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Clips from That '70s Show - The Pill (S01E01)

"And the backseat of a car is no place to be worrying about birth control."
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"Thanks, Mom."
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"Sanford thinks he's having a heart attack."
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"It looks like the big one. Come watch."
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"So, I've been thinking about it..."
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"and I'm gonna do the right thing."
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"I'm gonna be responsible. I mean, I have to. I'm going to be a father."
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"Yeah, and on the plus side..."
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"you walk into a liquor store carrying a baby, man..."
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"they'll sell you beer."
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"Yeah, and I like kids. I still have some of my Legos."
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"It's gonna be great."
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"And Jackie's mukatots will get huge."
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"Fez, for those of us who only speak English, what exactly is a "mukatot"?"
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"Feet. They will get long as well as wide."
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"Very gratifying."
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"You foreign freak."
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"I mean, this is scary, man. I might have to get married."
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"Not just married. Married to Jackie."
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"That's freaking terrifying."
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"- Okay, I am never having sex again. - Yeah, good one."
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"No, I'm serious, man."
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"It's just not worth it. Just wait, Eric. This could so easily happen to you."
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"I don't think so. I'd probably have to have sex first."
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"- It's just not fair. - You're telling me. I want to have sex."
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"Laurie, I sure have noticed you hanging around the mailbox a lot."
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"I don't know what you're talking about."
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"What could be so important..."
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"that you'd give up a week of whoring around Fort Lauderdale?"
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"I know. It's your grades, right? You're flunking out."
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"Bingo! Forman scores! Right?"
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"Okay, Eric. You know what? Dad likes me and he doesn't like you."
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"Can I help you?"
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"Sure. Pictures for Forman."
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"I'll be right back."
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"Hey, there, Eric. You okay?"
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"I was just..."
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"How are you?"
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"Here you go. Can I help you?"
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"Yup. Prescription for Pinciotti."
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"Trying on cologne for Donna? That is so darn cute."
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"Thank you, sir."
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"Here you go. That'll be $21.50."
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"That's a little pricey for cough medicine."
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"Pinciotti, Donna."
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"Ortho-novum."
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"Ortho what? Ortho-novum."
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"Birth control pills."
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"Midge!"
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"Midge?"
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"Meet Bob."
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"He's a typical American who works hard..."
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"loves his family and has never cheated on his tax return."
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"Life is good..."
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"but lately, he's noticed some slight changes..."
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"in his daughter Donna."
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""Hi, honey. How was school today?""
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""Great, Dad."
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""I got an A on a test..."
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""and tonight I'm having cocktails with the principal."
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""Will you excuse us, Dad?"
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""We have to study.""
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"Bob realizes his daughter is growing up."
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"Now that Donna's on the pill..."
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"she's what medical professionals call:"
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"Open for business."
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"Come on, Bob."
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"I want to show you something."
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"You see, Bob, the pill means Donna can have lots of sex..."
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"with many different partners."
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"Not just Eric."
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""Hi, Mr. Pinciotti."
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""Boy, is your daughter something!""
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"So. Do you get it, Bob?"
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"She's open for business."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm next."
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"Eric, you're not eating. Are you sick?"
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"Yeah, Eric, you seem upset. Did something happen at the pharmacy?"
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"What happened at the pharmacy?"
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"Nothing."
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"Shut up."
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"Eric, be nice to your sister."
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"Kitty, what happened to the mail?"
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"I checked the mail, Dad. Nothing. No mail."
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"You know, the mail keeps disappearing. I think we have a little mail thief."
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"Speaking of. Laurie, I could've sworn I saw..."
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"a University of Wisconsin envelope sticking out of your bra."
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"What's that all about?"
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"What?"
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"Donna's on the pill."
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"What did you do?"
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"Nothing."
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"Dinner's over! You. Kitchen. Now."
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"I know you're 17..."
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"and we can't stop you from doing what you want to do."
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"- Yes, we can. - Red!"
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"All I'm saying is, have respect for her."
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"You respect her by keeping your hands off of her."
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"You are a dirty boy, Eric."
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"Okay, now, let's talk about birth control."
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"Birth control?"
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"Don't do it! That's your birth control."
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"I'm gonna pray for you, Eric."
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"You're the devil."
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"And did you know that Laurie's flunking out of college?"
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"Don't change the subject."
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"You've got strange thoughts in your little head..."
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"and that Donna's a nice girl."
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"Red, you are giving him the wrong idea about sex."
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"- It's not dirty. - But it's not clean, either."
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"Okay, cleanliness."
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"Now, that reminds me, always make sure your nails are trimmed and clean."
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"Foreplay is very important."
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"No, it's not."
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"Yes. It is."
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"Personally, I'm very proud to have a daughter..."
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"who acted so mature and responsible."
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"I'm her father. You should've told me, Midge."
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"Can you imagine how I felt standing there with Eric..."
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"when the pharmacist handed me birth control pills?"
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