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Clips from Beautiful Girls

"- Are you serious? - Yeah."
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"- That's bogus. - Why?"
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"Cos you get that job, you won't have any time to play the piano."
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"Mo, listen, it's not happening. It's just not happening."
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"I'm getting older and I gotta think about the future."
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"You would be the worst salesman ever, OK?"
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"I deal with salesmen every day and you... you are no salesman."
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"Well, thanks for the vote of confidence."
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"What the hell do you know about office equipment?"
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"What do you know about kids? You're raising two just fine."
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"- Dad! - Sarah?"
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"See these guys? Husky Pete, Rizzo and Sammy Bean?"
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"They work all day, drink all night for 40 fucking years."
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"Two weeks out of the year, they take a vacation."
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"What do they do? Drink all day and drink all night."
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"Does this little observation contain anything resembling a point?"
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"Yes, Tom."
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"If we don't step it up, we'll wind up just like Husky Pete"
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"and Rizzo and Sammy Bean."
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"Cool."
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"Cool?"
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"Holy shit!"
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"- Hi, Frank. - Hey!"
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"Oh, it's good to see you."
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"- What is that? - That is unbelievable."
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"- Stink, who's the vixen? - It's my cousin from Chicago."
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"- No way. - No way does she share your blood."
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"Yes, she does, and she is not only hot, she is also completely cool."
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"- Unbelievable. - Does she have a boyfriend?"
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"What do you think? A girl like that's born with a boyfriend."
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"I'm gonna go say hi to Stanley."
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"- Stanley? - Hey, you."
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"- Good to see you. - Good to see you."
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"I got some friends I want you to meet. Come here."
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"Oh, man, this should be fun."
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"Andera, this is Tommy..."
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"- Kev... - Hi."
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"- Paul... - Hi."
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"- Willie. - Guys..."
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"- Hey, Stink. - I'm sorry. And Mo."
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"- Hi, Mo. - Hi."
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"Guys, Andera."
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"Hi."
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"I'll be here if you need me."
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"So what part of Chicago you from?"
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"- Do you know Chicago? - Yeah... I know Soldier's Field."
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"That's a football field."
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"- She said it. - So what do you do?"
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"- I'm in advertising. - Advertising! That's great."
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"- What do you guys do? - What do we do?"
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"- Well, Paul and I have... - ...a business."
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"- Construction... - Painting..."
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"- Kevin works for me. - I work with him."
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"- Mo works in a textile plant. - I'm plant manager."
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"And Willie here's a musician."
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"- What do you play? - Piano."
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"- Would you play something? - No, no..."
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"- Hey, Will, play something. - No..."
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"Come on."
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"- Come on. You never play any more. - I know."
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"- He's good. - I need a shot."
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"- Do you guys want to do a shot? - Shots? We love shots."
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"- Er, woo-woos, melon balls? - Chicks like num-nums."
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"- Whiskey. - Whiskey, yeah. Whiskey it is."
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"- Stan, six shorts. - Who's Stan?"
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"You got it."
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"Thank you."
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"Gotcha."
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"Irish."
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"So, Willie, you gonna play something or what?"
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"All right. All right."
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"All right."
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"Hey, buddy."
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"Why'd you mention the piano? We can't compete with that."
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"Show her how you spread mulch. That's sexy."
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"Stinky's cousin. He's related!"
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"What's this song?"
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"You don't know this?"
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"Take it, buddy."
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"I'm done speaking to both of you, OK? You're both fucking insane."
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"You know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy and Madison fucking Avenue."
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"Yes. Let me explain something to you."
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"Girls with big tits have big asses."
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"Girls with little tits have little asses. That's how it goes."
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"God doesn't fuck around. He's fair."
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"He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits"
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"and the skinnies little, tiny niddlers."
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"It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him."
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"Hey, Mitch."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, guys, look what we have here."
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"Look. Your favourite. Oh, you like that?"
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"- I can go with that. - Nice? Well, it doesn't exist."
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"Look at the hair. It's long, flowing - like a river."
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"Well, it's a fucking weave, OK?"
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"And the tits. Please! I could hang my overcoat on them."
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"Tits, by design, were invented to be suckled by babies."
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"Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicone city."
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"And look - my favourite, the shaved pubis."
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"Pubic hair being so unruly and all."
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"This is a mockery, a sham. This is bullshit."
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"Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out,"
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"the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved..."
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"These are not real women. They're beauty freaks."
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"They make us normal women with our wrinkles,"
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"our puckered boobs - hi, Bob - our cellulite, feel somehow inadequate."
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"Well, I don't buy it."
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"But if you think there's a chance you could get one of these women,"
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"you don't give us real women any commitment - it's pathetic."
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"What do you think you'll do? You'll end up drooling in some nursing home,"
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"then you'll decide that it's time to settle down, have kids?!"
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"You gonna find a cheerleader? Charge it, Mitch."
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"- You're oversimplifying. - Oh, eat me!"
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"Look at Paul - models on the wall, dog named Elle MacPherson."
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"He's insane! He's obsessed. You're all obsessed."
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"If you had an ounce of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence,"
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"you would realise that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin deep."
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"And if you did hook a model, I guarantee you'd be sick of her."
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"Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her"
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"after about, what, 20 or 30 years?"
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