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Clips from Benson (1979) - War Stories (S01E01)

"Sir, I think Marcy ought to know about this right away."
Benson (1979)
"(STUTTERING) I'll just skip the middle and get right to the end."
Benson (1979)
"Because I think this might be of assistance to you"
Benson (1979)
"in your talk with Marcy."
Benson (1979)
"(MUMBLING)"
Benson (1979)
"Okay. So, when we got our first delivery,"
Benson (1979)
"Horace opened up his divvy bag and it was filled with oranges."
Benson (1979)
"Well, I don't know if this is going to help Marcy,"
Benson (1979)
"but it's certainly been an inspiration to me."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, Benson, I want to talk to you."
Benson (1979)
"I have to talk to you, too."
Benson (1979)
"I'm gonna take a day off. Good."
Benson (1979)
"Well, maybe two. Fine."
Benson (1979)
"Go away for a nice long weekend."
Benson (1979)
"Excellent idea. Where should we go?"
Benson (1979)
"I can't get away."
Benson (1979)
"No, silly, me and Eddie. Nowhere."
Benson (1979)
"What about the beach?"
Benson (1979)
"Now, the beach is romantic."
Benson (1979)
"Except I'd have no hairdo"
Benson (1979)
"and I'm allergic to the sun."
Benson (1979)
"Forget it. He'd take one look at the hair and the hives"
Benson (1979)
"and leave in a rocket."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, listen."
Benson (1979)
"I got it, Mexico."
Benson (1979)
"There's this place in Mexico."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, I can't think of the name of it,"
Benson (1979)
"but it's so romantic. It's all pink."
Benson (1979)
"You stay in little pink villas,"
Benson (1979)
"and pink rooms, drive pink jeeps,"
Benson (1979)
"swim in pink pools, eat pink food."
Benson (1979)
"Even the help is pink, I think."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, forget about Mexico."
Benson (1979)
"You're right."
Benson (1979)
"My friend Sybil went there once."
Benson (1979)
"Before she even got out of the bathroom,"
Benson (1979)
"her boyfriend had married someone named Juanita."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, I don't think after hearing what I've got to..."
Benson (1979)
"Europe!"
Benson (1979)
"No, that's crazy, we'd spend all of our time on a plane"
Benson (1979)
"and I'm so ugly on planes."
Benson (1979)
"Everything swells."
Benson (1979)
"My feet, my fingers, my eyes, my nose, everything."
Benson (1979)
"I disembark, I look like the Pillsbury Doughboy."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, listen to me."
Benson (1979)
"This is terrible."
Benson (1979)
"I'm ugly at the beach, I'm ugly in the heat, I'm ugly in the air."
Benson (1979)
"Why don't I just forget it and send him my picture?"
Benson (1979)
"Good idea."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, come on, Benson, where should we go?"
Benson (1979)
"Nowhere, he's married."
Benson (1979)
"How about a cabin in the woods, we could..."
Benson (1979)
"It takes a while for sound to reach me sometimes."
Benson (1979)
"Did you just say "married"?"
Benson (1979)
"Yes."
Benson (1979)
"Who's married?"
Benson (1979)
"He's married, and he didn't have the guts to tell you."
Benson (1979)
"He's not married."
Benson (1979)
"He is married."
Benson (1979)
"He told you he's married?"
Benson (1979)
"He's making it up."
Benson (1979)
"It's happened to me before."
Benson (1979)
"He just doesn't like me and that's his way out."
Benson (1979)
"No, Marcy. I'm telling you."
Benson (1979)
"Do you know, one guy even told me he was gay just to get rid of me?"
Benson (1979)
"Really, he even started dating guys."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy... One guy got married,"
Benson (1979)
"one guy committed suicide"
Benson (1979)
"so he wouldn't have to see me again."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, come on."
Benson (1979)
"Okay, okay, he didn't commit suicide."
Benson (1979)
"He told everyone he committed suicide."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, Eddie is married."
Benson (1979)
"No, Benson, he's not."
Benson (1979)
"He just doesn't like me, is all."
Benson (1979)
"And why should he? I'm boring."
Benson (1979)
"I'm a very, very boring person."
Benson (1979)
"Do you know, my psychiatrist falls asleep when I'm there?"
Benson (1979)
"He was crazy about you."
Benson (1979)
"You know, it's better this way"
Benson (1979)
"because I was spending my entire salary on underwear."
Benson (1979)
"He loved you, Marcy. No."
Benson (1979)
"It's true. He loved you."
Benson (1979)
"Shut up."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy."
Benson (1979)
"I don't want to know that."
Benson (1979)
"I don't want to know that it was that close."
Benson (1979)
"I don't want to know."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, I'm sorry."
Benson (1979)
"I'm so sorry."
Benson (1979)
"I never was so happy, Benson."
Benson (1979)
"I never was so happy in my whole life."
Benson (1979)
"I know."
Benson (1979)
"It's not fair."
Benson (1979)
"It never is."
Benson (1979)
"I never should have listened to that jerk, creep, louse."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, if I could help."
Benson (1979)
"No, thank you, Miss Kraus. I just want a little salad."
Benson (1979)
"A little salad?"
Benson (1979)
"Why don't you just eat a produce truck?"
Benson (1979)
"When some people are upset, they drink."
Benson (1979)
"Some people throw things."
Benson (1979)
"Some people eat."
Benson (1979)
"Ja, ever since that G.I. left,"
Benson (1979)
"that's what Aunt Helga has been doing."
Benson (1979)
"She now weighs almost 400 pounds."
Benson (1979)
"What a blimp."
Benson (1979)
"Marcy, why don't you go home?"
Benson (1979)
"I would, but there's nothing in my refrigerator."
Benson (1979)
"Is there any more yogurt?"
Benson (1979)
"Why don't you just waddle over there and find out?"
Benson (1979)
"Hi."
Benson (1979)
"I take it you told her?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, somebody had to."
Benson (1979)
"Excuse me, Benson, but could we have a few minutes."
Benson (1979)
"You've already had a few days."
Benson (1979)
"You haven't been straight with her yet."
Benson (1979)
"I wanted to tell you myself,"
Benson (1979)
"but I was confused about a lot of things."
Benson (1979)
"I was clear to the next town when I realized what I want is you."
Benson (1979)
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