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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Beefsquatch (S02E02)

"I knew it! I mean, I had no idea, but..."
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"yes! No, no, no, no, no."
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"It's great. It's like when they got a chimp on The Today Show."
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"Yeah, that was in the '50s,"
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"but sure, let's base all our decisions on that."
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"I think it could go viral!"
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"I'm gonna have two little stars! Oh, great."
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"Well, I don't know about you, Pam, but that is certainly"
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"some of the cutest baby panda footage I've ever seen."
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"Oh."
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"So I'll do all the talking and you just nod, all right?"
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"Yes. Check."
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"And entertain the crap out of everybody."
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"No, no, no, not that. Okay, just... Blow their minds. Got it."
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"Gene, stop it. Don't do that. I got it. Go, go, go, go, go, go."
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"Okay, and now it is time for our new segment,"
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"Hey, Good Cookin'."
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"And today's chef is Bob of Bob's Burgers."
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"And who is this furry fella?"
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"I'm... the Sasquatch Kid!"
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"No wait, Burgerfoot!"
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"No, Beefsquatch!"
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"Right. Um..."
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"And today, uh..."
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"we're making the Bruschetta Bout It Burger."
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"So we start with some fresh mozzarella,"
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"and some basil..."
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"Mm, mm, mm. Gene. Stop it."
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"Pop-it-lock-it- pop-it-lock-it. And then we, uh,"
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"add some oil and vinegar to these, and..."
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"I want beef!"
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"Oh."
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"Beefsquatch likey like."
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"Ha ha ha! Beefsquatch."
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"Oh, boy. Beefsquatch!"
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"So they want Bob and Gene back next week."
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"They said it got the most response of any segment"
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"since they showed Pam getting her tubes tied."
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"The fallopians on that woman! Eh..."
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"Bob, you excited or what?"
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"Bobby? No, Teddy. I'm not."
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"Why not? He's just mad 'cause he thinks Gene"
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"Beefsquatched all over his special moment."
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"Don't, Lin. Don't use that as a verb."
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"It's just... it's not what I envisioned, Teddy."
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"'Cause it was horrible."
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"It was great!"
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"I knew this mask was powerful!"
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"So, who wants to touch and/or be touched"
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"by a famous person?"
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"Can I please have my mask back? No!"
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"I explicitly said no backsies, Peter."
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"In this country, no backsies means something!"
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"Now go pop and lock!"
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"But I don't want to do it anymore."
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"Go!"
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"Lucy Lock-it lost her Pop-it..."
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"Brush, brush, brush."
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"Gene. Hmm?"
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"I need you to do something for me. It's... It's important."
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"I'm not pulling out your long eyebrow hairs again, Dad."
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"No, it's not... Wait, are they back?"
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"Oh, yeah. Yeesh, that is bad."
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"Anyway, I was thinking maybe, um,"
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"could you, uh, tone it down out there a little?"
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"Like, uh, let me explain the recipe?"
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"Try to entertain 'em a little?"
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"Sounds crazy, but you got it, Dad. Great."
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"I'll just wait for you to succeed or fail. Thanks."
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"Could go great, could be a disaster... Okay. I got it."
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"Psst. Psst."
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"Hi. Hi."
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"My mom lets me come to all the show tapings,"
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"as long as it doesn't interfere with school work."
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"It does. Okay."
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"You're a VIP, right?"
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"Did you get to meet Pam?"
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"Who, the host lady? Yeah."
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"Are you okay? I'm fine."
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"So did you, like, I don't know,"
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"taste her hair or anything?"
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"No. I didn't think of that."
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"I guess I could have."
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"She was swooshing her hair all around."
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"I'm gonna turn this way."
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"So to make our Mediterr-Ain't- Misbehavin' Burger,"
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"we have some feta cheese... Mmm. Mmm."
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"And, uh, of course some eggplant..."
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"Hmm. Yum."
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"Uh, actually, these eggplants were freshly laid"
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"by the chickenplant this morning."
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"Anyway, so with these..."
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"Uh, Pam, why don't you give the audience"
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"a chance to get the joke. Chickenplant."
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"Oop, I think this one's hatching right now."
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"I'll save you, boring cook!"
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"Beefsquatch!"
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"Okay, okay, that'll be $5."
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"Throw in another five and he'll burp in your face."
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"Wow! Look at all these people"
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"that came 'cause of the show, Bobby! Uh-huh."
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"Oh, my God, it's great for the restaurant,"
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"just like you wanted!"
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"Yeah, it's all just how I wanted it. Mm-hmm."
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"Hey. Nice dish tub."
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"Thanks. You want to go out?"
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"Wow, you must really like dish tubs."
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"Are you that boy from the studio audience?"
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"Shh-shh-shh."
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"Look, there's something here. We both know it."
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"Let's just take it and run with it."
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"Um... Okay. Could be worse."
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"Could be worse."
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"Guess who's gonna get an arm put around them? Me?"
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"Can I get your autograph?"
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"There you go, Toots."
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"Beefsquatch signed it. Oh, my God!"
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"I'll sign it. Ow!"
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"Keep sizzling. Bob."
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"There you go."
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