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Clips from Benson (1979) - War Stories (S01E01)

"Brown wingtips? Yeah."
Benson (1979)
"I think I'm wearing them."
Benson (1979)
"Katie, did you... Brush my teeth? Yes."
Benson (1979)
"Did you put away the toothpaste?"
Benson (1979)
"Uh..."
Benson (1979)
"Did you wash out the tub und hang up the towels?"
Benson (1979)
"Uh..."
Benson (1979)
"Katie, how did you leave that bathroom?"
Benson (1979)
"With a strong sense of guilt."
Benson (1979)
"I'll clean it in the morning, okay?"
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, then see that you do."
Benson (1979)
"On the way out to dinner, Marcy introduced me to Eddie."
Benson (1979)
"I think he's a fox."
Benson (1979)
"He's a what?"
Benson (1979)
"That means he's cute."
Benson (1979)
"Ah, und what you call boys your own age who are cute?"
Benson (1979)
"There aren't any."
Benson (1979)
"Miss Kraus, when you were young,"
Benson (1979)
"were all the boys little flakes?"
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, und most of them grew up to be big flakes."
Benson (1979)
"Why?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, there's this boy in my class, Billy Carbitz."
Benson (1979)
"He told all the kids he likes me."
Benson (1979)
"He sure has a funny way of showing it."
Benson (1979)
"What do you mean?"
Benson (1979)
"He keeps pulling my hair."
Benson (1979)
"Well, at this age it can be a primitive sign of affection."
Benson (1979)
"Yesterday he punched me."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, I've known a few like that, too. Did you punch him back?"
Benson (1979)
"He'd only punch me back."
Benson (1979)
"If you do it right, he won't get up again."
Benson (1979)
"I guess he can't help being a geek."
Benson (1979)
"Judy Matthews used to like him."
Benson (1979)
"That's what I can't understand."
Benson (1979)
"Well, do not be too hard on Judy."
Benson (1979)
"Sometimes we see people the way we want to see them"
Benson (1979)
"und not the way they really are."
Benson (1979)
"Miss Kraus, did you ever meet a man you liked?"
Benson (1979)
"(SIGHS) Yeah."
Benson (1979)
"But he couldn't take a punch."
Benson (1979)
"Good night, Miss Kraus."
Benson (1979)
"Good night, Liebling."
Benson (1979)
"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Benson (1979)
"(DOG BARKING)"
Benson (1979)
"Good morning."
Benson (1979)
"Morning, Benson. How was your weekend?"
Benson (1979)
"Fine."
Benson (1979)
"How'd it go Friday night?"
Benson (1979)
"Oh, fine."
Benson (1979)
"Why, what went wrong?"
Benson (1979)
"Benson, I said "fine.""
Benson (1979)
"Well, you don't sound too happy about it."
Benson (1979)
"I'm very happy about it."
Benson (1979)
"I just have a terrible hangover."
Benson (1979)
"On the inside, I'm jumping up and down."
Benson (1979)
"If I do that on the outside, my ears will fall off."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, poor thing. I'll fix you something."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, thank you."
Benson (1979)
"So, tell me what happened."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, you were right."
Benson (1979)
"Eddie and I had a wonderful time Friday night."
Benson (1979)
"Uh-huh."
Benson (1979)
"We enjoyed each other so much we sort of lost track of time."
Benson (1979)
"Uh-huh."
Benson (1979)
"And by the time I finally got around to looking at my watch,"
Benson (1979)
"it was 5:30 this morning."
Benson (1979)
"Look out."
Benson (1979)
"American G.I.s. They are all alike."
Benson (1979)
"One of them broke my poor Aunt Helga's heart."
Benson (1979)
"Drink this, it will help."
Benson (1979)
"You'll need a fork for that."
Benson (1979)
"So, you and Eddie got along all right, huh?"
Benson (1979)
"He's a wonderful guy, Benson."
Benson (1979)
"See, what did I tell you? I knew it would work out."
Benson (1979)
"Did he say anything about nylons und chocolates?"
Benson (1979)
"That's okay."
Benson (1979)
"Aunt Helga never got those things either."
Benson (1979)
"Miss Kraus, I do feel better."
Benson (1979)
"Whatever this is, it works."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, I know."
Benson (1979)
"I sure could have used some of that the other day."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, I know."
Benson (1979)
"I gotta get back to work."
Benson (1979)
"Wait a minute. That's it?"
Benson (1979)
"Uh-huh."
Benson (1979)
"Except that he mentioned"
Benson (1979)
"something about giving up the road."
Benson (1979)
"Eddie said that?"
Benson (1979)
"Those G.I.s will say anything."
Benson (1979)
"There's an opening here in town"
Benson (1979)
"at the home office. He's gonna check it out."
Benson (1979)
"That's great."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, I kind of thought so, too."
Benson (1979)
"How about that?"
Benson (1979)
"Eddie talking about giving up the road."
Benson (1979)
"Well, all these years I've been trying to get him to find the right person"
Benson (1979)
"and settle down, and now maybe he and..."
Benson (1979)
"Benson. Huh?"
Benson (1979)
"Aunt Helga's G.I. told her he wanted to settle down, too."
Benson (1979)
"He never came back."
Benson (1979)
"Well, if your Aunt Helga is anything like you, I can see why."
Benson (1979)
"(KNOCK ON DOOR)"
Benson (1979)
"Who is it? BENSON: Hamilton Jordan."
Benson (1979)
"You want to come to a party?"
Benson (1979)
"You son of a gun. How you doing, Benson?"
Benson (1979)
"What's the matter, you couldn't call me? Marcy told me the good news."
Benson (1979)
"About what?"
Benson (1979)
""About what"? Mr. Casual."
Benson (1979)
"About that job in the home office."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, yeah. Well, I'm not sure that's gonna work out."
Benson (1979)
"What happened, they turn you down?"
Benson (1979)
"No, I didn't put in for it."
Benson (1979)
"Why? You having second thoughts about Marcy?"
Benson (1979)
"No, it's not that."
Benson (1979)
"In fact, I think I might be falling in love with her."
Benson (1979)
"Well, if that's true, why not give it a chance?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, I can't."
Benson (1979)
"Come on, Eddie, it's no crime to settle down."
Benson (1979)
"If you're in love with Marcy, what's the problem?"
Benson (1979)
"My wife."
Benson (1979)
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