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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Ancient Misbehavin (S12E12)

"Well, it's just that, yesterday,"
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"this seat got a lot of action, and not so much over there."
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"Let's just stay in the same seats. Keeps things simple,"
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"but don't worry, Louise, I see all,"
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"like the many-eyed giant, Argos."
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"Thankfully, I don't have that many eyes,"
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"or I'd spend a fortune on contacts."
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"Anyway, who knows what monster Argos slayed? Louise."
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"Oh... Well, I don't know the answer to that one."
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"Kind of skimmed the Argos stuff. I'm gonna say Godzilla?"
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"Oh, no. Tommy."
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"- Echidna? - Correct."
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"- (groans) - Correct."
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"- Correct. Correct. - Dang it."
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"The lady just doesn't see us. It's not fair."
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"She's like a shopping cart with a wobbly wheel,"
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"- she just pulls to the right. - I hate those shopping carts."
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"Okay, the marketplace is open for business."
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"- Time to cash in those coins. - Yes!"
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"I'm gonna get that eraser that looks like a foot."
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"I'm gonna get a temporary tattoo. Take that, Mom."
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"And I'm just gonna watch everyone else"
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"- get cool things, I guess. - This is some B. S."
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"Some serious B. S."
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"Some super serious B. S."
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"If I don't get that windup dolphin"
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"that actually swims in a bathtub..."
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"I don't even want to think about it. (grunts)"
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"Hey, does punching a locker hurt your hand?"
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"- Probably. Eh, forget it. - We got to do something."
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"We could offer her American cash money."
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"I have $10 in my dad's wallet."
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"Or... we could... make clay coins ourselves."
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"To... make ourselves feel better?"
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"No, to use in class."
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"We make our own replica coins of Ms. Padaro's replica coins."
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"You mean like counterfeiting?"
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"I saw that in a movie that I wasn't supposed to watch"
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"that I watched five times."
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"Yeah, technically, it's counterfeiting,"
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"but look, we tried playing by the rules, and it didn't work."
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"What are we gonna do? Not get coins and cool prizes?"
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"- You make a good point. - I do."
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"So, who's in for making our own coins and our own justice?"
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"We're only in fourth grade once, baby."
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"- Plus, I'll do anything you do. - Rudy?"
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"Count-erfeit me in. Man,"
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"this is the coolest I've ever felt,"
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"and saying that out loud made it less cool. Sorry. Sorry."
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"Louise, don't you usually sit with Gene and Tina at lunch?"
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"Rudy, this is a top secret"
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"counterfeiting brainstorming session."
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"I can't trust those blabber butts."
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"I told them you were going through a crisis,"
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"and you needed special lunch counseling."
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"Why am I the one who needs special lunch counseling?"
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"I'm fine."
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"- Poor Rudy. He looks terrible. - Mm-hmm."
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"Okay, first thing's first,"
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"we got to make a mold of a clay coin."
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"How the H are we gonna do that?"
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"- Millie, can I have a piece of gum? - From my mouth or fresh?"
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"- How about fresh. - Weird, but okay."
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"Rudy, you got a quarter or a nickel or something?"
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"If I had a nickel for every time you asked me for a quarter..."
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"- Uh, sorry. Here you go. - (spits)"
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"RUDY: I hope you're gonna wipe that off."
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"Now, you see the impression this makes? If this gum"
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"was a hard mold, we could press clay in there,"
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"and it would be the exact shape of a quarter."
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"So, all we need is some gold-colored clay,"
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"a hard mold, and one of Ms. Padaro's coins."
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"- And the blood of a virgin. - What's a virgin?"
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"I think it's someone who gives a lot of blood."
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"Oh. My grandfather's a virgin."
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"I love TV, and if you're about to say,"
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""Well, then why don't you marry it?""
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"you should know that we're engaged."
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"All right, my family. It's getting late."
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"- Time for bed. - You know, I actually"
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"slept really well last night here on the couch."
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"Um, I think I'm gonna do that again."
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"Aw, okay, Mr. Couching Tiger, Sleeping Dragon."
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"You kids want to have another sleepover at Mom's?"
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"- Yeah! - Hmm, let me check my schedule."
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"Just kidding. I'm available."
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"You guys didn't get kicked last night?"
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"Of course I'm not gonna kick them, Bob. They're my kids."
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"Well, actually you did, a little, but it felt nice."
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"- It was like shiatsu. - I'm gonna take a rain check."
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"Got to rest up for ancient Greece class tomorrow"
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"because I'm a good student."
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"Wow. Our great parenting just started to work,"
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"with one of you. The rest of you little delinquents come with me."
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"- Yay! - Hey, we can play "Never Have I Ever.""
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"I'll start. Never have I ever played "Never Have I Ever.""
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"(humming) ♪ Making my cozy bed. ♪"
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"Oh, right, books. People like to read those before bed."
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"Pepper: A Spicy History."
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"Okay. All right."
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"Oh, this is nice."
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"This is very, very nice."
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""Forget everything you know about pepper.""
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"(yawns) Okay."
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"That might be enough reading for tonight."
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"LOUISE: All right,"
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"let's get that coin. Ms. Padaro,"
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"may I be excused to visit the restroom?"
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"- Of course. - Thank you."
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"So, today, I'd like to get into the gods"
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"and Mount Olympus."
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"Um, I don't want to alarm anyone,"
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"but there's a mouse over there!"
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"(gasps) I see it, too."
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"I don't see it. Do you know what a mouse looks like?"
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"RUDY: Oh, my gosh, it was right there."
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"- Keep looking. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Keep looking in that direction"
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"- and no-no other direction. - Huh."
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"Weird, yeah. He must've scurried away."
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