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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Ancient Misbehavin (S12E12)

"I feel like I'm in a dirty basement in Paris."
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"(grunts) Ooh, it's cold, though."
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"Yeah, it can get a little chilly."
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"I've been sleeping with all the blankets I could find"
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"and three towels."
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"- Here's your toothbrush. - Thank you."
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"I'll put that... here. Would you like a drink?"
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"I'm making myself a beer in a glass."
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"Fancy. I'll take a wine in a glass, if you have one,"
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"and I don't want to be forward, but I might"
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"get in your bed real quick 'cause it's freezing."
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"How about wine that's a beer? And we share the glass."
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"And it's not cold."
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"Everything else here is cold, but the beer is warm."
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"- Let's see if I can... (groans) - Oh. Okay."
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"- All right. - ...squeeze in here. I'm in."
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"- Oh! It's tight. - We're both, we're both in."
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"- I'm off! Now I'm off. - We're both in. Oh!"
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"- Now I'm off. - Let me, let me pull you back up."
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"I can be off, uh, over here a little bit. It's fine."
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"This is nice."
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"I should come back upstairs, right?"
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"Yeah, you should. I miss your night farts."
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"It's always three in a row. It's comforting."
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"Yeah, and I miss hearing your sleep muttering."
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"Whatever it is you're saying, you're very emphatic."
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"I'm not kicking anymore, by the way. The kids are."
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"They're kicking me like crazy."
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"I guess they started fighting back."
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"Should I, uh, bring the Christmas lights?"
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"Yeah, and the beer, and brush your teeth."
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"Right, right."
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"MS. PADARO: Okay, everyone."
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"You had a night to think about it."
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"Who wants to come forward?"
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"Well, then, unfortunately,"
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"I have to call off the symposium."
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"- (students groan) - Come on! - Just say you did it,"
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"whoever you are. I deserve a party."
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"I haven't been to one since Saturday."
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"Yeah, and I'm not allowed to have grape juice at home,"
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"so fess up!"
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"You know, I'm just-- I'm really disappointed,"
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"and the ancient Greeks would be, too."
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"They believed in ethics, fairness, justice."
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"I mean, to be honest,"
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"I don't know if I want to do this unit again."
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"- What do you mean? - It's a lot of work. I mean,"
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"I buy all this stuff with my own money."
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"It's too much if something like this is gonna happen."
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"Oh, uh, well, philosophically,"
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"maybe we should talk this through."
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"That-That's Greek, right? Philosophically?"
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"- Yeah. - Well, speaking of fairness,"
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"whoever made the coins, I'm just guessing,"
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"maybe they did it because it wasn't quite fair"
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"the way the coins were being handed out."
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"I'm just using the Socratic method."
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"That's not the Socratic method."
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"Uh, is it not the Socratic method?"
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"That's the Socratic method."
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"Oh, really? I'm just saying,"
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"I don't know, but I'm imagining that, whoever did this,"
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"they might have had their hand up a lot"
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"and didn't get called on because sitting in a circle"
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"is not a great idea because it's a bad idea."
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"I mean, is it not a bad idea?"
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"So, hypothetically, this person felt"
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"it was okay for them to make fake coins?"
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"You know, Socrates said suffering an injustice"
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"does not make it okay to commit an injustice."
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"Good to know, good to know."
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"Um, maybe the people who committed the injustice"
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"also feel bad about getting the party canceled"
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"and also kind of really liked the class"
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"and maybe wouldn't want you to stop teaching it."
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"And maybe those people didn't sleep at all last night,"
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"even though they have Pancake."
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"I don't know, maybe those people don't feel"
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"any regret at all, just adrenaline, and that's fine."
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"Hmm. I guess the rewards thing can be problematic."
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"Also, at any given moment, I can't see"
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"half the class, and I'm nearsighted,"
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"and my hearing's not that great."
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"Maybe this is more ethically complicated than I thought."
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"I'm not sure what's happening,"
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"but does that mean we can have the party?"
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"- Uh, yeah. Okay. - (students cheer)"
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"I guess we should accept"
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"that we may never get to the bottom of this."
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"Louise, Rudy, Millie, will you see me after class? No reason."
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"Yup. Yup. Yup."
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"- Oh, God. - Not a peep."
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"- (music playing) - (overlapping chatter)"
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"I got it, I got it."
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"Third time you bumped the table. (chuckles) Just saying,"
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"but, uh, have fun."
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"Totally fair punishment, Ms. Padaro."
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"- Yup. - I know."
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"Hey, so my dad has a laser printer."
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"- I think we can make $30 bills. - Bad influence!"
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"Bad influence!"
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"Pancake, my number one"
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"snuggle pal, this is for you."
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"♪ Your eyes are on the same side of your head ♪"
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"♪ You live in the ocean that is my bed ♪"
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"♪ Uh-huh, Pancake, you found me ♪"
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"♪ And I found you ♪"
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"(grunting rhythmically)"
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"♪ I want to thank you ♪"
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"♪ How do I thank you? ♪"
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"♪ I guess by thanking you ♪"
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"♪ Pancake, I thank you. ♪"
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"I know you'd squeeze me back"
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"if you could, buddy. I love you."
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