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Clips from Coda

"♪ Black out on these haters I never been a poser ♪"
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"♪ She bragging, saying I date her ♪♪"
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"It's loud!"
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"You didn't change after fishing."
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"You stink."
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"I love rap music."
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"My whole ass is vibrating."
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"Just drive!"
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"[♪ music continues quietly ♪]"
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"[laughing]"
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"It's definitely itchy as hell."
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"It itches."
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"My nuts are on fire."
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"His, you know..."
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"They're like angry hard little beets."
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"Covered in barnacles."
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"I got it!"
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"And your mother's got it even worse."
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"Like a boiled lobster claw."
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"Right, well, so the layman's term for what you both have"
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"is "jock itch.""
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"It's common if you spend a lot of time in damp clothes,"
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"and it's-- it's easily transferable via intercourse."
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"-You guys have jock itch. -I'll give you an antifungal cream,"
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"but you both have to keep the area dry"
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"and avoid sex for two weeks."
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"You two need clean underwear."
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"And..."
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"you're not allowed to do it anymore."
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"What?"
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"For how long?"
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"Never again."
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"Done for life."
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"Two weeks."
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"-Impossible. -Can't do it."
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"[grill scraping]"
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"[dishes clattering, barbecue rattling]"
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"[phone chiming]"
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"[♪ Baby It's True by Soul Exotics on headphones ♪]"
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"Take those off. It's rude."
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"What's rude is how noisy you guys are!"
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"I can't focus."
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"Go eat."
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"[farting]"
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"You know why God made farts smell?"
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"So deaf people could enjoy them too."
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"Don't slouch. You'll get stuck."
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"Fifteen bucks, really?"
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"You choose weed, I choose wine."
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"You don't want her! Swipe left."
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"None of them smile?"
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"So? She's hot."
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"When I was modeling..."
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"-Oh, here we go! -Oh!"
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"Yes! Your mother was the best!"
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"First year I met her, she won the Yankee Miss Pageant."
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""...she won the Yankee Miss Pageant." Mm-hmm!"
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"Beat all those hearing girls."
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"She was hotter than all of them."
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"What about her?"
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"So-so."
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"I thought we said no Tinder at the table!"
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"How is music rude but Tinder's okay?"
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"Because Tinder is something we can all do as a family."
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"[students chatting, indistinct]"
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"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"
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"No, I did not tell you to sit."
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"On your feet, my friends. Up, up!"
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"They made my latte with some kind of disgusting nut milk this morning,"
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"so I'm in a mood."
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"Hey, come on! Come on!"
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"My name is Bernardo Villalobos."
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"Berrrnardo. Berrrna--"
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"If you can't roll your Rs,"
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"please, please, don't embarrass yourself,"
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"and just call me Mr. V."
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"OK, all of you, on this side."
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"Come on, move! Everyone to this side."
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"Move!"
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"Let's see if you're an alto, a soprano"
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"or just watched too many episodes of Glee."
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"My birthday was last Tuesday, so in lieu of gifts,"
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"I will be accepting the Happy Birthday song."
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"I do not need an entire meal."
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"I just want to place your voice."
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"You, Harry Potter. Come on, let's hear it."
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"[clears throat]"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"Shhh! Tenor. Next!"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"Alto."
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"Next!"
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"♪ Happy birthday to you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday ♪"
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"♪ To you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birth... ♪"
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"♪ ...day, Mr. Berrrnardo! ♪"
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"♪ Happy ♪"
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"[vocalizing] ♪ Bir...ir...ir ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday ♪"
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"♪ To you ♪"
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"Suave."
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"-Thank you. -Tenor. Next!"
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"Come on. Yeah, you!"
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"The red shirt."
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"Bless me with your birthday wishes."
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"Uh... Forget the words?"
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"No, no, don't look at them. They're not gonna help you."
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"Come on!"
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"Oh! Huh..."
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"We have a runner."
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"♪♪ Happy birthday ♪"
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"♪ To you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday ♪"
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"♪ To you ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday ♪"
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"♪ Happy birthday ♪"
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"♪ To you ♪♪"
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"The card was declined!"
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