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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Old Man Ders (S02E02)

"- Ahhhh!"
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"- Hey, man. - Ow! What?"
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"- What you doing here, man?"
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"Kid's trying to play and you game hogging?"
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"- Since when is this the only game?"
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"There's a million games. They can play other games."
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"- You do realize that this is a Dante's, right?"
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"I mean, it's basically a black Chuck E. Cheese."
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"- Okay, I can see that. I mean, that guy's not black."
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"- Oh, that's Oakland Tony."
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"O.T."
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"Oh, he blacker than I am."
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"- Buddy, I-I'm sorry. Today is my birthday."
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"I'm gonna wild out and have a good time."
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"I got a cup full of coins,"
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"and I'm gonna get wild with them, all right?"
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"Sorry."
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"- Hey."
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"I got my eyes on you."
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"- Legitimately scary."
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"Too drunk to care. Whoo!"
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"- It's illegal for you to tell me"
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"I can't take this outside."
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"That's illegal."
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"Oh, there they are. My sweet, sweet princesses."
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"Welcome to my castle. Can I take your coats?"
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"No, wow, Mama."
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"You better put those on."
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"Getting jealous."
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"You getting jealous, huh?"
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"- Whose birthday?"
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"- It feels like my birthday."
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"So it might as well be."
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"Hitch a ride on the sex bus."
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"Just kidding. We can't have sex here."
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"There's kids everywhere."
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"- Yeah, it's my birthday."
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"I figured I'd treat myself a little bit, you know."
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"Keep shaking it. Here we go."
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"Whoa. - Oh."
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"- Dude, is that my gift?"
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"- Uh, yeah, yeah. - Yeah."
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"- Yeah, it is your- it is your birthday present."
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"- Whoo, hey."
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"- I just wanted to make sure they're not poisonous."
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"[growls]"
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"No, it's good unless you're allergic to glitter, so-"
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"- Whoa, glitter titties, for real?"
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"I'll be right there."
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"- Come on, man. Let's go."
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"- Sorry, man, you're 46 tickets shy of the shark."
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"Now, you can get some vampire teeth"
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"and some scrunchies."
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"- What? Okay, look."
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"I'm not trying to freak out on you, man."
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"You're just doing your job."
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"I've got a job too."
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"And I do it sometimes."
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"But this is an emergency, okay?"
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"We've got a guy who is five beers away"
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"from turning into the Ders."
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"This is a guy who fucked a koi fish in the mouth"
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"until it died in front of a P.F. Chang's."
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"- I just count tickets, dude."
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"- [laughs] Yeah, I'm your bull trying to buck ya."
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"Trying to buck you."
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"- Oh, she just made her butthole wink."
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"- What? - It just winked at me."
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"- Whoa, that is too real."
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"- Oh, my God."
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"- Whoa, not a fan."
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"Stick to hits, please."
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"- Cool. - Titties up."
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"- Angel, hold up, buddy."
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"My knees are burning."
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"What the hell!"
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"I need to see you outside now."
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"Where they go? Where they at?"
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"- [laughs]"
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"- Oh, I'm going to miss you."
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"I can't afford you for longer."
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"But I'm going to miss you."
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"- Button up."
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"Let's play it safe. There's kids."
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"There's kids. You got to respect the kids."
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"Someone took a sip of my beer."
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"I don't like that, birthday boy."
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"- Angel, go play with the team, okay?"
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"- Later, dude, we changed your life."
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"Don't forget that. We changed your life."
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"- Yeah, you're going to remember that forever."
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"- Now, I ain't trying to fight today"
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"because it's a beautiful occasion."
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"But you brought strippers, albeit some fine-ass strippers,"
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"to a kid's pizza place."
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"- Dude, I'm not going to say this again."
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"Today is my birthday,"
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"and I'm going to do whatever I wanna do!"
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"[shouting]"
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"- What was that?"
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"- That's the Ders."
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"Uh, all right. Look."
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"I've got $19 and a one-hitter, huh?"
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"All you gotta do is give me that shark blimp."
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"That's all yours."
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"You just need to hand me-"
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"hand me the shark blimp."
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"- The Ders is unleashed, yeah."
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"Gather around."
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"There's going to be a real show over here."
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"- Ders, I got it. [laughs]"
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"I got your shark blimp."
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"What do you say we go home and give it a whirl?"
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"- It's no use, bud. He's unleashed."
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"Gotta ride this one out like a hurricane."
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"- No, no, we're not riding anything."
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"Now, Ders, let's go home."
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"Let's ride home."
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"- And you need to start acting your age, man."
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"What are you, 30?"
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