
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"- ...just right yet. - Okay."
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"- Goofy tooth right yet. - Okay, just lemme see the damn thing!"
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"Say something nice."
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"Something nice."
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"- Mm-hmm. Something better. - [Max chuckles]"
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"- If you could just... Her arm. - Shut up."
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"- Wouldn't let my arm noodle like that... - Shut up!"
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"All right. It's perfect."
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"Thank you."
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"[train whistle blows]"
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"[soft jazz music playing]"
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"I think we can see you better now."
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"What do you think?"
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"I like it."
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"Me too."
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"Hey, you gotta tell him how you feel."
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"Okay."
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"- Okay? - Mm-hmm. Yeah."
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"Okay."
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"[Carson chuckles]"
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"Hello, ladies, how can I help you?"
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"We are looking for some stationary"
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"that would befit an important message."
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"- Absolutely. - [Carson] Very important."
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"- And we'll take an envelope, please. - Yeah, an envelope."
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"- Okay. - And a pen, with a flexible nib."
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"- Great. - And a stamp."
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"- Yes. 'Cause we have to... - [both] Send it."
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"Is that all?"
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"[upbeat jazz music playing]"
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"[stammering] I don't know what to say."
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"- I've known him so long. You don't even know. - Okay, so say that."
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"I can't..."
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"[Carson] I don't want him to think I don't love him"
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