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Clips from Euphoria (2019) - The Trials and Tribulations of Trying to Pee While Depressed (S01E01)

"to you bitch and moan about your psychotic, abusive boyfriend"
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"who you've literally broken up with a thousand times?"
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"It was literally the lowest point in my life, so, yeah."
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"That and the fact that you're just fuckin' mean."
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"Maddy, ever since I've met you, all you talk about is yourself."
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"Your clothes, your boyfriends, whatever superficial shit"
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"you think is so fucking important. Sorry I'm no longer interested."
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"I don't know about everyone else, but I miss the old Kat."
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"You know, the one who had a sense of humor and wasn't a fuckin' cunt?"
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"Damn."
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"- What was the other thing? - What other thing?"
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"You said you needed advice on two things."
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"I don't remember."
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"What would you do?"
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"Um, I don't know. I've never really been in a situation"
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"where two guys have been interested in me."
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"That's 'cause you're shy."
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"I guess so, but I've also never been in a situation"
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"where I've been interested in two guys."
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"That's also 'cause you're shy."
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"Maybe."
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"But if you were in my situation, what would you do?"
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"Honestly, I don't think I would say anything."
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"What if not saying something makes you feel really bad?"
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"- Worse than saying it? - Yeah."
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"Well, then, I don't think you have any other option."
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"- How are you feeling? - I think I have the flu or something."
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"You want me to get you something?"
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"- Like something to drink, or something- - uh, no, I'm good."
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"You sure you got the flu, rue?"
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"Gia, right now I just need you to leave me the fuck alone, all right?"
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"Look, Nate, we all make mistakes in life."
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"We hurt the ones we love. We let down our friends, our family."
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"Sometimes we do it out of ignorance. Sometimes it's selfishness."
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"I am not perfect. You know that."
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"But I've spent my life trying to do better. You have not."
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"But it is my wish for you."
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"I don't know how you got out of this situation."
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"I know you didn't deserve to, but you did."
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"And I admire whatever it took."
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"I just hope it didn't teach you the wrong lesson."
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"Okay, this is gonna sound sick,"
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"because I'm actually in a lot of pain right now,"
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"due to the sheer weight and strain on my bladder,"
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"but, man, does this make me miss opiates."
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"Because your bladder is trained from a very early age"
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"not to pee whenever it wants to, it needs permission from your brain."
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"And when you're really high, your brain gets a little... lazy."
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"Too lazy to say something."
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"Come on. Breathe. Come on, please."
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"It's probably why so many drug addicts die on toilets."
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"The truth is, the last time I left this room,"
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"I didn't have the best experience."
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"Sleeping all day? It's quite the life."
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"Meet Rick. My mom's new boyfriend."
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"If you were to ask Rick to describe himself, he'd say he was..."
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""A romantic at heart. I'm adventurous. I love to travel."
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""I love the outdoors..."
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"...great art, great movies, great wine. Forever young.""
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"Sorry, I'm sorry."
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"So, enter Rick."
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"So..."
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"Your mom tells me that you have a new, uh, "best friend.""
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"What is that supposed to mean?"
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"That, you know."
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"You got a new best friend."
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"You know what, Rick?"
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"Why don't you go fuck yourself?"
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"How dare you speak to someone like that?"
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"- Who? Rick. - Don't be a smart-ass."
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"- Did I offend you? - Apologize right now."
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"In retrospect, I was a little cunt-y."
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"But Rick does suck, and I was angry. For a lot of reasons."
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"Rick, I sincerely apologize for telling you to go fuck yourself."
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"What I really meant to say is that my mom can do better"
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"and I hate seeing you sit in the chair my dad sat at."
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"If I am bipolar..."
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"I sure as shit prefer mania over depression."
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"Yo, Fez. So you know how in every '90s thriller, right,"
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"Morgan Freeman plays, like, the same semi-psychic black cop."
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"So, I know that's kind of racist, but the point is, in every movie,"
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"he's always calmly putting the fucking pieces of the case together,"
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"while everybody else around him is fucking freaking out,"
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"saying, "you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, Morgan."
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""You're... you're a fucking bad husband. You should fucking retire.""
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"But no. Morgan is fucking hyper-focused."
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"Because he can see beyond the little details."
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"He's looking for the big fuckin' picture."
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"Because all of this shit? It's connected, Fez."
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"And it is way bigger than any of us can even fucking see."
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"The point is, that's me. Right now, that is fucking me."
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"I can see everything so fucking clearly."
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"I know what happened, I know why it happened,"
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"and I know what the fuck I'm gonna do about it."
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"- Word. - Word."
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"- She can't hear me, right? - She can't see you, either."
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"Trust me, rue, she not gonna gossip."
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"Okay."
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"- Do you still have that gun? - What gun?"
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"- The one from the couch. - I mean, I got a couple guns."
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"- Why do you have so many guns? - My grandma."
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"- That's cool. - What you worried about my guns for?"
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"Okay, well, I was thinking..."
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"That maybe you could use one to scare Nate Jacobs."
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"- Are you serious? - I mean, I'm not not serious."
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"Rue, that must be the dumbest shit you've said all fucking day."
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"You don't have to fucking point it at him. You could just..."
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"You could, like... You could flash it."
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"You really have lost your fuckin' mind, rue."
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"Fuck, it's a bad fucking idea, okay? I just was fucking spit balling, here."
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"I mean, he fucked with me, he fucked with Jules."
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"And I want fucking revenge. Okay? Sorry."
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"Fuck. Mouse is here."
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"- The guy with the- - all right, so, stay in here. Be quiet..."
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"Fez, I can't... I can't stay in here. Like, I'm really..."
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"- Yes, the fuck you can. Shh! - I'm not good with awkward silences."
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"Be quiet. Listen, i'm really serious right now."
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"You just need to sit your manic ass down,"
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"and be quiet for five fuckin' minutes, rue."
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"I'm not fuckin' playin' with you. Sit down and shut the fuck up."
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