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Clips from Parks and Recreation - Canvassing (S01E01)

"How old are your kids?"
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"Four and two."
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"Could the 4-year-old watch the 2-year-old? - Okay."
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"Mickey! What's up, buddy?"
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"How's my number one sod man doing?"
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"Look, here's the one, two, three of the situation."
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"One, we're building a new park,"
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"two, I'm on the committee,"
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"three, you're putting in the sod."
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"And who knows, you know? Maybe, down the line,"
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"a situation will arise where you could hook me up."
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"Are you gonna commit to coming to this meeting tomorrow,"
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"or are you gonna be a bitch?"
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"Yes, you do owe me."
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"Tom Haverford."
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"Okay. Keep going, keep moving."
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"Nose to the grindstone. No means yes."
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"Can we stop, please? Because it's really hot, and I'm tired."
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"Yeah, I'm hot, too."
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"Let's blow on each ether's faces."
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"Or we could drink some water."
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"Yeah, let's do that."
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"My house is really close by. Let's just go take a break for an hour or so."
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"Okay, okay. Look, I didn't want it to have to come to this,"
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"but, Ann, please open the sealed envelope that's in your binder."
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"This is a little something I learned from Karl Rove."
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"If you want to guarantee the results of a survey,"
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"you design the question to give you the answer that you want."
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""Wouldn't you rather have a park than a storage facility for nuclear waste?""
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"That seems iffy."
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"Yeah, don't worry about it, I made it all up."
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"Yeah, that's what I mean."
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"Wouldn't you agree, like most decent Americans,"
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"that it would be a good idea"
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"to turn the abandoned lot on Sullivan Street"
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"into a beautiful community park?"
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"Oh. Actually, no. I'm not really a fan of parks."
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"Very noisy, barbecue smell all the time."
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"Would you change your mind if I told you that"
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"nine out of 10 meth users said the same exact thing?"
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"What? How would you even know that?"
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"Survey. We surveyed crystal meth users."
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"We're actually having a little town meeting tomorrow night"
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"if you wanted to just... Look, I know it sounds weird,"
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"but I just don't like living near parks."
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"So if you have a flier or something, I'd be happy to take it."
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"Thank you. Okay."
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"You don't care about your kids if you don't support this park!"
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"Excuse me?"
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"It's... What I mean is, kids love parks and you should, too."
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"So, if I don't support your little project,"
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"then I don't love my daughter?"
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"I didn't..."
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"What time is this thing, anyway?"
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"Oh, it's next month, forget about it."
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"Oh, it's tomorrow night. I'll be there."
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"- Great. - Okay. Come on."
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"- We got one. - Come on."
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"Am I talking to the two sexiest thighs in landscaping?"
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"Yes, I am, 'cause I'm talking to Marcy."
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"How's it going? Tom Haverford."
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"Kevin, your sandboxes are the best. That's why I want you involved!"
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"I just want the best monkey bars I can get in my park."
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"I don't mind hooking you up."
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"Maybe, down the line, there'll be a situation where you can hook me up."
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"Thank you for your time, sir."
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"Hmm, he said some upsetting things."
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"I can't believe you gave him your home phone number."
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"Well, I'm a public servant. I need to be accessible."
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"What the hell is wrong with people?"
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"I should show them Andy's medical bills."
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"Maybe they'd have a little sympathy."
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"Oh, my God. Ann! Game changer."
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"You just busted the game wide open."
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"- How? - Andy."
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"We need Andy. He's our symbol."
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"We'll wheel him around the neighborhood to get sympathy."
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"- He's a cute FDR. Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"Ron, you got a minute?"
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"Uh, sure, Paul. What can I do for you?"
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"The Sullivan Street Park project. You fast-tracked it, right?"
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"Yeah, absolutely. We have a public forum tomorrow."
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"Okay. Great. I'll be there."
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"Great."
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"Mmm. "Hey! You fast-tracked that, right?""
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"I'm sorry? Did you say something?"
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"- Nope. - You didn't say anything to me?"
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"Nope."
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"There's a new wind blowing in government and I don't like it."
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"All of a sudden, there's all this federal money coming in,"
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"and Paul, the city manager, is telling us to build parks"
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"and start new community programs. It's horrifying."
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"Do you have, like, a nurse's costume? Costume?"
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"- You mean, like, scrubs? - Yeah, put those on."
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"Okay."
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"Please tell me"
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"Please tell me why"
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"My car is in the front yard"
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"Bass! Come on."
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"And I'm sleeping with my clothes on"
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"I came in through the window last night"
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"It can be tricky dealing... Don't..."
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"Why do I want to build this park so bad?"
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"Maybe because a pit filled with garbage"
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"isn't the best that we can do in America."
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"You know, in Russia, they could pretend that pit was a park,"
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"bring their kids down there."
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""Hey, Vlad! Look at these rocks!"
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""Let's pretend they're potatoes!""
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""Nikolai! Do you want to swim in the dirt?""
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"But not here. Okay? 'Cause we're a nation of dreamers."
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"And it is my dream to build a park."
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"That I one day visit with my White House staff on my birthday."
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"And they say, "President Knope, this park is awesome."
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""Now we understand why you are the first female President of the United States.""
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"Leslie Knope, builder of parks. How was canvassing?"
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"Canvassing was okay,"
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"but I think we're gonna have to postpone the town meeting."
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"Postpone?"
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"Only for one to 90 days."
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